"Holy Arceus, this is not happening! This CAN'T be happening!"
Pikachu practically began to hyperventilate. Ash's 16th birthday is today, an all of his former traveling companions from Misty and Brock to Iris and Cilan were arriving in Pallet Town to celebrate. Now normally, this wouldn't be a bad thing. In fact, it's really not a bad thing….unless you would happen to be Ash's Pikachu…who in which case is absolutely terrified. Reason why would be 4 very frightening reasons...or Pokemon.
Ash's Snivy
May's Glaceon
Dawn's Buneary
Iris' Emolga
All four of the female Pokemon had made it particularly clear on the fact that they were in love with Pikachu, and that made him want to crawl into a random hole and die somewhere. All he knows is that any one of the females alone can trigger his self-preservation instinct….and he was already freaking the heck out and they weren't even here yet.
Pikachu took a deep, shakey breath as he thought to himself;
'You need to get it together man! You need to calm down, and stop panicking. It most likely won't be as bad as last time….I hope.'
"Last Time", would be Ash's last birthday, and it resulted with Pikachu camped out under Ash's bed in a fetal position, shades drawn and the door locked, and he stayed like that until every guest was gone.
Pikachu, now finally calm, took a deep breath as he spoke to himself;
"There. I did it. I can do this. I will not freak out. I took on a bunch of Legendary Pokemon, and I'm scared of THIS? I can do it…I WILL do it."
And that just about worked….until Ash called out to him from downstairs.
"HEY PIKACHU! EVERY BODY JUST ARRIVED! WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN AND SAY HI AND GREET OUR GUESTS?"
Pikachu's mind went blank as he suddenly froze in place. He was silent for a moment….before he began to freak out.
"HOLY CRAP! I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M NOT READY FOR GIRATINA TO TAKE ME YET!"
It was then that the hyperventalations returned full force, as a mini panic attack started.
Ash, hearing Pikachu utterly loose his composure, sprinted up the stairs to see his starter Pokemon trying to quickly shut the blinds and scurry under the bed. Ash rolled his eyes before dragging his starter out from under the bed by his tail, with Pikachu giving Ash a look of utter betrayle as the electric type spoke;
"Dude…don't make me go and face them! If you truly love me, you wouldn't make me go down there."
Ash sighed as he spoke;
"So your going to camp out up here all day? Your gonna miss out on the food, reuniting with friends….and a bottle of Ketchup?"
Pikachu's eyes narrowed as he spoke;
"That's not going to work you know. While yes, Ketchup would normally do the trick, throw in the combo pack of a Buneary, Glaceon, Emolga and Snivy and every single bet is off."
Ash started to snicker as he spoke;
"That's it? That's the almighty reason why you hide up here like a little girl?"
"HEY SHUT UP!"
"Come on though man. How about a deal? You come down and actually stay for the party, and you can indulge yourself on however much ketchup you want."
Pikachu's eyes narrowed, as he spoke;
"However much I want? Ok fine. I'll go. But only because it's your Birthday….and the ketchup."
"Fine….now come on down."
Pikachu sighed as he got up and descended down the stairs, a scowl on his face.
As soon as the electric mouse arrived, he saw every one of Ash's previous traveling companions. Misty and Max were talking about different types of Pokemon, Iris and Dawn were arguing who had a better starter, May was by the refreshments table getting a snack, and Brock and Cilan were discussing food recipes. All of the Pokemon were released and were either talking to each other, or eating.
Pikachu began to panic as so far, he couldn't see any of the four terrors as he called them. He was about to take a step forward when he suddenly heard a yell.
"I GOT YA NOW!"
Pikachu sharply turned around, but was too slow to dodge as Glaceon tackled him to the ground. They were wrestling on the ground for a bit before Pikachu pushed her off him. He then quickly got to his feet and nearly paled when he saw Snivy, Emolga and Buneary behind Glaceon with smirks on their faces. He took a deep shaky step back as he accessed his surroundings. Pikachu knew that all 4 girls had crushes on him, so an idea came to mind as he spoke;
"Ok…I know that you all have feelings towards me and stuff, but there is one of me, and 4 of you so….how is this gonna work out?"
