Fun Times in Italy
No POV-
"Ok so who wants to pick next?" Jane asked.
"I will." Bella said getting up and so browsed through the movies, "OMG you have this one? I LOVED HEATH LEDGER!" She had picked 10 Things I Hate About You.
Taking the movie she placed it in the VCR and played it.
"OMG did that poster say 2000?" Bella yelled when the movie had opened.
"It's that old?" Edward asked amazed.
"AHHHHH! I FEEL WRINKLES!" Bella yelled out and clung on to Edward for dear life.
Jane and Alec looked at each other and Jane asked, "Ok one you are a vampire, two this movie is not that old, and three if you really are feeling wrinkles then shouldn't like half of us be bones or dust or something?"
Jake snorted, "Please…speak for yourself; I am still young and beautiful thank you very much."
The group stared at Bella but she was still pouting, "Mom chill!" Nessie yelled then asked, "Mommy what the hell did that say?"
Bella snapped out of it and said, "Not for your eyes honey."
"Is this appropriate to show Nessie?" Alice asked slowly.
"Rocky Horror was worse." Bella said indifferently, "Or if you prefer the langue is too much we could do Rocky Horror again…"
"NO!" They all shouted at her while the Volturi just eyed them weirdly.
"Ok Ok no need to shout." Bella said backing off the topic. Before Felix could ask Bella mouthed a, "Tell you later."
"The difference between love and like is. I like my sketchers, but I love my Prada bag." Nessie said imitating Bionca scarily well.
"Dude we need to get her away from Alice as soon as possible." Emmett said, "Otherwise she'll end up like that."
"Is she writing a sex novel?" Rose asked.
Bella started to crack up out of nowhere receiving looks from everyone, "What you can't think that stunt was cool."
"Ever clueless." Edward sighed.
"Be careful Eddie otherwise you'll be pulled into a stunt." Felix said.
Bella's eyes lit up, "I so know what we are doing next!"
The vampires and wolf in the room smacked their foreheads.
"Mommy what is drawing on his face?" Nessie asked
"That honey is the male reproductive organ that you shouldn't see until your wedding night." Bella said
"But I know you did things before your wedding night…I heard stuff about you." Nessie whispered the last part to her and if Bella's face could go red it would be redder than red and Edward's jaw dropped. The group just stared forgetting about the movie.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HEAR THIS?"
"WHAT THE HELL? WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE ANYTHING BECAUSE OF EDWARD'S PURITY RING CRAP!"
"THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!"
"WELL DUH FACTOR!"
Nessie smiled, "To answer your question Uncle Emmy and Jazz told me that stuff. They said that Daddy was a prude and needed a cherry popped or something."
No words could describe the looks that Edward and Bella where giving off. The anger was over flowing that you didn't need to be an empath to feel the intensity. Jake got up and ran back as Emmett and Jasper were cowering behind Alice and Rose. The guard just smiled enjoying the small intermission.
"Hook line sinker." Jake said laughing and taking pictures of the couple.
After the small little beat up session of his brothers he turned and growled, "Put the camera away or else." Jake gulped and he obeyed.
"Mommy did you do that to someone at one time?" Nessie asked changing subjects quickly.
"Yea but I got in trouble with Dad. He said that our insurance didn't cover PMS." Bella said then when the next scene showed, "Nessie this next part you won't ever be able to do."
"Do what?" Nessie and Jake asked at the same time.
"Go into a bar and investigate another of your aunts' and uncles' personal property." Bella sighed.
"What would you do if you caught me smoking or drinking?" Nessie
"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!" Edward yelled.
"Mommy can I go to a club with Jake like that?" Nessie asked pointing to the overly large TV
Everyone sighed and Rose said, "God she is worse than Bella when she is curious."
"I second that." Alice said
"I third it." Jasper in.
"I fourth it." Emmett responded.
"OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!" Bella and Edward shouted
"Ok ok." Nessie said defensively, "Just asking."
"Oh boy what are we turning our daughter into?" Edward whispered
"She get's it from your side." Bella pointed out.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Edward asked.
Bella pointed and Emmett and Rose were making out, "Exhibit A."
"Nice one Bells!" Jane cheered and they high fived.
"What did we miss?" Rose and Emmett asked.
