Fun Times in Italy
"Edward because you always say that I drive you crazy. That is what you have to sing…in fact all the boys have to sing it."
"WHAT?!" We yelled.
"Yup. You have to sing and dress up to the song Britney Spears's You Drive Me Crazy." Bella said smirking.
The 'parents' backslash judges were laughing as we stood there mortified…this so calls for revenge.
"Dude your wife is evil." Felix said.
"You have no idea." I said back as the girls smiled innocently.
Alice, Rose, and Jane led us to a walk in closet and quickly forced us to change into this tight ass pants and these ridiculous tank tops. Throughout this whole ordeal the guys were shooting me death glares and on top of that they were thinking how to extract revenge.
When we came back out Nessie looked mortified, Jacob was laughing, Bella was taking pictures, and the parents were laughing like crazy. We got up on the stage and as soon as the music started Emmett stepped forward and started to sing…rather badly I may add:
Baby, I'm so into you
You got that somethin, what can I do
Baby, you spin me around
The Earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground
Felix stepped forward now and took over. Hopefully Felix sings better than Emmett, Carlisle thought and I sent a glare his way as now Felix sang…I was surprised Jacob was not hollowing like the dog he is:
Every time you look at me
My heart is jumpin, it's easy to see
You drive me crazy
I just cant sleep
Im so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...crazy, but it feels alright
Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night
Felix is just as bad if not worse than Emmett. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bella with a video camera and she is trying to shake it as she is holding back laughs…oh she is sooo in for it. Now sadly it was my turn…
Tell Me, you're so into me
That i'm the only one you will see
Tell me, i'm not in the blue
That i'm not wastin, my feelings on you
You drive me crazy
I just cant sleep
Im so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...crazy, but it feels alright
Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night
Now everyone was laughing although with the dancing and everything Nessie still looks mortified, Jacob is literally rolling on the floor, Alice is leaning on Rose who are both laughing, and the 'judges' are trying not to break the 'professionalism' that they should possess…but the thoughts of them: make them end this song soon please! Jeeze are we really that bad? Now it is Alec and Jasper's turn and they sing a really high glass shattering soprano that would make even the toughest of glasses break…in fact I think I just heard glass shatter in the distance:
Crazy, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, But it feels alright
Every Day and Every Night
Now we reached the end where we belt the last part altogether and then we were very off key…
You drive me crazy
I just cant sleep
Im so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...crazy, but it feels alright
Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night
You Drive Me Crazy (You drive me crazy baby)
Ohh..Crazy, But It Feels Alright
Baby Thinkin of you keeps me up all night
Baby Thinkin of you keeps me up all night
"Ok how about we do this…lets end this now before we have another one of our thousand year old stain glasses shatter…shall we?" Aro said in what would be a diplomatic tone.
"Oh come on we were not that bad…" Emmett said arms crossed as we heard a rip in the shirt, "Oops."
Bella smirked and went over to him and whispered something in his ear that I didn't catch, but Emmett shouted, "YOU WHAT?!"
"Wait what just happened?" Jasper asked turning to them.
"She posted the performance on youtube!" Emmett said outraged.
"NO!" We yelled.
"Yup over a hundred hits and it is only the first five minutes." Bella said laughing earning high-fives from the girls.
Oh I know how to get revenge, Emmett thought to me. I looked at him and he pulled the guys over and said, "Ok I got a plan. First of all do you guys do any racing with cars?"
Felix and Alec looked at each other then at Demetri and they nodded, "Yea we have our own track and everything why?"
Emmett smiled and turned back to the girls, "Ok how about we hold off on the Karaoke and have a race."
"What kind of race?" Rose asked.
"With the cars."
"I kicked your butt on the way over here why do you want more humiliation?" Bella asked.
"Because I wasn't ready at that time, besides they have their own track…so what do you say?"
Bella and the girls looked at each other and Bella said, "You are on although I think you just made a grave error in challenging me."
"Really now? Why do you say that?" I asked in the same bored tone.
She came up to me and whispered in a passive seductive voice, "There is a reason why the name 'Immortal Phoenix' was so widely known in the racing underground in Arizona."
"Racing underground?" I gulped now everyone looked intrigued.
"Another video series for another time love." Bella said casually.
When the parents and the girls left the room Jacob, Nessie, Jasper, Felix, Alec, Demetri, and I were glaring at Emmett, "What?"
"If we lose this is your fault." Alec said.
"How is it going to be my fault?" He asked.
Jasper just shook his head and turned to me, "Your wife certainly led a double life didn't she?"
"I have not a clue." I answered hoping that Bella was bluffing, or otherwise…anyone got the number for the 'men in white' because I think I am about to go insane.
