Me: And Fi is STILL downloading information. I think you might give her a concussion. I won't have to listen to her pointing out the obvious. Awesomesauce. So I got another question... and I feel like there must be some signifigance with Ghirahim and lava. There must be something I'm missing here. So Zetra, (mind if I call ya that? It seems to be the only part I remember of your user. Plus it rhymes with Tetra. And Tetra is awesome. Or is it Zelda and Tetra together? Genius.) Is there any signifigance? I feel like I have read something somewhere about Ghirahim and lava. It sounds really dirty. I AM INTRIGUED. Annnnyyyywaaaayyy...

From: Ayako Zetra

Okay then, GHIRAHIM!

...Can you swim in lava? If so, I WANNA SEE IT! :D

Me: As Zetra says and I quote: Okay then, GHIRAHIM! *flashes devilish smile*

Ghirahim: Oh my, this place you have here needs some serious cleaning up. How am I supposed to spread chaos in such a clean little place like this?

Me: Just sit down and answer the darn question. I don't have time for petty remarks.

Ghirahim: You sound just like my Master. I suppose I should be inclined to answer, then, hmm?

Me: And you sound like Fi. At least she doesn't hum and dance... wait... well, she dances better than you, okay? ANSWER THE DARN QUESTION!

Ghirahim: My, someone is a little bit grumpy today. Fine, fine. Swimming in lava, hmm? It sounds like fun.

Me: Good! *snaps fingers* Because I have just summoned a giant pool of lava. Don't question it. Should I invite Volga, too? Maybe Link too, so he can dry you off with that Magic Rod of his? ...That just sounded awful. That may or may not have been intentional. Nothing compared to puns on the Master Sword, though.

Ghirahim: You are utterly confusing. Please do not invite Volga. I take pleasure in watching him suffer under Cia's ranting and her constant whining on that fanfiction of hers. Even if I am not watching him suffer now, I know it fills my heart with sparkles and rainbows to know that he is going through utter torture.

Me: Sparkles and rainbows...? Shame. I was really starting to like you, too. Better than that poor pig-riding imp known as Zant. But seriously. Zetra came here to watch you either drown or prosper in that lava. And I made it extra burning. So get in there before I shove you and then see how you fare when I poor water on you. I might even invite Scaldera to make it extra crispy.

Ghirahim: Ah, Scaldera. He was my favorite pet. Before he decided to try and eat me. I was hoping he would manage to gobble up Mr. Hero there, but-

Me: STOP PROCRASTINATING. *shoves in lava*

Ghirahim: MY BEAUTIFUL CAPE! IT'S RUINED! WHHHHHHHY!

Me: SHUT UP AND START SWIMMING!

Ghirahim: THIS IS-surprisingly cold.

Me: *texting Volga* 2 bad u r not here for this. I just pushed Ghirahim into a pool of lava. I bet u r proud. *looks up* So he's not dead y- wait, what?

Volga: I am 2 busy listening to Cia's ranting. Why is it always me? Good idea, though. I hope Mr. Demon Lord enjoys the Jacuzzi.

Me: That's it! I'm inviting Scoldera! *whistle* Wait, I can't whistle. *pout* Fine. I'll do it the old fashioned way. HERE BOY! HERE SCALDERA! He's not coming. Hmm... I FOUND YOUR FAVORITE TREAT! GHIRAHIM A LA MODE!

*Scaldera comes running/crawling/scuttling*

Me: Works every time. Enjoy your treat! I hope he's extra crispy.


Me: Oh, so we bring in Ghirahim again, huh? Ooh, this sounds like an interesting question.

From: love3509

To Ghirahim: What do you do in your spare time (AKA not trying to take over the world, revive Demise, etc)?

Ghirahim: Spare time? Well, I do seem to have a lot of it these days. I specifically enjoy annoying any acquaintance, friend or not. Especially Link. He seems to react the best to my annoyances.

Me: Oh, I'd love to see an example!

Ghirahim: Well lucky for you, I've got it all on video! All of my best pranks. I think we should save Link for last. Save the best for last, as they say.

Me: That's fine. Let's see what you've got!

*Video 1-Volga*

Ghirahim: Volga! Hey, Volga!

Volga: *ignores*

Ghirahim: Volga! Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga Volga-

Volga: WHAAAAAAAAT!

Ghirahim: ...Hi. Hehehehehe! *teleports away*

Volga: One of these days I'm going to cut off his tongue.

*Video 2-Zant*

Ghirahim: *Sneaks up behind Zant and impersonates Midna's voice* ZANT! I'M GOING TO TURN YOU BACK INTO A PIG-RIDING IMP AGAIN!

Zant: AHHHHH! *runs into wall*

Ghirahim: BAHAHAHAHA!

*Video 3-Wizzro*

Ghirahim: *hides behind wall and waits for Wizzro to float by*

Wizzro: *whistles*

Ghirahim: *jumps out* BOO!

Wizzro: GAH! *hides in ring*

Ghirahim: I AM FRODO BAGGINS AND I HAVE COME TO THROW YOU INTO A VOLCANO! MWAHAHAHA!

Wizzro: *comes out from ring* Ugh, Ghirahim. I should've known. Get out of my way!

Ghirahim: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Wizzro: UGH!

*Video 4-Ganondorf*

Ghirahim: Heyyyy, Dorfy! So, I was planning this HUGE party. I bet you wanna know who it was for, right? Right? Huh?

Ganondorf: *ignores*

Ghirahim: I'll take that as a yes! Okay, so it was a party for your wedding with Nabooru!

Ganondorf: FOR DIN'S FREAKING SAKE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN, YOU KNOW WHY?

Ghirahim: Oh Masterful One, tell me why!

Ganondorf: *turns and punches Ghirahim*

Ghirahim: OKAY I'M SORRY! IT WAS A JOKE! A JOKE! SPARE ME, PLEASE!

*Video 5-Link*

Ghirahim: *sneaks into Link's room while he's sleeping*

Link: *snores lightly*

Ghirahim: *grabs pans and starts banging them together* WAKEY WAKEY!

Link: AHHHHHHHHH! *falls off bed*

Ghirahim: PRICELESS!

Link: *grabs pan and throws it at Ghirahim's face*

*BONG*

Link: HOW'D THAT FEEL?! HUH?

Ghirahim: Owie...

Me: Ha! Link bested you with your own frying pan?! Now THAT'S priceless!

Ghirahim: Oh my, seems I have played some of the pranks-gone-wrong videos. Oh well. They were funny in the beginning.