This is for the guy who requested Naruto on either Sugar or Caffeine:

Several Universes away from the Empire...

Episode I

The Greatest Mistake Ever

It is a Dark time For Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto, host to the Nine Tailed Fox Kurama has dropped by the Mission Assignment desk to visit his beloved former sensei Umino Iruka. Iruka however was out to lunch, and Hagane Kotetsu has allowed Naruto to wait for him in the Administration Office breakroom and told him that he could help himself to the contents of the coffee pot and the sugar bowl that sat next to it...

"You let him have WHAT?!" Iruka yelled when he got back from lunch to find the break room in shambles and his guest nowhere in sight.

"Relax, it's just a bit of coffee." Kotetsu replied wondering what had the normally mild-mannered Chunin so worked up.

"Just a bit of coffee?! Just a bit of coffee?! You've just unleashed the ultimate evil on Konoha!" Iruka yelled back.

"I don't see how..." Kotetsu started.

"Do you remember that freak hurricane that blew through Konoha five years ago?" Iruka asked.

"Yes." Kotetsu replied, remembering the extensive and back breaking cleanup he'd been involved in afterward.

"That was Naruto!" Iruka yelled. "Some idiot Uchiha had let him at the police station coffee pot."

That was about when the first explosions started. As abruptly as they had started however, they had stopped.

In a Universe we all know and love:

Emperor Palpatine wasn't entirely sure what the hell that yellow and orange thing that had burst out of the circle of machinery that had summoned it to his throne room was. All he knew was that since its arrival, it had bounced off of every available surface including the ceiling destroying just about everything it had touched. All efforts of subduing it had failed. Noticing that the creature had slowed down a bit, he left the safety of his throne.

That was the last mistake he would ever make.

When the Emperor had made it half-way across his throne room, there was a sickening crunch of ancient bones that had been made more brittle over the decades that their owner had steeped himself in the Dark Side of the Force as the Emperor became the terminal end of a Chakra, Sugar, and Caffeine fueled leap.

Three and a half hours later:

"Areyousureyou'reaclone? Youdidn'tdispellwhenIhityou!" a still hyper blond in an orange and blue tracksuit asked the Storm Trooper who had found himself on the wrong side of one of Naruto's Super Hyper Therapy Jutsu after the boy had knocked out several dozen platoons of troopers who had been sent in to deal with him after he'd accidentally assassinated the Emperor.

"I didn't what?" the confused clone who'd just spilled his entire life's story to the boy asked.

"KageBunshinnoJutsu!" Naruto yelled, and then the room was filled with three hundred copies of a more hyper than usual Uzumaki Naruto who had yet to come down from his sugar and caffeine high.

"See! Clone!" all of the Narutos said at once, further confusing the poor Storm Trooper who until then had been leading a quiet existence guarding a particularly ugly painting from the Neo Sith Impressionistic period that had belonged to the Emperor's private collection.

The poor trooper who'd finally had all of his inadequacy issues sorted out could only watch as those clones who had departed from the Throne Room in order to explore and discovered the Officer's Breakroom and the Caf machine it held within went on to create chaos and destruction on a massive scale, bringing the Imperial Center to its knees.