Here is the second half of the story. I hope you guys enjoy!
[Later, Battle 5]
The next contestants are Snake (1P) and Samus (2P).
The next stage is Shadow Moses Island (inside the base). (Dun-dun Dun-dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun Dun-dun-dun-dun!)
Samus was exploring inside the base on Shadow Moses Island and found a box.
"Everybody can see through your trick, Snake," said Samus as took the box and threw it somewhere, revealing a stash of rations.
"Hey, those are my rations!" shouted Snake.
"3, 2, 1, GO!"
Samus shot a Missile (Side B) at Snake, but he countered it using his launching a remote-controlled missile (Side B). This gave Samus enough prepare her Charge Shot (Hold, B) before Snake started charging after her. She fired her fully charged weapon at Snake, but he left several hand grenades (B) next to her and they blew up.
Snake, 19%; Samus, 19%.
Suddenly, the Smash Ball appears out of nowhere. (Ain't that a little too early?)
"I need to get that," said Snake as he the remote-controlled missile again to hit it. The missile exploded, but Smash Ball is still moving in the air.
"Dammit! Let's try it again," Snake prepared another missile until Samus launched a missile at Snake and another one at the Smash Ball. It broke and Snake used the Cypher (Up B) to fly above in the air.
"I got you now Snake!" said Samus as she used the Zero Laser (Final Smash, B) as destroyed a portion of the roof. After the giant laser stopped, Samus' suit fell apart. She's now Zero Suit Samus.
Somehow Snake avoided the attack and escaped outside where everybody fights at.
"Phew, that was a close call," said Snake.
In that moment, Samus (ZS) somehow made it outside as well.
"Found you!" Samus (ZS) said as she started shooting Snake with her paralyzer (B). Snake managed to avoid all her shots.
"Is that all you got?"
"I have plenty more to show you," Samus (ZS) said as she turned her paralyzer into the Plasma Whip (Side B).
"Interesting."
Suddenly, a flying monster appeared above them. The monster known as Ridley.
"What the hell!?" said Snake.
"Ridley!? What is he doing here!?" questioned Samus (ZS).
Ridley roared at the two, meaning he will kill them both. Snake suddenly got an idea.
"Samus, distract the lizard, there's something I need to get!" said Snake as he planted a C4 (Down B) in the middle of the bridge (top half of the stage) and launched a remote-controlled missile at Ridley to create a cloud of smoke. It's not very effective!
"I sure hope you know what you're doing," said Samus (ZS).
"Trust me on this one," Snake entered the enemy base through the hole Samus (ZS) made in her armor.
The cloud of smoke immediately disappeared and Ridley was getting ready to strike Samus (ZS). Ridley did a body slam on Samus (ZS), but dodged it and Ridley got hurt by the C4.
"Take this!" Samus (ZS) jumped into the air and attack Ridley with combo attacks and her weapons.
Ridley slammed his tail blade on the bridge and dragged it across the platform, hurting Samus (ZS) in the process. Ridley fled out of the match, only to come back and ram into Samus (ZS) and breaking the the columns with search lights.
This went battle went on for about 1 or 2 minutes, until...
"Sorry I'm late, I couldn't help but use a certain robot dinosaur to fight a large flying dinosaur," said Snake. Inside the base, he shot the AT Missiles from Metal Gear Rex at Ridley. He took heavy damage from the robot dinosaur.
Snake, 19%; Zero Suit Samus, 78%.
"So that's the one you went to get," said Samus (ZS).
"Yeah, but that thing is still alive," said Snake as he was calling Ridley a 'thing.'
"His name is Ridley and he's very dangerous!" said Samus (ZS).
"Then how about I show you how dangerous Rex can be?" Snake launched more missiles at Ridley.
"We'll see about that," said Samus as she jumped and attacked Ridley in the air.
"She's definitely my type of woman," said Snake as he switched to Gatling Guns and Rex roared like a dinosaur. Snake shot many bullets at Ridley and flicked him off at the same time.
Samus (ZS) shot Ridley with the paralyzer, Plasma Whip, Plasma Wire (Up B), and more air combos. Ridley attacked them back by ramming against Snake and Samus (ZS), body slamming on them, and attacking them with his tail.
Snake, 97%; Zero Suit Samus, 115%.
Ridley finally had enough of this and lift up MG-Rex from inside the base and brought to the air (does Ridley have that kind of strength!?). Ridley plans to drop Rex onto the ground (ZS) and end the lives of Snake and Samus (ZS).
