Harry's hands immediately shot down to his whatchamacallit, "Hell no", he squeeked, causing potentia Artemis to snicker.
"Not literally", Hestia added, "Well, not permanently anyway. Magic is a wonderful thing, and fortunately for the spectators, a gender switching spell is one of the first things you learn."
Harry twitched, mind going back to the headmaster before adopting a blank look on his face.
Having guessed where Harry's thoughts went, Potentia Artemis continued, "Ofcourse there are exceptions to the rule, when it comes to actually using them, mostly by the rather elderly, but we usually blame that on a mix of senility and confused gender-identity .
"Or wrackspurts", Potentia Athena piped in.
The rest rolled their eyes, while Harry just looked on confused.
"She's into crypto-zoology", Hera explained. "Wrackspurts make people bully others, amongst other things. It's just a weird way of saying that she thinks the headmistress is just trolling everyone."
Harry considered that for a moment, observing the headmaster as he talked with the nurse.
"That's oddly plausible...", he said tentatively
"But it's just more likely he's a barmy old coot", Hera finished, before adding quickly, "Who is luckily going deaf..."
