Omega: Thanks again to all of you who gave suggestions *cough* Scraper,Paragon,&RPGNerd *cough*.
Khaos: You want some Tylenol for that?
Omega: Nah, I'm good.
Khaos: Good, I need you alive for a few more days.
Omega: NO SWEATSHOP!
Khaos: YES SWEATSHO-*CLANG*
Omega: Frying pans, always useful. Now over to the Beastman for our next competitors!
Beast: Alright DKS fans, ARE, YOU, READY? *crickets* Either you all are jackasses, or my dried finger's busted. Anyway...
Yurt The Silent Chief,
VS,
Lautrec The Embraced!
BEGIN!
Yurt
Motherfucker who do you think ya are?
Quit steppin,
What the fuck is this?
You stole mah weapon!
When it comes to skill,
I'm the star player.
Fucking bitches up,
Since the time of the Demon Slayer!
I'm the name of the game,
So stay on the benches.
by the end of this verse,
the judges won't be on the fences.
Lautrec
So you want to play against a knight of Carim?
I must warn you I am not as I seem.
I'll wear a smile on my face as I slit your throat
Then throw you in a river and watch your body float.
I am loved by a goddess that is why they call me Embraced
And the ladies all love my handsome face.
With my shotels in hand I'll slice yo ass
Then pull a parry dagger, parry, and riposte real fast
Now you better get ready to die a slow death
I'll look you in the eye and watch your final breath
I am deadly with blades and light on my feet
If you want to stay alive you best hope we never meet
Yurt
Now I guess I gotta agree there except for one thing
You better hope we don't meet cause I'll make your head ring.
I'll kill you and get a nice bit a pay
So if you wanna live stay outta my way
I am the master killer and could cripple an empire
You killed a blonde bitch and put out a fire
I wear pitch black armor to inspire fear
You look like a shitty piece a bling, so get outta here
Even though we both sit in a cage.
At least when I get out I go on a rampage
So you gotta ring? Shorthand FAP?
Well, I guess that's something you do a lot better than rap.
Lautrec
Wanna talk about cages? That's funny
Because you are stuck in one without the help of a buddy.
I can break myself out and get straight to business
You sit in there and are practically finished
I am the master of deception, you got nothing on me
I am smart and don't need to go on a killing spree
Slay Ms. Anastasia and I am home free
I am better, that is plain to see
Now while I am chilling in Anor Londo, my plan going off without a hitch
I'll make you sure you get stuck in Anal Rodeo ya bitch
I will say there is one thing that we both see eye to eye
Is that bastard Patches has gotta die.
WHO WON?
WHO'S GONNA FIGHT NEXT?
YA'LL DECIDE!
We hoped you all enjoyed this little tussle
Yeah cause now all of you gonna do the hussle!
Bitch please you can't order shit
Fine but Omega, you can suck a fat dick
Well there was a reason you are my friend
Cause I will kick our ass to the end
Nevermind. Hope all of you guys enjoyed it and everything, peace out.