"Oh no you don't!" shouted Snake as he switch the Gatling Guns to the FE Laser and charged it before it sliced one of Ridley's wings off. Ridley lost his balance in the air, carrying a giant robot and losing a wing made Ridley fall down. Snake charged the FE Laser again and fire it to cut off Ridley's head, killing him in the process.
Samus (ZS) moved out of the way to avoid getting crushed by the robot dinosaur and space pirate monster. Snake immediately jumped out of MG-Rex and used the Cypher when he about several feet away from hitting the ground and landed on the ground safely.
Ridley was finally defeated and Metal Gear Rex was too heavily damaged to move. The base was also crushed and was somehow caught on fire, but nobody cares about that.
"Snake, you did it!" said Samus (ZS).
"Yeah, that was something new," said Snake. "But I don't mind you showing me something 'new'."
Snake moved a little closer to Samus (ZS) to hit on her, but she pointed her paralyzer gun at Snake's face.
"You're going to have to try better than that," said Samus (ZS).
"Or maybe I did," said Snake as he held the Patriot in one of his hands and pointed it somewheres on Samus' (ZS) torso. Snake brought out the Patriot at the same time as Samus (ZS) brought out her weapon.
An item dropped while the two players were talking before shooting each other. The item that sometimes annoy people, the Bob-omb. The Bob-omb was now moving towards Snake and Samus (ZS) while it was detonating until its explosion.
"Why don't lay down your weapon and I'll make this quick," Snake said, suggesting he should win.
"I won't lose in a fight to anybody, not even you!" said Samus.
If only they noticed the Bob-omb right next to them that was about explode in the next second and finally they noticed.
"Oh no!"
"Crap!"
And too late, as usual, they exploded into the air, finishing the two of them at the same time.
"GAME SET," said the announcer.
"SUDDEN DEATH, GO!"
Snake, 300%; Zero Suit Samus, 300%.
The whole level looks exactly the same before the damages were made.
"Let's before Bob-ombs start dropping!" said Samus (ZS).
"Agree!" Snake said as he immediately threw about 4 hand grenades at Samus (ZS).
Samus (ZS) dodged the explosive firearms that created a smoke cloud and ran after Snake. There was only a box. Samus (ZS) attacked the box using the Plasma Whip to avoid any explosive tricks, and she was right. Unfortunately, Snake wasn't in there.
"Where is he?" Samus (ZS) questioned to herself, but she let her guard down.
Snake was already behind her, using his camouflage suit. He reappeared and grabbed her using CQC (Close-Quarters Combat), rendering her unconscious.
"Sorry, but this a fight, you know?" Snake said as he activated the C4 and blew up the column. Snake soon took out a rocket launcher and blew up Samus (ZS) from the ground, sending her crashing through the blown-up column and out of the match.
"GAME!" said the announcer.
"And the winner is...Snake!"
[Later, Battle 6]
The next contestants are Pit (1P), Ness (2P), Lucas (3P), and Sonic (4P).
The next stage is...high school? (What the hell!? I hate school!)
"Why am I in here, I don't even go to school?" asked Pit. "And why am I in high school, anyway?"
"I'm not even a teenager yet," commented Ness.
"I feel nervous about coming to high school," said Lucas.
"Hey, isn't Sonic in this match, too?" questioned Pit.
A few moments later, the Blue Blur appears.
"Sorry guys, I ate too much chili dogs and had to use the restroom, but I feel good now," said Sonic. "By the way, why are we at a school and wearing school uniform?"
"I don't know, everything's been getting weird since the first match," said Pit.
"Hey, Sonic, why are here in high school if you're an anthropomorphic animal at the age 23 or something?" asked Lucas.
"I don't know that either, plus, in this game, I'm around 15 or 16," answered the hedgehog.
"I think the announcer is about to speak any moment now," said Ness.
And right on cue, the announcer spoke.
"3, 2, 1, GO TO CLASS!"
Then the school bell rang.
"What!?" said everyone.
"Where do we go then?" asked Lucas.
"Math class, I have a schedule and we're all in the same classes," answered Sonic.
"Then let's go!" exclaimed Pit.
"I'll race you there!" Sonic said as he took off running, leaving the others behind.
"There he goes again," said Pit.
The players are now at math class...and they don't like it one bit.
"This is so boring," the little angel boy is dying of boredom with the others as they agreed as well.
A few classes later.
