Fun Times in Italy

Nessie POV-

Its official, we should call the men in white for mom. She has now been dubbed in my mind as chronically insane. Why, you all maybe wondering? Well let's review the facts shall we?

1 She is friends with the people that tried to have us killed

2 She nearly ran us off the road

3 She got mud on Aunt Ali's Porsche

4 Daddy is starting to mutter to himself

Yea that just about sums it up. The dude with the black hair, Aro I think his name is, lead us through the halls of the castle showing us around. Once the tour was over Aro lead Grandma and Grandpa away from the 'kids' to go talk somewhere else…

"So what did you want to do first?" Alec, I think his name is, said.

"Oh I know! Why don't we have a movie marathon for a bit? That should be fun right?" Jane asked.

"What kind of movie marathon?" Emmett asked suspiciously.

They all shrugged as we entered a big movie theatre like room, "Wow." I breathed; maybe these people weren't too bad after all.

Demetri walked over to a multitude of book shelves filled with videos and DVDs a like, "Pick anything you guys want." He offered.

I walked over and gasped. I knew what one we were going to watch first, "THIS ONE!"

Daddy took the tape from me, "Aladdin and the Return of Jefar?"

"Disney? Really?" Auntie Rose asked shocked.

"I wanna watch it!" Uncle Emmett cheered.

We each got into the chairs and I chose to snuggle against Jake, while Daddy and Mommy took their places to snuggle against each other. The rest followed suite in the comfy movie theatre like chairs. Alec put the tape in and it started to play.

No POV-

"Jake?" Nessie asked turning her head slightly to look at him from her comfy position snuggled against him.

The parents turned from their comfy position to look at them and so did the rest of the group.

"Yes Nessie?" Jake responded to look at her 'innocent' looking eyes.

"Why don't you get me a pretty flower like that? And Mommy…Daddy can I have a pet tiger?" Nessie asked just as innocently.

The eyes on the faces was so priceless that it tripled the normal Kodak moment making a cannon moment. Bella was first to speak, "You can't keep a goldfish alive for more than three days how do you expect to take care of a tiger?"

"Not only that but don't you guys live off of animals?" Jane asked laughing at the very thought of the Cullens having any type of pet in their house.

Nessie played with her thumbs and said, "I will take care of him. I promise. Besides fish are boring."

Alice leaned over and whispered to Jasper, "Remember the puppy?"

He gagged, "It went on vacation. Let's not bring that up. Emmett will be upset."

"Wait what about Lucky?" Emmett caught on to the conversation, "Is he back from vacation?"

Rose slapped her forehead and thought quick, "No Jasper just remembered that Lucky sent a postcard. He is having a wonderful time in…Pet Paradise." Emmett smiled contently

Edward laughed and Alec and Demetri sent him a look, "You don't want to know."

After several minutes of the movie they start to sing….surprise, surprise.

[JASMINE:] I can't forget about my heart
[ALADDIN:] I can't forget about my heart

Bella stood up and started to sing the next line.

[JASMINE:] And how it felt
To fall for you right from the start

Then she pulled Edward up and he gave her a twirl as he joined in as well.

[ALADDIN:] I'm still falling
[JASMINE:] Whatever we may do
[ALADDIN:] Whatever we may do

"Mom I didn't know that you knew this movie?" Nessie laughed feeling that this mini vacation was not going to be bad at all. In fact the rest of the Cullens started to feel the same way and joined in the cheering with Jane, Demetri, Alec, and Felix as well.

[JASMINE:] You are here for me,
And I'll be there for you
[ALADDIN:] I'll be there

When the song ended they clapped like people do in the theater and they resumed watching the movie.

"Hey Edward if an evil sorcerer was pretending to be me you would notice a difference right?" Bella asked curiously

Edward thought for a moment but he took a little too long.

"I KNEW IT! YOU NEVER TRULY LOVED ME!" Bella started to dry sob.

