Hola everyone! I'm back, to be honest I completely forgot about my fanfiction account until I got an email saying I got a review for this story. I promise I'll try to write more, especially since I'm out of school until August when I'll be starting college. Anyway, time for the long overdue second chapter of "Chaos Collision"!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this story unless said otherwise. All characters are owned by Marvel and DC respectively. I only own OC's.
Chapter 2: It's About F*cking Time!
Quick Note #1: This chapter starts 15 minutes before the first one.
Quick Note#2: Hi There, I am the almighty Bat Mite! I'll be your narrator for today. Young children be warned, shield your eyes! For what you are about to see may be too much for your tiny hearts! Old people look away too! For today, you shall witness the awesome audacity of Batman: "The Dark Knight!" Our Story begins in an abandoned clocktower where our hero, Batman is looking for clues to the whereabouts of the "Clock King"!
I wasn't born with these abilities. I had to hone my skills for years, perfecting my craft with precise training and dedication. It was tough and grueling, but it all payed off in the end. Now, with these incredible abilities, I have become "Batman: The Dark Protector of Gotham City!" Now only I can protect those in ne-
Boring! Come on Bats, wheres the danger? The action? The death-defying stunts?!
What the-? Batmite, what are you doing here?!
Saving this guy from your horrible monologue.
Suddenly the criminal Batman was lecturing pulled out a gun and aimed it at me.
"Alright punks!" He yelled in a panicky state. "I'll bust a cap in both of yous guys!"
Batman swiftly knocked the man unconscious with a well placed batarang.
"Listen Bat Mite, I don't have time for your inter-dimensional games. I've got to find-"
"The Clock King?"
Batman stared at me, no doubt surprised and irritated that I knew his mission.
"How did you-"
"Know? Batman, I'm an inter-dimensional magical imp who also happens to be your biggest fan! I know everything about you."
Batman groaned and walked away.
"Wait, wait! Aren't you gonna ask why I'm here?"
"You mean besides to annoy me to death?"
"Ha! Oh Batman, you and your dark and twisted sense of humor!"
"Sigh. Why are you here Bat-Mite?"
"I'm glad you asked! You see, being able to cross dimensions not only allows me to have a really good time!"
"Sigh."
"It also lets me sense when somethings wrong in the inter-dimensional highway."
"And what exactly is the inter-dimensional highway?"
Ah the inter-dimensional highway. It's not a real highway but it acts like one. It's where all dimensions meet up, but never connect. If two or more dimensions ever connected, it could end in disastrous proportions! Just yesterday, I found a tiny spark within the highway, a spark originating from the dimension known as the "Marvel Dimension". The spark is slowly heading towards Batman's dimension which is called the "DC" dimension. Whatever this spark is, it smells like trouble. And I know trouble trust me, just yesterday my Aunt Betty was walking down the stairs and-
"Batmite!"
"Gah! What is it?!"
"I've been calling your name for two minutes! You just spaced out before you could tell me what the inter-dimensional highway is!"
"Oh sorry, I guess I was narrating when I shouldn't have been."
"...I'm not going to comment on that because I know you."
"And I know you Batman!" said a voice from atop a big cog inside the clock tower.
"Clock King!"
"Yes it is I! The Clock King! But let us not forget our special guest!"
Suddenly, a man came charging at Batman with a machine gun in his hand! he shot at Batman with such finesse that I nearly soiled myself! Nearly! Batman threw an EMP batarang at the criminal's gun and disabled it. Who was this brave criminal who dared to face the "Fear in the Night"?! The criminal stepped out of the shadows. It was Calendar Man!
"Hello Batman! And...small floating Batman." Calender man said.
"It's Bat-Mite you worthless piece of criminal scum!"
"Ha I like you small horribly dressed leprechaun. I'll make sure to take my sweet time cutting you up into tiny pieces, and delivering you to loved ones on Christmas piece by piece for the next 25 years!"
"Uh, you can handle these guys r-right Batman?"
"Just stand back Bat-Mite, this WILL get ugly."
"See, now why couldn't you have said something like that when you were dealing with that low-level crook?"
"Silence!" Clock King yelled. He jumped from the cog he was standing on and landed next to Calendar Man."Don't you want to hear our brilliant plan Batman?"
"No, not really. But you're going to tell me anyway."
"Right you are! You see, me and Calendar Man here plan to set off a bomb in every major city in the world at exactly midnight tonight. Seeing that tomorrow is Christmas, the bombs will have a festive ribbon around-"
"Shut up!" Batman interrupted.
Clock King stared at Batman with a look of shock on his face.
"How dare you interrupt me in the middle of explaining my amazing plan?!"
"You don't hear that?"
Batman looked at the window. His eyes widened and he jumped out the window, making the glass shatter! I, Calender Man and Clock King followed, wondering just what it was that made "The Dark Knight" act in such a frenzy. Then I saw it, we all did. Just as I feared, the tiny spark from the Marvel Universe had made it to ours. And now that I could see it clearer, it didn't look like a tiny spark anymore. Instead, I could see it was...a man in red and black spandex riding a meteor while holding onto a small shiny orb? And what's worse is that it was heading straight for us! Suddenly Robin, or Damien Wayne as he was called by his father Batman/Bruce Wayne made an appearance!
"Batman!" He yelled."What's going on? I heard a distress signal saying there was an object falling from the sky!"
"Look out world, here comes Deadpool!" exclaimed the man on the meteor.
Batman's eyes widened even more when he saw that Robin was directly in the way of the meteor! Before he could say anything, the meteor crashed onto Robin, knocking Batman, myself and everyone else around onto the ground. Batman collapsed as everything went black. Before going in unconsciousness, Batman heard a deep voice say the words "It has begun."
Alright well that's it! Tune in next time on Chaos Collision to see more of Batman, Deadpool, and ME! Bat-Mite: Protector of the Universe!...