Pit, 55%; Ness, 43%; Lucas, 37%; Sonic, 49%.
"Man, science class was tough," said Sonic.
"I still don't get how Ness and Lucas got A's from that science test," said Pit.
The kids learned while traveling to different places of the world?
"I still can't believe our damage meter would go up because of our actions, depending on what we do," said Lucas.
"Me neither," said Sonic.
"What class do we have next?" asked Ness.
"Physical Education, or P.E. for short," answered Sonic when he checked the schedule.
"Then lets go," said Pit.
The players are now at the gym for P.E. class.
"Alright, my name is Bullet Bill and I'm your P.E. teacher!" exclaimed the talking bullet.
"I have a bad feeling about this," Pit whispered to the others.
"Now I want you four to run as fast as you can while I chase after you! Now move it!" said Bullet Bill as blew his whistle and began chasing after them at high speed.
"What?!" said the players as they began running as well.
"We're gonna be killed if we don't do something!" shouted Lucas.
"That's it! I had about enough of this!" yelled Pit as he drew out Palutena's Sacred Bow (it's the two blades that can turn into a bow) and shot Palutena's Arrow (B) at Bullet Bill. The giant bullet was destroyed.
"Pit, why did you do that!?" asked Ness.
"He was most likely gonna hurt us!" exclaimed Pit.
"Yeah, but we probably would have made it out of here alive!" said Sonic.
"I had enough of this, too!" exclaimed Pit as he pointed the arrow at the players. "We're suppose to fight, not attend school or anything, remember?"
"Alright then, bring it on," said Sonic.
"PK Freeze!"
"PK Fire!"
The two were now frozen in ice and burned.
Pit, 69%; Ness, 43%; Lucas, 37%; Sonic, 64%.
"Ouch!"
"Ow! What was that for!?"
"Weren't you guys fighting, anyway?" asked Ness.
"Then how about we all fight?" asked Lucas, more like he suggested it.
"Fine by me."
"You'll never hit me, I too fast you to catch up."
The players were ready to fight until...
"Falcon Kick (Down B)!" Captain Falcon (5P) joined the fight...in a business suit...and kicked Ness and Lucas!
"Uwah!"
"Ow!"
"Falcon Punch (B)!" Captain Falcon punched Pit.
"Ahhhh!"
Then Captain Falcon dashed toward Sonic using Raptor Boost (Side B) and punched him in the air. Captain Falcon then used Falcon Dive (Up B) to grab Sonic in midair and burn him.
"Ouch!"
Pit, 84%; Ness, 54%; Lucas, 48%; Sonic, 85%; C. Falcon, 0%.
"Report to my office now!" yelled Captain Falcon.
"Why, are you the principal or something!?" said Pit
"Yes!"
Everyone went to the principal's office. Pit, Ness, Lucas, and Sonic were sitting down on chairs in the principal's office.
"Do you all know what you've done?" asked Captain Falcon.
"No," the four players said in unison.
Captain Falcon picked up the Fire Flower from a plant pot in his office and burned them.
Pit, 99%; Ness, 69%; Lucas, 63%; Sonic, 100%; C. Falcon, 0%.
"Now, I've been hearing some misbehavior coming from you guys," said C. Falcon as he discarded the Fire Flower. "I heard you fought one of the teachers, sleeping through classes, being late to classes, even failing your classes."
"I'm an angel and Sonic's a hedgehog, so we don't go to school," said Pit.
Sonic says, "I don't even know these two kids even went to school." Clearly he's talking about Ness and Lucas.
"It doesn't matter, you all will be punished. I would give you detention during lunch or after school, but I think you deserve something else better than that," said Captain Falcon as he went to open a window in his office.
Pit, Ness, Lucas, and Sonic gulped and were shaking uncontrollably. Lucas asked, "What is our punishment, Captain Falcon?"
"This!" an item dropped and C. Falcon grabbed it, it's the Home-Run Bat. Captain Falcon immediately started charging up the bat. They're screwed. Cue slow motion.
"Oh!"
"No!"
"Please!"
"Don't!"
Too late, Captain Falcon hit them with the Home-Run Bat and they went flying out the window.
"GAME!" said the announcer.
"And the winner is...Captain Falcon!"
[Later, after lunch break]
This final match will be a Team Battle. (Hell yeah!)
Red Team Vs. Blue Team. (I choose Red Team!)
Players for Red Team are Link (1P) and Zelda (2P). (Double hell yeah!)
