Me: So I got a really interesting question. I didn't even realize this! Did anyone else?
From: HolyMaiden24
This seems pretty interesting.
Darunia and Link: I know Link isn't the same Link from Oot, but you two are the only guys on the good side, and there must be some sort of sworn brother thing still in effect. Do you two do any guy activities together?
Me: Still can't believe there's only two guys on the good side. Wow. One of these days Link needs to get a guy companion. Besides Linebeck, if he counted. Anyway, moving on. *sees barrel start to move* What the?
Link: *jumps out of barrel* Okay. Coast is clear. No Cia, no Darunia- GAH! *sees Darunia* WHY IS HE HERE?!
Me: Um, you have to answer a question... Darunia, can you please agree to not scare Link in any way until you leave this building? Just work together for a little bit, mkay? Please?
Darunia: Okay. Fine.
Me: Good. Thanks.
*Link and Darunia read the question*
Darunia: Link! Tell them about the DARES, brother!
Link: O.O
Me: I am intrigued... *gives the 'Care to tell me all about it?' look*
Link: Anything but the dares...
Me: Come on, Link! Don't make Darunia hug you again!
Link: Okay okay! We played Truth or Dare once... and I always pick dares, for some reason...
Me: Uh huh. Go on.
Link: I CAN'T DO IT, MAN! YOU TELL THEM DARUNIA!
Darunia: With pleasure. I dared Link to do a battle in the postman outfit.
Me: NO! ANYTHING BUT THE POSTMAN OUTFIT! AHHHH! Did he accept it...?
Darunia: *laughs* Yeah! After I forced him...
Link: Those shorts are TIGHT! It was AWFUL! Do you know how hard it is to fight with that thing on?! The best I could do was make my enemies die of shock when they saw me in that ridiculous thing!
Darunia: And then I dared him to flirt back to the Great Fairy. I forced him to do that, too.
Me: You would think he would've learned his lesson by then.
Darunia: Apparently not.
Link: Okay, now THAT was bad. He made me flirt back. I mean, it's bad enough she even FLIRTS with me, but when I have to flirt back...
Me: Thus the Great Fairy as a weapon?
Link: *gulp* Yeah... IT'S SO HARD TO BREATHE IN THAT BOTTLE!
Me: Well now you know how fairies feel, huh? The WindWaker fairies, though... watching you bottle up one of them broke my heart. The look they had on their face was all like: WHY ME! WHY! LET ME OUT PLEEEAASE! PLEASE!
Darunia: That's probably why most of the fairies nowadays have no faces, so you can't understand their pleas.
Me: LINK! HOW COULD YOU?!
Link: Hey, it was save the world with fairies there to save you or go it alone and risk the world getting destroyed! What else was I supposed to do!
Me and Darunia: *crosses arms*
Me: We're done here. Goodbye, fairy-torturer.
Link: I am NOT a fairy-
Darunia: *picks up Link by the back of his collar* Come on, brother. Let's go play more Truth or Dare.
Link: NOOOO!
