Okay Omegle, should I say it or should you?

Go ahead, I am feeling lazy today.

Well because your lazy ass went and beat DKS2 we now have a bigger roster.

Which means we can now have a rap battle like this! (Thank you Robzombie for the suggestion) Take it away Beast!


Gladly, people of FanFiction, are, you, ready? No? Well screw you too. Today we have,

Havel The Rock!

VS!

Vengarl of Forossa! BEGIN!

Vengarl

So you're this "Havel" I've been hearing about.
I'll chew you up and spit you out!
Because Vengarl's the name and I'm here to play,
Somebody should have warned you about the day.
When I smash The Rock like a puny stone.
Break every single fucking bone!

Warrior of Forossa, best they ever made.
I don't take prisoners, so start digging your grave.
Make you wish you stayed in that tower,
Once you get a taste of my awesome power!

I have a cleaver in my left hand, a scimmy in my right
The sight of them make men cry into the night.
Any one I backup won't have to worry in the least.
Cause they know they have the help of THE Mad Beast!

Havel

Mad Beast? You've gotta be joking.
Last I heard it was on a sword you were choking.
Now you're a severed head surrounded by mist.
Who's about to get a taste of my rock hard fist.

I'm Havel The Rock, and I don't mess around.
I'll knock your candy ass flat to the ground!
Was an unstoppable force before you were born.
So here is something I gotta forewarn.
Mess with me and get pounded every which way!
Then I'll shove this Dragon Dildo up your ass, sideways!

I got poise for days, and ain't going down.
Bitch slap your face all across the town.
I'll knock your teeth out you fucking clown!
Then lock you in a tower where you won't be found.

Vengarl

Lock me away? Quit tripping!
I'll bust out that shitty tower and get to ripping
Out your spine
And spit another lethal rap line!

Though I'm a severed head,
That was surely left for dead.
My body can still have some slaying fun.
Sorry, Havel but your end has begun.

Now pal you better start praying.
Because you're the one that I'll be slaying!
Hey listen here, there's something worth tellin'
You're going down harder than that pathetic rebellion!

Havel

You don't scare me you little pup.
So back off before I fuck you up!
My direction is the where all the ladies be looking.
If ya smell what The Rock is cooking.

Impervious to all forms of magic attack.
Physical strikes can't knock me back.
I'll crush your skull with a resounding crack.
You can't beat me, that's a fact.

Now I got one you have to know.
You shouldn't have gone toe-to-toe
With the king of the school of hard knocks.
Cause, bitch, YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK!


There goes that kick ass rap.
Omega you need a bitch slap.
How is that so?
Mofo you know.
I bet it's just cause that rhymes.
Look who's right this time.
You know, you're an ass.
Of course, now I dismiss this class.