Players for Blue Team are Ganondorf (3P) and Wario (4P).
The next stage is Final Destination.
"Zelda, are you ready!?" asked Link.
"Ready when you are!" said Zelda.
"If I win this battle, Hyrule and the Triforce will be mine!" Ganondorf said as he began his evil laughter.
"Do you have any garlic?" Wario asked Ganon a stupid question. It's a good thing you can't get hurt by your allies in Team Battle.
"3, 2, 1, GO!"
Link, 0%; Zelda, 0%; Ganondorf, 0%; Wario, 0%.
"Eat my arrow, Ganon!" said Link as he shot an arrow at the evil being.
"Don't mind if I do!" Wario ate Link's arrow without taking damage.
"Din's Fire (Side B)!" shouted Zelda as she sent a magical fireball at Wario, it burning him badly.
Ganon dashed towards Zelda using Flame Choke (Side B), where he grabs her and burn her with dark flames before releasing his grip on her. It's a good in Brawl they won't let certain types of injuries from making things permanent, like: burning people to a crisp, melting people's faces off, etc. If it's weapons, then maybe it will. Games work in different ways.
"Zelda!" shouted Link as ran towards Ganon with a bomb (Down B) in his hand. Wario managed to get in the way and attacked him with combos. The bomb in Link's hand blew them up.
Zelda immediately got up and used Farore's Wind to teleport to Link and attacked Wario...with combos, of course.
"I got a little present for both of you!" said Wario as he uses his Wario Waft (Down B) attack, launch into the air by farting and somehow hurting people with it.
Link, 34%; Zelda, 23%; Ganondorf, 0%; Wario, 29%.
"We need to stop them," Link said as Zelda transformed into Sheik.
"Then lets go, Needle Storm!" said Sheik as she threw needles at Wario.
"Ow!" Wario shouted right before Link attacked him with the Master Sword.
"My turn, hah!" Ganon dashed forward kicking Link with dark magic (Down B). Unfortunately for him, Link managed to dodge Ganon's attack and used the Spin Attack (Up B) from behind. Sheik used this chance to strike Ganon and attacked him with combo attacks.
Suddenly, Wario took out his Wario Bike (Side B) and rammed into Link and Sheik. Wario turned and rammed into Link and Sheik again. This time, Link throw a bomb at Wario and blew up his bike.
"My hog! You'll pay for that!" yelled an angry Wario as he began charging the Wario Waft.
"I'll kill you both and take the Triforce!" said Ganondorf as he used his Warlock Punch on Link, punching him with dark magic, and Dark Dive (Up B) on Sheik, grabbing her and injure her with dark magic in her face.
Link, 60%; Zelda, 51%; Ganondorf, 28%; Wario, 46%.
"I'm fully charged, now die!" Wario came charging at Link and Sheik, but he jumped into the air to destroy them with his deadly gas.
"Link, watch out!" said Navi.
"Shut up!" Link said as he took out a bomb and threw it up to Wario. At the same, both the bomb and Wario's gas exploded, causing Wario blow up from the match and created a new smell in the air.
Link, 60%; Zelda, 51%; Ganondorf, 28%; Wario, 65%.
"Player 4, defeated!"
"Alright, all there's left is Ganon an-" Link's words were cut off as Ganondorf grabbed him and brought him up in the air.
"I will not lose to you again, hero of Hyrule!" Ganon started punching Link in the face.
At the same time, Sheik transformed back into Zelda and used Din's Fire on Ganondorf. Link was freed from Ganon's grasp.
"Damn you princess! Why don't both of you die!?" yelled Ganondorf as he focused his power into one powerful kick and destroyed the stage platform. This caused all of them to fall.
After a short time of falling, they somehow landed on the Battlefield.
"Let's finish this fight, Ganon, once and for all!" said Link, preparing
"Then bring it on, fairy boy!" taunted Ganon.
"Zelda, lets finish what we started," said Link.
"You're right, lets stop him together," said Zelda.
"Yeah!"
"Enough chit-chat, die!" said Ganondorf as charged after the two players.
Link, 77%; Zelda, 51%; Ganondorf, 34%.
"I've always wanted to say this," Link said as he prepared his Clawshot.
"Say what?" asked Zelda.
"GET OVER HERE!" Link shouted in his best Scorpion voice impression.
(Meanwhile, at Mortal Kombat)
Scorpion Vs. Sub-Zero
"Round 1, Fight!" announced Shao Khan.
