Author's note : Yayy another chapter!I've come so far haha ,once again thanks to Paul for editing and thanks for Kirby for helping me with Neil!


'Wait… Did you just call me Richard? LIKE, SERIOUSLY, DID YOU?'
'I'M TRYING MY BEST TO APOLOGISE FOR WHAT I DID AND THE ONLY THING YOU CARE ABOUT IS THAT I CALLED YOU RICHARD? YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT, EVEN IN DEATH!' I kept shouting at him, then I just shut up quickly as I heard my door open. It was the hippie.

'Heeey, Vyvyan. I just wanted to make sure you're all right, okay? Life is heavy, maaan.' He sat down beside me and handed me a cup of tea.
'Uhm… thank you, Neil,' I sighed. 'Well, you're good with spiritual stuff, right?'
I just looked up at him. He seemed slightly excited for someone to finally be interested in his knowledge of these things.
'Oh yeah man, I know loads of stuff. Being a ghost is super heavy. Like, really negative, man. You're stuck in a realm you're not supposed to be in, like, maybe forever, man.' He kept talking about it for, like, forever, and it actually seemed pretty interesting, but it didn't really help the fact that this poofy idiot was basically right in my neck.

'Are you really gonna keep listening to his stupidity about spirits and supernatural shit? You must be joking, Vyvyan! Is this really you at all? If it was, you'd have kicked his hippie ass out of your room. Seriously!'
I tried not paying attention to Rick, but at one point I lost it and couldn't stand it anymore.
'OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WILL YOU PISS OFF ALREADY?'
'Well, Vyvyan. You know you could've just told me I'm bothering you in the first place, that's not very nice, you know. Telling you stories and you're like this... So heavy, man...'
'Wait, Neil, I didn't say that to...'
But by the time I finished, he was already gone.

I angrily looked at Rick, sighed and turned away.
'Look what you did! Now he'll think I'm a rude asshole! Seriously, why couldn't you just stay away for a bit, you bastard. Go back to your goddamn grave, anyway, and just leave me alone!'
'He'll think you're a rude asshole? BUT YOU'VE BEEN ONE ALL YOUR LIFE, IT'S NOT REALLY A SURPRISE.'
'RIGHT, SAYS THE ONE WHO'S STILL A BIG FUCKING POOF, EVEN IN HIS FUCKING AFTERLIFE. I TOLD YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY.'
'VERY WELL, VYVYAN. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE? YOU CAN BET IT'S NOT BECAUSE AFTERLIFE WAS SO BOOOORING.'
And that's when I just couldn't bear it anymore. I picked up a book and started throwing it and other objects I could find towards him.
'HAH, MISSED ME, YOU BASTARD!' he laughed. I kept throwing things at him. He kept bugging me.
'WELL, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST I DIDN'T DIE A VIRGIN!'

All of sudden, he shut up. He just looked all… broken. That was when I realised what I had actually said, how it must have hurt him. And the fact that he did die a virgin was my fault, anyway. All my fault. Finally, he spoke to me again. Spoke, well, shouted and cried out.
'IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DIE A VIRGIN! IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DIE AT ALL, YOU BASTARD. NO, IN FACT, I WASN'T PLANNING TO DIE FOR QUITE A WHILE, BUT THEN YOU CAME ALONG WITH YOUR BLOODY KNIFE, STABBED ME, AND PUT ME OUT FOREVER. AND I'M PROBABLY ALSO STUCK HERE WITH YOU FOREVER, BECAUSE I HAD SO MANY THINGS LEFT TO DO! THANK YOU, VYVYAN. THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. GOODBYE FOREVER, I HOPE YOU DIE HORRIBLY!'
And with that, he just disappeared for a while and left me feeling like shit... Which I may have deserved.