Not What I Expected
Chapter 4
Meeting New Faces
Jed was the first to speak as he said "I thought we agreed never to do this again." Dipper and Mabel were shocked at first not saying a thing. Octavious was the next to say something. "Is that Child Abuse and his sister?"
Dipper said. "What?" Teddy said to the two miniatures. "Be quiet, you two." Dexter jumped onto Mabel`s shoulder. She giggled. "Wow! An animal`s on my shoulder!"
The exhibits blinked as Jed whispered. "She`s not the quickest gunslinger in the west." Octavious replied. "Well neither does the boy." "What?" "Neither of them have guns." "Forget it." "Why would children have guns in the first place?" "FORGET IT!"
Everything seemed to be just fine. Dipper was talking about history and stuff while Mabel flirted. Until….. Laa started freaking out. Dipper said. "Hey, Um. Your caveman is broken."
Larry blinked and went over to his 'lookalike' "Hey man, what`s wrong?" He shouted. "BEAR GRRRRRRRRRR!" Mabel said. "We don`t have any bears around here?" Suddenly, a roar was heard.
Jed said. "Is that Rexy?" Larry said. "No, Rexy`s back at the museum." Jed then sniffed the air. "Wait a minute; I smell…..Corn and jackalopes."
Larry said. "Can you guys stop talking about Roars and Corn?!" Teddy said. "I smell the corn and Jackalope too." Sacagawea said. "Me too."
Mabel said. "Whoa! You can smell jackalopes?! It is true that you learn something every day!" Dipper said. "Mabel, you can smell everything. Maybe it`s a ghost or something. And believe me I`ve delt with ghosts."
Jed muttered. "Yeah, right….." Dipper heard him and said. "Yeah, coming from the 100 year old cowboy." Jed said. "WHAT DID YOU SEE TO ME YOU COTTON PICKING LITTLE VARMINT?!" Dipper said. "Yeah you heard me you old stinky miner!" Jed said. "MY MOTHER WAS A MINER THAT`S IT LET ME AT HIM!"
Larry said. "Both you stop it!" Ahkmenrah bent down to Dipper`s level and said. "Do you have perhaps some exhibits because this does look like a museum?"
Dipper said. "Yeah, but…. Oh no…"