"Wait a minute, I could've sworn I felt someone using my line again," said Scorpion, feeling like someone copied something from him.
"What is it that's disturbing you?" shouted Sub-Zero.
"You! GET OVER HERE!" Scorpion used his Spear to stab Sub-Zero and pull him forward. "No seriously, I could've sworn I heard or felt someone copy me again."
Scorpion and Sub-Zero had began another countless fight.
(Back to Brawl)
Link caught Ganondorf with the Clawshot and pulled him forward and attacked him.
Zelda used her magic and attacked Ganon as well. Finally, Ganondorf broke free from their grasp and attacked Zelda, bring her to the edge of the stage where he'll drop her.
"Ganondorf, let her go now!" shouted an enraged Link.
"Are you sure about that?" Ganondorf said with an evil grin.
"Link, it doesn't matter, strike him now!" said Zelda as Ganon tightened his grip on her neck.
"I won't, I won't let you die like this."
"Link, Hyrule needs you when you return."
"I can't go back if I don't save you, Zelda!" Link yelled as he charged after Ganondorf. Don't worry, he has a plan.
"You're a fool, Link," said Ganondorf as he threw Zelda off the stage.
"You made a mistake Ganon!" Link threw the Gale Boomerang (Side B) at Ganondorf, but he dodged it.
Unfortunately, the Gale Boomerang came back and caught Ganondorf in a small tornado. This was Link's chance, he took out plenty of bombs and threw them all at Ganondorf while dodging the explosions and saving Zelda.
"Zelda, hold on!" Link took out the Clawshot again and used it to catch Zelda from falling. Link managed to grab her by the arm at the last second and pulled her up. Once Link pulled Zelda onto the platform, Zelda gave Link a hug.
"Thank you, Link," said Zelda with tears in her eyes. Link returned the hug.
"Die!" yelled Ganon as he is about to use Warlock Punch, but Link quickly got up and stabbed him with the Master Sword. "Ahhhhh! You'll pay for this when I come back!"
"No you won't!" Link shouted as he threw Ganondorf behind him sent him off the stage. Link grabbed Zelda's hand and brought her up off the ground. "Zelda, don't ever say things like that back there, I don't know what I would do without you."
"Link, I'm sorry, but-" Zelda's words were cut off when Link continued talking.
"I don't want a future without you, Zelda."
"Link."
At that moment, Ganondorf fell to his demise.
Link, 77%; Zelda, 51%; Ganondorf, 68%.
"Player 3, defeated!"
"Zelda, no matter what happens, I'll always be there for you because...I...I...I love you."
Zelda couldn't believe what came out of the hero's mouth, but she feels the same way Link feels.
"Link, you don't know how happy I am."
"Me neither," said Link as he closing in to kiss Zelda.
They both closed their eyes and wait for their moment until...
"Jigglypuff!" said Jigglypuff (5P, Green Team) as it still wearing dark sunglasses, a leather jacket, and carrying a bazooka.
Both Link and Zelda opened their eyes and looked at the cute Pokémon that went on a rampage. They're screwed.
"No."
"You can't be serious."
"Jigglypuff!" Jigglypuff was serious enough to launch too many missiles to count.
Link, 206%; Zelda, 178%.
This is not gonna end well.
Link, 493%; Zelda, 470%.
Where is that Pokémon keeping all that ammunition!?
Link, 909%; Zelda, 891%.
Is there anyone who can stop this monstrosity!?
Link, 1302%; Zelda, 1287%.
Don't go over the damage meter!
Link, 5489%; Zelda, 5373%.
What the hell is going on!?
Link, 9999%; Zelda, 9999%.
IT'S OVER 9000!
Link, Zelda, and the Battlefield stage were obliterated.
"GAME!" said the announcer.
"And the winner is...Jigglypuff!"
"Jigglypuff!" said Jigglypuff as it blew out the smoke from the bazooka while wearing cool sunglasses and a leather jacket.
[Later]
"Choose your character!" said the announcer.
"Hell no, everybody run!" yelled C. Falcon.
Everybody ran away as they could never win against Jigglypuff. Never underestimate Jigglypuff.
"Jigglypuff!?" in translation, "Who wants to play with me!?"
The End...or is it?
How was the story? Write a comment if you liked the story, hate it, and/or laughed at how funny it was. You may write comments on any mistakes I made and I'll see if I can fixed anything. I will be making an alternate battle and alternate ending soon. Thank you for reading!