"Daddy please doesn't ever do that to me…" Nessie begged, "You would never do that for me! Would you?" Nessie looked scared as Bella ran out of the room and came back a minute later with a base weighted belly.
"Put it on!" Bella demanded.
Everyone started to crack up as Nessie shouted, "NO!"
"Then no Jake time until you are forty." Bella said and in defeat Nessie put it on.
Jane paused the tape, "Did you guys want some blood alcohol or anything to drink?"
They nodded and Jane ran out and came back in, "Here Bells your 'Bloody Mary'." Bella started laughing.
Felix and Alec set up a table for everyone to put their glasses on and popcorn for Jake and Nessie, once everyone was settled Jane pressed play and resumed the movie.
Once Bella had a few cups she had forgotten what was going on she had taken off her over sweater and stepped up on the table and started to dance around on the table. She started to swing it around in a circle. Soon she pulled Edward up and now everyone was cheering and dancing.
Little did they know that Aro, Marcus, Caius, Esme, and Carlisle had come to the movie room because they heard cheering?
"WHEN THE HELL DID WE TURN THE MOVIE ROOM INTO A STRIPPER CLUB?" Caius shouted making everyone freeze in place.
"ummm….hi?" they waved and laughed nervously.
"Are you going to explain what you are doing?" Carlisle asked.
"We had a…brain…uhm…" Jasper looked nervous
"Hemorrhage in…uhm…" Jane tried to get out an excuse.
"Judgment." Edward finished.
"We see that…now just one more question." Aro said.
"Yes?" Was the genius reply.
"Can we join you guys?" He asked.
"Sure!" Bella said as she pop-locked and dropped it continuing to what she was doing.
They started to dance some more and when the dancing scene was done they all settled back down.
"Watch out Edward she'll be that girl and Jake that guy!" Demetri shouted, "She'll lose it early."
"In my dreams it's a little late." Nessie muttered but not quiet enough.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOUNG LADY?" Edward hollered
"Nothing sir I said isn't it getting late Jake and I were on a plane so we have been up all night." Nessie faked a stretch and Jake looked relieved that he did not have to get involved.
With a stratified look Edward turned his attention to the movie, "You know that scene when Bionica hits the arrow at the coach that's what I want to do to Jake a few times. Especially with his thoughts." Edward said
"Hard to get drama is so entertaining." Caius said and he got weird looks, "What? Cant a guy enjoy a movie."
"I love how you stole you're getting back together with Bella after a few of your arguments from this movie." Alice nudged Edward.
"Oh yea I almost forgot about that…oh crap she wasn't supposed to know that." Edward said
"You said you used your creative work of romance. YOU LIED TO ME?" Bella yelled
"Here we go again." Sighed the Cullens while the Volturi looked highly entertained.
"I was desperate. I love you baby." He kissed her cheek.
"Yea, yea you say that cause you know you're not getting any tonight!"
While Edward and Bella were going back and forth Demetri and Felix leaned over to Jake, "You have better be taking good notes kid on what not to do in a relationship."
"Bella why are you smiling?" Esme looked at the glistening in her eyes.
"She is going to quote her favorite part," Edward sighed.
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." Bella laughed like there was no tomorrow and Edward kissed her wrist all the way up to her shoulder. Everyone sighed at the little sonnet and the girls glared at the boys, "WHY DO YOU NEVER DO STUFF LIKE THAT FOR US?"
Fast forward past the prom fiasco.
"I hate endings!" The girls yelled
"Oh boy!" The boys groaned
"Hey hey! I have a wonderful idea!" Bella said.
"Run. Save yourselves." Emmett whispered to the hosts.
"Why?..." Aro asked.
"Trust me. You will want to run." Emmett said
"Have any of you seen Scream?" Bella asked smiling evilly.
"Yes who hasn't?" Demetri asked.
"We haven't." The Cullens, Aro, Marcus, Caius, and Nessie raised their hands.
Jake looked at them then back at Bella and he realized what she was planning, "No. Bella come on we tortured them enough with Rocky Horror. We aren't that cruel."
"What you guys did it too me." Bella said getting the movie off the shelf, "Besides it'll be fun."
"Bella?" Edward questioned.
"Yes?" She asked
"What is going on?"
She smiled, "First I have a question for you. What's your favorite scary movie?"
Then there as if that was a que…it cracked thunder and lightning flashed outside.
