"Sasuke is arriving!" A frantic rank, by the design on her maid dress, rank four came into the study where I was quietly reading. "Early?" I asked, my eyes widening. I'd been in charge of the house and let everybody slack off. Mostly because Sasuke liked the visual of all his staff actively doing something. All I thought was necessary was the house cleaned once then everyone could do whatever. "Get a rank one, any rank one!" I closed my book, raising my voice. Though I'm pretty sure there aren't many left. If The Clique, as Hinata likes to call it, all left that leaves me with only one.

Yo, Kakashi Hatake. I'm the Rank 1 over all other Rank 1's and everybody else. I'm also Sasuke's confident, Karin may think she's the closest to Sasuke but she's not. But, all in all, I suppose I'm everybody's confident. I'm not rankist, a name I've coined for the similarity of being racist to judging by rank, I treat everyone equally- for the most part. I don't remember everyone's names so I do tend to call people by ranks. I believe in teamwork it's the most important thing. That's why I try to stay out of the giant relationship web. But, I think the web will get crumpled up then stretched back out and everything will change. Though, it may of already happened. Because somehow, I've fallen for this idiot.

"Too slow! Hey Kakashi let's explode in youth and make this into a contest!" Gai gave me a thumbs-up and a broad grin. "I asked for a rank 1." I sighed, standing up. "Don't be like that Kakashi!" Gai grabbed my by my shoulder and flung me back in the room. "Please refrain from doing such things." I turned away from him, my shoulder on fire. "Yo! Watch out, Gai sensei is on his way." Kiba walked in, Akamaru at his feet.


Gai

The rank 2 over all rank three's. He's always energetic much to Shikamaru's dismay and Lee's enjoyment. He usually can be found working rank 3's to death, they make up most of the population here. Gai is oblivious to our web and hates or loves no one.

Kiba

A rank one by default. On the day of his interview with all the directors we had only had two rank one's Karin and Neji. They always go with Sasuke on trips and there was nobody left to help me so we just made him a rank one. He confided in me a secret affection of Hinata but for some reason people seem to think he likes Karin

Akamaru

He's a rank five, a rank completely made up for the purpose of his dog. Kiba insisted he have a rank so we just ordered him a little tailcoat and called him a rank five. When Akamaru got a rank Sasuke's snake, My Pakkun, Naruto's frogs and even Sakura's slug were given ranks and mini outfits.


"I have been made aware." I gave him a look. "Kiba I want this house spotless. Focus first on the sweeping, mopping, dusting and bedrooms then change some decor around." I ordered. "Right. C'mon Akamaru!" He bounded out of the room.

"Play rock paper scissors?" Gai asked. "I'm busy." I tried to walk out the door again but he heaved me over his shoulder. "'fraid you'll loose?" Gai teased. "You can't just drop the a." I tried to keep my cheeks from turning pink at all the contact. I know better than anyone... loving is hard especially when it goes away. I know I don't love him, it's nowhere near that serious...I only begun to see him in this light recently. But I can't ever love him, because of Obito and Rin.

"Woah, senpai look. I spot... HOMOSEXUALS!" Tobi walked in, pointing at us. "Tobi don't walk into people's rooms." Deidara followed. "But I found some of your species, just with less eyeliner." Tobi cracked. Deidara took a box from his cloud shaped pocket attached to his dress. They looked like poppers, those things as a kid I'd throw on the ground and they'd pop. Deidara then started to throw some at Tobi's feet. "Don't do that in this house, go to a pub if you are going to behave like this..." I jumped from Gai's shoulder, sighing.

Obito would have fun with this Tobi guy. Tobi, funny it shares two of the same characters as Obito's name. "Let's go to a pub~" Tobi begun dancing around. "I'm going to go... something. Just don't blow up anything." I walked out of the room, before stopping next to Tobi. "Is there a reason you insist on the mask?" I asked. "Because secretly I'm... SUPER TOBI!" He pumped his fist in the air. "Oh, right. Now I remember why I didn't ask earlier." I started reading as I walked down the hallway.

Obito was an Uchiha... if he was alive I would of worked for him instead I worked for Sasuke. Though I did get a offer from Itachi Uchiha... the Akatsuki didn't seem like a nice fit for me.

"Sensei!" Temari begun running towards me, I still don't understand my nickname. I don't really teach. "Yes?" I asked. "Sasuke is here. Here." Temari panicked. "What's done!?" I asked, buttoning up my tail-suit and striding to the door. "Well with so many of us gone we managed to make it clean, persay. It just doesn't sparkle." Temari shrugged it off.

"Get everyone out and ready for arrival!" I snapped. After arranging a few things sloppily done I made it out to the hall. "Attendance check starting from rank four and ending at our guests."

"Sakura, Ten-ten, Ino. Temari, Lee. Kurenai, Gai, Choji. Kiba, Kakashi. Konan, Tobi, Deidara." I called out, after he sliced off all of Orochimaru's crew we suffered a blow but Sasuke insisted on betrayal.

The door swung open, Sasuke looking... uncomposed. That was something usually only reserved for myself. "Sasuke is something-" I couldn't finish my sentence before Sasuke had grabbed me by my jacket, dragging me to his room.

"Why!" He smashed his fist against the wall. Wh-what? "Why what?" I tried to stay calm and composed. "Why the fuck does it have to be him?" He growled."He is not a woman, he can not take me home to his parents and introduce me. He can not let me have his arm and us go on normal dates. I can not even show him affection in public! A woman would be better for him, someone he could brag about and show off." Sasuke punched the wall again, a crack forming.

