Omega: Thanks to Mr. Earthscraper, we got some inspiration for today's rap battle match up. Now lets hand it off to our announcer!
Beast: Today we have,
Gwyn, Lord of Cinder!
AND
Allant, King of Boletaria!
BEGIN!
Gwyn
So you're the king of land long forgotten.
Cause all I see is a soul black and rotten.
I live in Lordan, Land of the Lords.
You ruined everything over some stupid sword!
I'll turn you to ash and have the knights sweep you up!
Then I'll bring you back to life and feed you to Sif as a pup!
I don't think it was a sword that changed your world view.
You had a knight called the Penetrator, now what did he do?
I burn forever for the sake of all.
Your lust for power led to your kingdom's fall.
I still have my two sons, so my legacy ain't lost.
You're nothing but a bad excuse for a final boss!
Allant
Wanna talk about fucked families? Don't look at me!
I raised my kid right, you fucked up your three!
You disowned your firstborn over a piece of paper!
Then your second, you even let a dragon rape her
And with the way you raised your third son.
It's no wonder he turned out to be the gay one!
To new players, your fight is something to be feared.
But once you know the strategy, its about as scraggly as your beard.
They say you hit hard when you're cracking skulls.
that won't be the case once i knock you down a few le-vels.
My three knights were protecting me.
Not out chasing a little fantasy.
You left yours to defend your land.
Now your best is in Manus's hands.
Gwyn
I fought in a war till the last breath.
You brought on a plague of nothing but death.
Locked your Magicians away in some crummy towers.
Who knows what those officials did after hours.
I destroyed the Dragons, you're completely infested!
I don't think that last verse was properly digested.
I'll nip your little power trip right in the butt.
Now tell me how is it in the Old One's Gut
But I gotta give ya props,
Man that was hella tight.
You took on your pops,
Now how was that fight?
Allant
This sword is proof enough.
My father ain't tough.
Let me show you my stuff.
When the going gets rough.
Out of my way before you're cleaved in two.
Like that foolish Demon Slayer.
(DS: HEY FUCK YOU TOO!)
At the end of this fight.
When the demons sing.
Bitch get outta my way.
Because I'm the king!
Who won?
Who's next?
YOU CHOOSE!(or the authors.)
Omega: So that raps it up
Khaos: Hope you ain't had Enough.
Omega: Writing this was kinda tough
Beast: GG gitgud Scrub
