"D'oh!" Homer groaned as he placed his hands on his head, being in the living room of his house. "I can't believe this really dumb, stupid story got updated! Also, Marge, I can't find Moe's Tavern!"
"Dad, it's just a couple of blocks down. Calm down." Lisa replied as she was trying to play her saxophone, with Marge cleaning the furniture.
Homer scoffed as he folded his arms. "Please. If it was a few blocks down, I would know..." He then took a step outside, with it being a bright night, to see a few vibrant colored toy blocks, glancing up to see Moe's Tavern right there, literally next to the Simpsons' household for no reason. "Huh. I guess it was just a few blocks down."
Kicking the toy blocks fo no reason, Homer laughed as he dashed towards Moe's Tavern, entering it as he introduced himself.
"Homer Simpson is here! Let's have three cheers... for beer!" Homer exclaimed as he pumped his arms into the air.
Silence. There was no one inside. Homer gawked in disbelief as his smile turning into a frown as he screamed, pulling out his three remaining hair as he began rolling around on the floor, with the tavern actually being a part of Homer's hallucination due to no beer.
Poor Homer.
THE REAL END
"D'oh!" Homer exclaimed as he kept on spinning, being on the sidewalk as he noticed several cats circling him. "I didn't want the story to end like this!"
