Fun Times in Italy

Alice POV-

"Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice!" Bella was bouncing, yes I do mean bouncing like an over hyper child who is high on sugar chanting my name. She had long given up on writing since Edward kept bugging her. Just a half hour Alice...just a half hour until we start to land...

"Hey Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice, Ali, Ali, Alice, Alice." Curse Stewie and that episode with Lois, where he kept bugging her just to say hi.

I tried to ignore her. I really did until I just finally snapped, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" I just had enough. I wanted my best friend/sister back! Is that so much to ask? Is it? I miss it when she was herself. Someone who acted middle aged and not five years old.

Passengers shot us death glares as Bella started to sniffle, "I-I just had a question...EDWARD ALICE IS BEING MEAN TO ME!" She clung to Edward and started to sob...loudly I may add. And what does he do? He starts to comfort her.

"It's ok love. I think Alice is just a little cranky..." He soothed her then glared at me, "Why did you have to be mean? She just had a question."

What the hell? Then Jasper looked hurt and sad, "Yea Alice why did you have to hurt her feelings?"

What the muffins? "You are so mean sometimes." Rose stated looking mad at me...wait what? Since when did she care?

"Yo lady! What the hell is problem making another person cry?" Some random dude from down the aisle yelled at me.

"Where did you come from? How are you involved?" I yelled back facing the overly large man.

"So you like excluding people huh? You are a bitch!" Then he shut up. Again WTF?

"Aunt Alice can you apologize to mommy please? She just wants us to have fun." Nessie gave me the puppy dog pout that I taught her...It's true what they say...the student surpassed the master.

"Bella Alice didn't mean it." Carlisle said trying to help Edward calm Bella down as I heard grumbles all around me of: bitch and what a jerk.

"She hates me! I just wanted to ask a question." She whined clinging to Edward.

Jake and Emmett both glared and Emmett said, "You know for a psychic you suck!"

"Yea if you would have used your power you could have seen she wanted to ask you a question." Jake growled.

I groaned, "Ok one: you are a dog and therefore my visions are non-existence! I am blind ok? B-L-I-N-D! BLIND! And number two you would have snapped too if your name was being chanted over and over again!"

Esme looked at me and said, "Ali honey just apologize please before we get in trouble."

"Fine." I said. Clearing my throat, "Bells. I am sorry."

She glanced up and sniffled, "You are?"

"Yes I am. Now what was your question?" I asked as gently as I could.

She gleamed and started to bounce again. I looked to Jasper and he shrugged, "I didn't do anything."

"Can we do Grand Theft Auto again? You can choose the car! Please?" Bella was pleading. She wanted to do grand theft auto? Wait when did...oh I get it.

"You mean like I did when we had-" I started to ask

"Yea like we did last time except Edward is here and safe. Pretty please with sugar and ice cream with the cherry on top?" Bella begged again.

All eyes were on me and I sighed, "Sorry we can't do that." Bella looked like she would cry again so I elaborated, "Because that was an emergency situation. We can't steal peoples' cars this time."

She stopped bouncing and crossed her arms and scowled, "Damn."

"Why did you want to commit grand theft auto?" Emmett asked

"Because it looks like fun." Bella said pointing at the TV. It was the Blues Brothers and it showed Jake and Elwood in the old cop car trashing the mall while being chased by the cops.

"I don't think the Volturi would like that..." Esme said.

"Well I guess we are going to find out." Bella smiled.

"How?" Nessie asked

Bella counted down from five on her fingers and pointed to the intercom as it came on, "All passengers please buckle up for our descent in Voltaire, Italy and we would like to thank you for flying with Continental Airline. We hope you enjoy your stay."

Oh she is good.