Not What I Expected

Chapter 5

Problems All Around

Suddenly, there was a burst of energy as different weird creature came to life and stormed out of the Mystery Shack. Lucially, the group hid behind the counter. "WHAT IN THE HECK IS THIS STUFF?!" Jed yelled.

Dipper said. "IT must be Stans`s exhibits!" Ahk said. "Why does that leg….have an eye on it?" Larry said. "I found your jackalope and corn horse?" Mabel said. "That`s a cornicorn. Waddles ate it once. Right, waddles?"

Waddles was gone in the distance he got snactched up by a pteradon.

Mabel screamed. "WE HAVE TO GET WADDLES BACK!" Dipper said. "Mabel, Who knows how many creatures are out there? We haven`t even seen all of Grunkle Stans stuff! WHAT IF HE`S HIDING A SMILING BOMB CALLED BOMBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE?!"

Larry said. "Look, kids. We just have to round them up and get them back here before sunrise." Mabel said. "Why sunrise?" "They`ll disappear." Dipper said. "Grunkle Stan will kill us!"

Jed said. "WAIT! I`ve got an idea… What if we use the skinny kid as bait. We strap him to a loud boombox and all the monsters will come to him and they`ll all fall into a trap. The End."

Dipper said. "First off. Why me? Second of all, Are you crazy?!" "Yes, yes I am." "Sure, even if the monsters do come to me, other monsters will get in the trap. And They`ll wreck the shack even more!"

Teddy said. "Wait, real monsters?" Larry explained to Teddy about Dipper`s journal. "Oh." He said.

Larry said. "How about we`ll split up into groups of two and try to get the monsters using each of their weaknesses. There had to be something in that journal right?"

Dipper nodded. "Ok. Let`s go." But then suddenly….."Hey, are you gonna buy something?"