Edward got smacks at the back of the head by the guys, "Way to go Edward!" and the girls comforted Bella while shooting him dirty looks

"BUT WE NEVER HAD A YOUNG LOVE WE WERE DEFINATLY MORE MATURED IN OUR RELATIONSHIP!" Edward said in defense. They were mates after all when she was still human and they fell in love instantly. It was destined. Eternal Bliss instead of Young Bliss.

"Ooooh look at all the shinny things!" Emmett said as gold was dropped all around the main palace.

"You know I wish I could breathe fire." Bella said her out loud thought.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE ADHD?" Rose exasperated.

"We're watching a Disney movie and your worried about her having ADHD?" Alice asked her sister.

"Touché." Rose responded

"WHAT THE HELL THEY DIDN'T HAVE FIRE WORKS! THEY WERE CREATED BY THE CHINESSE THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER!" Jasper said screaming as the end of the battle was at hand.

"Dude get a grip. Leave the Disney movie alone." Alec said annoyed.

"After years of being with me do you honestly think that he still has one?" Alice said suddenly

"I don't really remember Disney movies being violent." Jane said.

"Whatever want to finish the series?" Demetri asked holding out the other DVD.

"Yeah why not!" They all said

"GIVE THE GUARD A HEART ATTACK WHY DON'T YOU?" Felix shouted as the Genie appeared

"I hope that guard has health insurance." Bella said, "Why wasn't our wedding like that?"

"WHAT? YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO ALL OUT REMEMBER?" Alice yelled angrily

"Wait hold on a minute. What do you mean?" Edward asked as now everyone's attention was on Bella.

"Well all the commotion and singing." Bella said, "That would have been freaking awesome!"

"Uhm…hun this is a movie stop getting technical. Besides you didn't want a big wedding. You weren't even sure if you wanted to marry me because you didn't believe in marriage because you had parental issues in that department early in your life."

"WE'RE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED!" Jake and Nessie sung.

"Not on my watch anytime soon." Edward said and everyone laughed… "I'm serious" and they got quiet and there was an awkward silence

"I wanna be carried in a chair like he has…hey honey muffin?" Alice twirled her finger on Jasper' chest. He gave her a look that clearly said no.

"But muffin face…"

"No." And Alice pouted.

"GIRL POWER WAY TO GO JASMIN!" The girls shouted reaching over to high five each other.

The boys rolled their eyes and muttered, "Women."

"Did-did-did that staff just talk?" Jane stuttered.

"Yes it is talking." Alec said

"I don't remember this part." Emmett said when Aladdin said 'my father is alive?'

"That's because we normally didn't sit through movies without keeping our hands off….the popcorn." Rose said looking at Nessie.

"But you guys don't eat." Nessie said confused, "Unless you are lying about not eating."

Emmett jumped to the rescue, "We can eat but it taste nasty so we puke it up."

Nessie eyed him but let the comment slide. She did not want to know. Everyone sighed in relief. Edward and Bella looked at each other and wondered if Emmett was smarter than they sometimes gave him credit for.

Bella was watching the scene more closely and Edward sighed, "You want the staff don't you."

Bella thought and said, "Nah…I got you and Nessie, and everyone else. What more could I want?"

"The staff, for some reason a big fancy wedding, and your daughter wants a tiger…" Edward trailed off.

"Does this mean I can have the tiger?" Nessie asked happily.

"No!" Everyone said.

"Drat!" Nessie said snapping her fingers then said as Aladdin's father was saying something about a challenge, "Daddy would you do this to me?"

"No, but I wouldn't put it past your mother." Edward laughed.

"Well in order to become a real Freedom Fighter you have to face the challenge." Bella said.

The Volturi guard turned to the Cullens and asked, "What is a Freedom Fighter?"

"You don't want to know." They answered as Nessie responded with, "If it is anything like that challenge, I love you and all but you're going to have to have another daughter to success you for the Leadership position on that one."

"FINE THEN I WILL DISOWN YOU! AFTER 78 HOURS IN LABOR WITH YOU AND ALMOST DYING IN THE PROCCESS THIS IS WHAT I GET?" Bella said overly dramatic.