"If you love him, isn't it fine?" I asked. "IT'S NOT! I'm stealing his future already, maybe Hinata or Sakura would be a better match. I'll cheat on him anyways." Sasuke dropped into his bed.

"Why?" I sat next to him, calmly stroking his hair. "I will have a wife and I will bear children." the raven sat up, staring at me resiliently, "Because I am an Uchiha."

"And as an Uchiha your business must come first." I scolded him. "Right sensei, but Naruto means alot more than some shitty paper that was colored green. I can't go back to the way it was, I have to do something." He insisted. Boys. This actually could be beneficial to Hakai...

"I have an idea. If things get serious between you two then crossdress him. He could pass for a girl with, I don't know, a ponytail? Fake breasts too. He can be known as the press knows him, Naruko. If your family doesn't find out you can have intercourse with a blonde, blue-eyed female- Ino perhaps. Then you have child. Unless your particularly wished to impregnate Naruto..." I stopped there.

"Do try not to be foolish," Sasuke composed himself, "I can't impregnate anyone other than him because those whiskers could be genetic. Also you can't impregnate a male." He sighed. "Talk to Orochimaru about the subject, also the guys you got from him are much needed. They are loyal, remember Karin is from Oro as well." I told him.

"I know you would never betray me and try to drug me, right?" Sasuke asked. "You needn't of asked." I sighed then gave off a weak smile. He knows we drugged him. We'll need an emergency meeting. It isn't as if we're hurting him, the main focus is getting Karin out.

"My eyes can see the truth, it's a Uchiha thing. Despite your vague answer, I sense it was true." Sasuke said, ironically in fact- considering I was the leader of Hakai. "So you will go speak to Orochimaru now?" I asked. "Yes." He stood, walking out.

"His eyes will see the truth? He hasn't seen one truth since he was born into this clan." A deep voice said from the hall. "Who is it?" I sighed, figuring it was a game. "Hmph. 'Kashi-kun, years may of passed but you're still the same as when you slaid Rin." the voice said.

"Show yourself!" I demanded. 'Kashi-kun? T-that's Obito's name for me.

"Though, you're alot more sexy than Rin ever was." Tobi appeared in the room. Tobi...Obit... no. impossible. "I've spent years in hiding after dying in that landslide. It took me a while to become strong again, and when I tried to tell people who I was they mocked me. But all of it was worth it, to see your face." He then slid his mask off slowly.

Tears formed in my eyes at seeing him, I knew it was him just by the face. "Don't cry, it sullys your face." He bent, wiping away a tear. He then connected our lips, kissing me. It's so sudden, yet it feels so good. I thought...I liked Gai?

"I see, you still have my eye." Obito pulled down my own black mask, kissing it. "Stop- I- I-" I had no idea how to handle it so I wrapped my arms around him in a large embrace. I'd just gotten back my best friend.

I heard the door rattle and quickly signaled for his mask to be replaced. "Hi Kakash' how's it goin' for ya?" Gai flashed me a grin. "Don't shorten words like that." I sighed, a blush dancing over the bridge of my nose. Tob- Obito spotted this and quickly went face to face with Gai. "Who are you?" He asked in his body-meltingly deep voice. "Gai, and why does it matter to you." Gai's usual bravado was replaced with something like, irritation.

Such...tension! "'Kashi-kun here is going to bear all four of my children." Obito glared. "I don't think ya know exactly who you're messing with. Kakash' blushes every time I'm around him." Gai challenged then gave a joking wink. Shit he noticed! Wait... does he like me? WAIT WHO'S CHILDREN AM I BEARING!?

"Don't drop the I." Obito glared. "Then don't drop the ka." Gai challenged him right back. "Don't be stupid." I sighed, standing up and trying to walk past the two when Deidara walked in. "I thought you'd gotten lost or something!" The blondes face was flushed and was perspiring. He looked for him everywhere? This is a huge house.

"I was exploring senpai!" Obito immediately reverted to Tobi and begun making strange hand signs. "Don't ever do it again! Idiot! KATSU!" Deidara threw some of those poppers from earlier at Tobi who gave loud Ow's in response as they hit his skin.

Deidara... must really love him. "I'm sorry senpai!" Tobi insisted, trying to dance away. "Whatever you idiot, hm, it's not like I cared." Deidara grabbed Tobi by his collar, dragging him off.

Is gayness an infection? It seems like everyone, save the girls, likes their own gender. Jeez, now I'm alone with Gai.

Gai kissed me hard on the mouth, a perfect balance. If it was any harder it wouldn't of felt good. "I'll win that game too. With my raging flames of youth!" Gai gave me a thumbs up before leaving.

I waited minutes before leaving the room myself, when I exited Naruto was cleaning a vase with Lee, chatting about something energetically. What does Sasuke see in him? He looks nothing like a woman, he's a tanned, decently-built, energetic, idiot man. Nothing female about it.

"Gay." Hinata pointed directly at me. "NANI!?" I jumped back. Where did she even come from!? "On the back of your jacket it says 'Point at me and say only the word gay. Love GKashi. But the G is scribbled out." Hinata informed me. How did I think he'd matured. Just having reached adolescence does not mean maturity. I grabbed the sticky note off my back and crumpled it up.