Back we are with the next Rap Battle Of Darkness!
And of course it is our utmost pleasure to bring them to you mortals.
Condescending aside, we are somewhat sad to say that we won't really be doing any DKS 2 raps, yet.
Mostly because dipshit here doesn't want the game to be spoiled for him via research.
Yeah, really sorry, but be patient, and those wanted battles will be made so.
Now on to what you people came here for. Beast, take it away.
Gladly. Today on the Derp Souls roster is
Metas The Penetrator!
VS.
Ornstein The Dragonslayer
BEGIN!
Ornstein
What up peeps! Dragonslayer in the house!
And Imma bout to spear this puny little louse.
I'll zap you with lighting, turn ya deep fried!
Then punch some holes in yo sorry hide.
I am badass, plain and clear
Golden lion will fill ya with fear
Then go Vlad on your ass,
And impale you on a spear
I'm captain of Gwyn's knights and rightfully so
Cause I wreck dragons, I'm sure you know.
Now get outta here or get flattened like dough,
by my good friend Executioner Smough
Penetrator
You think I'm scared of that? Nice joke
I'll pop that fatass with a tiny little poke.
Stab through you and slice you to bits
I'm a deadly demon badass, so you best call it quits.
Go straight through your defense and pierce your heart
Don't even bother blocking when I am ready to start
Slash and stab till the last verse is laid out,
I am an unstoppable beast, that's without a doubt.
Now before I finish and walk away,
Just be wary of your final day
When I finally get my way
You and fatso gonna pay!
Ornstein
I'm gonna pay? Motherfucker please.
Little flash of lightning and you'll be begging on your knees
Make you my bitch and give you to Smough
He likes em fresh, just so you know
Speaking of him,
I need a break.
Gettem biggie,
In his boots I want him to quake.
Smough
Look out! Cuz you gonna get smashed
With this big as hammer yo bones I will mash!
Make into a nice crunchy meal,
And throw you piece of shit armor in the tra- *STAB*
Penetrator
Outta my way fatass I'm here for Goldmember
I'm called the Penetrator, that you better remember
Bend you over a barrel and take a guided tour,
Of you Smough-explored backdoor.
Don't even try to think you a badass, Lion fag
Best you not walk away like you have it in that bag.
You got nothing on me,
Start waving the white flag.
Now I will end this off on a good note.
Not meaning to, but I gotta gloat.
You are poor excuse for a royal guard,
Because I am about to give Gwynevere
18 inches of my regards.
WHO WON
WHO WILL BE NEXT?
YALL MOFOS DECIDE!
There we go another battle done
Hope all you mortals liked this one
Thanks for this one goes to RPGNerd and Paragon Emil
Outro done, time to go make Gwyn's daughter squeal!