Pikachu had honestly hoped that would start an argument between the 4 girls and give him the opportunity to slip away unnoticed…but that didn't work out as planned as all 4 girls smiled seductively at the mouse as Snivy spoke;
"Nice try Pikachu…but we all figured out last year that you would try to turn us against each other so you can escape...and we decided to…'share' you."
Pikachu's eyes widened in utter horror! This cannot be happening. Well as the old saying goes; "When all else fails…Run like Heck!"
And that's exactly what Pikachu did.
Quick as lightning, He shot into a quick attack as he leapt over the girls. When he was air born, the attack was shut off and he dropped into a roll behind all 4 of the terrors and immediately took off. He scurried away and outside as fast as his legs could go, and quickly cast a gaze over his shoulders and was horrified to find 3 of the four girls on his trail…and quickly catching up!
Glaceon was using Ice Beam to try and freeze Pikachu's legs in place, while Buneary was hopping after him, actually catching up. Emolga was gliding in the air, trying to catch up to the terrified mouse. But Pikachu's eyes narrowed slightly as a thought came to mind.
'Where's Snivy?'
Yes, the grass snake wasn't trailing him. Unfortunately for him, he was so busy looking over his shoulder that he didn't notice that Snivy was ahead of him and had set a trap. The Grass Snake quickly used her vines to wrap around Pikachu's waist and lift him into the air. Pikachu began to struggle, but couldn't help but admire how good the plan was.
When he took off, Snivy immediately went to set up the trap…and the other 3 girls worked as a team to chase him into that trap. They actually worked together.
The other 3 girls quickly caught up with smirks on their faces as Buneary spoke;
"I can't believe that actually worked! We chased him straight into the trap…it was almost too easy."
Pikachu smirked almost wickedly as he spoke;
"You should know by now…that nothing is TOO easy."
And with that, he let out a thunder shock, which enveloped all 4 girls, which forced Snivy to let go of him. As soon as he hit the ground, he took off…but didn't get too far when Emolga tackled him to the ground. Pikachu's eyes widened in shock and surprise as Emolga pinned him to the ground and spoke with a smirk on her face.
"I'm an electric type myself…remember? That didn't really do anything to me."
Pikachu immediately began to squirm as he began to voice his objection on what was happening. Emolga rolled her eyes before she decided to shut him up by forcibly mashing her lips against his.
Pikachu began to inwardly panic at the forced kiss before Emolga was forcibly thrown off him. He breathed a sigh of relief before he saw who his rescuer was….it was Buneary. She scowled at the sky squirrel before turning her gaze to Pikachu…who was gone.
Buneary blinked in confusion until she saw him trying to scurry away. She sighed before using her own ice beam to freeze his feet to the ground. She let out a chuckle as she heard him call out annoyed.
"AW CRUD! I WAS SOO CLOSE!"
All 4 girls approached the trapped mouse with victorious expressions on their faces as Glaceon spoke;
"We caught you Pikachu."
Pikachu began to panic…he was gonna die. He gulped as all 4 girls descended on him giggling evilly.
LATER
Ash's party was going great. Everyone was having fun. Ash looked around and realized that he couldn't find Pikachu. He blinked before he called out to everyone.
"Hey, have any of you seen Pikachu?"
They all looked around, realizing the mouse was indeed gone, when the door burst open, and Emolga, Snivy, Buneary and Glaceon came into the house giggling, while all 4 were dragging Pikachu by his tail. The mouse in question had kiss marks all over his face, as he looked at Ash and spoke with venom in his voice;
"I hope you enjoy your stupid party….cause I think today totally SUCKS!"
The 4 girls began to laugh even harder as they dragged the furious electric type to a privet room to…. "Torture" him some more.
