Fun Times in Italy

Bella POV-

Ok so I get it...I am being a little weird and not at all the 'sweet innocent' Bella everyone knew and loved. But what the hell? I mean I looked so damn free in the videos; what is wrong with wanting to be free every once and awhile. I mean come on people get with the program!

We are now boarding the plane...yup two days go by fast don't they? They had tried but failed epically to argue their way out of this trip. Nessie seemed cool with it and Jake had no problems. Was he thrilled? No. But was he understanding? Yea for the most part.

Edward was pissed and claiming that soon I will be sending him to the men and white. He was not exactly thrilled when I started to sing in my head 'They're Coming to Take me Away Haha'. Alice and Rose were astounded at how I could out pack Alice and that I was actually excited. Emmett and Jasper were just as mad as Edward but then they were kind of amused when I explained the game room they had. Carlisle and Esme kept giving me strange looks every now and then about how I can be thrilled and how I am making everyone crazy.

So here we are...on the plane. Edward is on the window side and I am on the aisle, Nessie is in front of us with Jake, Rose and Em were next to us to one side and Jaz and Alice are behind us with Esme and Carlisle to the other side of them. I decided to pull out my song book and started to get relaxed and I began writing.

"Whatcha writing love?" Edward asked looking over at me while playing with my hair.

I quickly closed the book and hid it, "Nothing."

"That is a whole lot of something for a whole lot of nothing. Come on tell me...Please?" He tried to dazzle me but two can play it this game.

Smirking I leaned in close and used my ultimate weapon. I started to purr softly, "You really wanna know?"

"Tell me." He gasped. The whole family was watching now and I didn't need to be Jasper to see that I had him where I wanted him (insert maniacal laugh here).

Seeing my evil glint Edward gasped; a little late there pal. Clearing my throat I got my deep 70's husky British accent, "I was writing about how randy I make you feel baby. Oh yea just how randy you are love, how I turn you on and how you make me feel. Yea baby," I added in the cat sound and if steam could come out of his ears it would and his face would be a cherry tomato. Emmett, Jasper, and Jake let out roars of laughter. Carlisle and Esme tried but failed to hide their smirks. Rose and Alice took a few snap shots of Edward's face. Nessie look slightly mortified but with a hint of amusement. The passengers all were shooting us dirty looks.

"Excuse me?" I looked to see the stewardess standing over us. Edward was still in slight shock so I ignored him and answered back.

"Yes?" I said politely.

"One of the people complained about the noise here and I was wondering if you all could keep it down." I rolled my eyes. Clearly some people lack a sense of humor.

Everyone was waiting to see my response. Would I be the sarcastic bitch and blow her off or be diplomatic and thoughtful or be apologetic then get revenge...decisions, decisions...

While in my musings I saw her eyes wonder toward Edward...they reminded me of all the girls in Forks High that wanted to eat, sleep, and drink him. I even thought I saw her mouthing to herself trying and once again failing to be discrete, "He is definitely bringing sexy back."

Oh no she didn't. Clearing my throat I re-caught her attention. I saw her blush and I knew I was not imagining things. I led her into the false sense of security by trying to be innocent, "I am so sorry, Miss..." I read her name tag, "Carson. I did not realize that we were causing a disturbance for the other passengers. Please give them my regards and we will try to be more courteous. Isn't that right sweet heart?" I grabbed Edward's hand and he nodded mutely...still oblivious as to what he was agreeing with. I made sure my wedding ring caught her attention.

The Cullen's and the stewardess's jaws dropped at my apology. For added affect I smiled what I deemed as the 'dazzling smile'. She nodded dumbly at me and muttered a thank you and walked or more like staggered away as if she was drunk. I guess I have a little renaming to do...

"Bella what the hell was that?" Rose asked.

"Why whatever do you mean?" I asked back.

She shook her head, "First you are all like a California girl, then you are like Alice, then like Emmett with trying to act sexy except you succeed and he kind of fails," Emmett gasped at this but she ignored him, "Now you just made this real formal apology like you have done it all your life. What gives?"

I thought and decided on the most simplest answer I could make up, "I am a basket full of surprises."

No one said anything and I went back to mindless writing. Italy is going to be so much fun.