Yo Omega here
And Khaos too!
Ready to bring some raps
To all of you!
Pass the mic to the Beastie
Damn those raps were cheesie


Thanks idiots. Now let's get this party started!

Today we got

Dragon God

VS!

Seath the Scaleless!

BEGIN BIATCHES!

Seath

Dragon God? That's your name?
Come on! You're nothing but lame!
You were tough in Demon's Souls,
I'll give ya that.
But that was the past.
Cause now I'll take you out,
With a crystal blast!

Immortal albino will freeze ya solid
Then throw you in a prison,
That's oh so squalid.
Don't touch my crystal rod
Or you'll be destroyed.
I'll make the threat of you
Null, and void.

So you stay alive by eating souls?
That nothing to styling around
In some immortalizing
And pimping crystals.
Now leave this place,
Or my golems you can face.

Dragon God

Don't mistake me for an idle threat
When it comes to dragons,
You can always bet.
I'll be top dog,
God of the rest,
Cause I'm the best!

So you betrayed your kind and made Old Gwyn full o' joy.
You told him about lighting, gave the Giants a new toy.
After the war you got your own crib and some sick dental.
Though it didn't take long for you to bang yo boss's daughter,
And go ten kinds of mental.

Now you live in a cave like a crazed hermit,
Get any loopier and you'd turn into Kermit.
Tell me, you proud of that crystal rod of yours?
Seems like you couldn't satisfy Gwynevere,
Even when she went on all fours.

Seath

You wanna talk that way? Come at me.
I at least got some, from a chick with triple Z's
It turned out real well too.
Cause now I have a deadly daughter,
That can kill gods on cue.

I'm tired of this battle, call in the Dance Lords,
Channelers if you don't know,
Got moves like the Ravelord.
As my faithful servants,
They sow discord.

Dragon God

Bitch, don't take me for a joke.
I will kill you with flames and poisoned smoke.
Also got a smack of god,
Use it to take out, your six-eyed,
Faglord squad!

Your freak show archive's,
Gonna burn when I arrive.
I'm coming for you runt,
You'll pay for your treacherous stunt!

Hey, you got a daughter right?
Wearing all white?
Well, I think I saw her earlier,
Giving head to the Chosen Undead.

Alright, I have had my fun,
Get ready, because you ARE DONE!

WHO WON IT?

WHO'S UP NEXT?

DECIDE IT BITCHES!


There's a new rap for all you fans
All that typing cramped my hands.
Bitch be quiet, I wrote the damn thing.
Doesn't mean I didn't help,
I came up with the raps to sing.
Fine, you helped a bit,
Now out we go,
Thus ends the babble ,
Of these two heads of shit.