"Oh shit."
Otoya was being trampled on by a drunk Shiena, her plan backfiring.
"Shiena... why..."
Meanwhile, on the floor nearby, was a nearly dead Nio whose cause of near death was blood loss.
"Anyone gonna help her?" Haruki said with no care whatsoever.
The class moved away from the body, except for the little loli girl.
"Wh..? That isn't nice!" Hitsugi screeched.
She picked up Nio's body and struggled to move it to the exit. Suddenly, tons of petals burst into the room. They all knew who it was.
"Hitsugi."
The little loli girl looked up. It was Romeo-sama.
"Romeo-sama..."
You could just hear the sparkly shoujo anime sound effects.
"Dude, my name is Chitaru..."
Note: The sparkly shoujo moments are all in Hitsugi's head.
"Whatever. I'll bring that melon bread asshat back to the classroom."
"Romeo-sama, wait!"
Chitaru left with a half dead Nio on her shoulders and a little loli girl attached to her back, leaving the black class with dull faces.
"Well. That was normal."
It was.
"With that, should we try and help those dumbasses, Isuke-sama?" Haruki asked.
"How? We don't have a plan, do we?"
"No, but I can call Sumireko."
Haruki dialled Sumireko's number on her cheap phone. It went beep beep.
The ground rumbled, and the ceiling started to crack.
"You called, Sagae?"
A Sumirocket descended upon them, blessing the remains of the black class.
Attached to the Sumirocket was a Banana Shin'ya. She wasn't dressed as a banana but she grew dog ears for some reason. You can figure that out yourself.
"What the fucklemunches?" Haruki shouted. "I thought you were just going to come into the door!"
"Shin'ya quoted she was going to 'hammer' me if I didn't not make my entry in a strange fashion."
"Hammer..." the other black class students droned, imagining what the husky's words meant.
"Anyway, Sumireko -"
"Sumirocket."
"Sumirocket, I need you to cure Shiena of her drunk -"
"...what...?"
"SHE'S GONE!"
CLIFFHANGER