"THAT WAS LIKE A FEW YEARS AGO! I HAD NO CONTROL OVER THAT!" Nessie shouted back and forth as the groups sighed.

"You got to love Robin Williams." Jane said and she received looks, "What?"

"Since when do you like to watch movies?" Alec asked

Jane shrugged, "I always liked movies."

"But when we invite you to watch movies you say no." Felix stated.

"Because you watch stupid stuff." Jane said.

"True father son moment right there." Jake said proudly.

"But of course greed gets in the way!" Demetri said, "Greed can only lead to destruction."

"So true!" The rest cheered together

"Love the over dramaticness. Mom…Dad never do that to me and Jake." Nessie said.

"Oh no would never dream of doing that." Bella said with a glint in her eye.

"It will be ten times worse." Edward finished with a glint in his.

"Hasn't Aladdin learned that second chances don't necessarily work out?" Emmett asked.

"First grade pattern 101 here." Rose agreed

"Can we say S.O.L…"Alice started

"And J.W.F?" Jasper said, "That would be a yes!"

"And hun haven't you learned enough from your glorious sister that everything and everyone gets a second chance…." Bella trailed off…

"BECAUSE LOVE CONQURES ALL!" The Cullens said at the same time earning a look from the guard.

"So I guess you heard this before." Bella sighed.

"Yeah and it kind of gets old." They said and the guard shook the randomness off.

"Ok so what is with this movie first they hate each other now they love each other. WTF?" Jake said.

So the argument led to a classic line from Bon Jovi You Give Love a Bad Name 'Shot through the heart and your to blame you give love a bad name'!

"Ok randomness." Jane said.

"Ok so you guys wouldn't cause munity for me right?" Bella asked. Silence… "Guys?"

Jane leaned over to Rose and Alice, "Who died and made her Queen? What does she rule exactly?"

They looked at each other and said, "Who the hell knows?"

Jake leaned in to join the conversation, "She rules the cliffs. We played Ruler of the Cliffs and she won. Everyone knows that."

Deciding to play along with that question Nessie said, "Now mommy it depends." She placed a hand on Bella's arm.

"What?" Bella said in shock.

"Yea if you try and make us all go on that blood diet again, I guess I will beat King Tut as the youngest ruler of the Cliffs." Nessie laughed.

"The guy is fucking dead! He's been dead for like a million or couple centuries!" Bella shouted

It amused the group to see Bella having life back in her after the home movie marathon from hell. Even Nessie noticed that the glow in Bella's eyes was the same.

Nessie smiled and Bella asked, "What is it?"

"You…you…" Nessie can't even describe the feelings she has for her mother, "You just look so happy and you're actually having fun! I love you!" Nessie jumped on Bella's lap and hugged her.

"I love you too!"

"Disney movies bring out the true family unity." Jake said to no one in particular

"So true." Edward said

"Group Hug!" Called out Demetri. And they all hugged. Then the movie was now the focus.

"You know that boat and castle that they showed." Alice asked

"Let me guess you want both of them?" Jasper asked

"No I just hope they have Progressive insurance." She responded.

"Is he crying because of it's so shiny or he is just so happy to see everything?" Felix asked getting completely ignored.

"PRETTY, PRETTY! SHINY, SHINY!" They all said as the palace turned into pure gold.

"Uh isn't gold a heavy substance?" Nessie asked

"Yes honey it is." Edward said

"So wouldn't that mean that the whole palace would or is supposed to sink?" Nessie asked

Everyone in a, "…0.o"

They just kept watching the movie as the hugging scene and the King of Thieves through the hand.

"Does that answer your question?" Jane asked

"Yes it does but it was the turtle."

"Ok so they get married and it's fourth time is the charm!" Alec said

"Hey the parrot has a purpose now!" Demetri shouted

"Hey it's the dude from the first movie he lives!" Edward cheered

"Wooo! I love happy endings!" Bella cried out and they all cheered.