I would like to present all of you with the next installment in the Derp Souls Rap Battles. Beast, care to do the honors? (Thank Alone In The Blight for this one)
Gladly, today we have on our roster
Garl Vinland
Vs
Paladin Leeroy!
Garl
You're a Paladin?
Bitch please.
When I am done kicking you ass
You will be begging on ya knees.
I will crush you with Bramd
and get a talisman
Then I will hit you with God's wrath
in some deadly spamming
My shield blocks magic
and puts Havel to shame
I will kill your ass
In my lover's name
Leeroy
My name is LEEEEEROOOOY
But forget the Jenkins
Like those Undead assholes
Yo style be stanking
Healing with Sanctus,
And smashing with Grant,
Like that bitch Pinwheel,
You ain't got a chance!
I go in the Catacombs,
And those necros run in fear
Because bitch,
PALADIN LEEROY IS HERE!
Garl
So you serve the Way of White?
My attempts will be just so fruitless
Oh wait, nevermind, last thing I heard,
You are all fucking USELESS!
You kill Undead,
what a bit deal!
My religion actually,
tries to help and heal.
All you ever will be is
A useless piece of trash!
And just like Astraea every night,
You gonna get SMASHED!
Leeroy
The Way Of The White is pretty useless,
That is true.
Which is why,
I got some news for you!
Former Way Of The White,
Now servant of the Gravelord!
Let me pass the mic,
To Nito the Ravelord
Nito
Sup bitches,
its the Real Fucking Nito!
I spin records,
And look damn fine in a tuxedo!
Imma cut you up,
And feed you to my boney dog Fluffy,
Then laugh my ass off,
Cuz that shit is funny.
Now you messed with my buddy Leeroy,
That ain't gonna fly.
Because of that,
Now you DIE
WHO WON?
WHO WILL BE NEXT?
YOU CHOOSE!
Thus ends another battle. Hope you guys enjoyed it!
If not, we have the capacity to do it again.
Of course. Now leave some suggestions in the reviews so we get ideas for other battles.
Peace out bitches, and always \[T]/
