Me: Just a reminder, Fanfiction doesn't send emails for chapter updates, and as you know by now I don't like to make every question a chapter because that would be a lot of chapters and would make this fanfic a giant mess. So if you submit a question for a character that already has a chapter, just check that chapter to see if I've updated it. (I try to finish questions as soon as I get them, so hopefully it won't take too long.) Thanks! And to everyone who submitted a question, friendly review, or simply just laughed at least once while reading this, thank you ever so much for enjoying it!

1st question from TwilightPrince101:

Cia and Lana: What was your name when you two were one person? Was it like, Ciana or Lania or something?

Me: Hmm, so we can get both Cia and Lana in here? Finally! Two birds with one stone! Yay!

Cia: Oh, when we were one person? Ha! I was always the dominant one. Our name was originally Cia. Lana just found her own name after Ganondorf kicked her out.

Lana: Yeah, but I was always there to keep Cia in check when she got too crazy. I basically controlled the balance.

Me: Interesting... oh, and I forgot that Cia kind of died in the end, so... well, this is confusing. But wait, if Cia died... then how did Lana survive if they are both the same person? Wait, what?! Okay, let's just pretend Cia never died, okay?

Lana: I can accept that.

Cia: Pfft, of course I'm not dead.

Me: Okay, good. So, how would you two like... become the same person again?

Lana: I'm pretty sure we'd have to do some kind of ritual, but I'm not sure.

Cia: It's really hard to believe we're the same person. I mean, we have completely different clothing styles, and I don't have a ridiculous ponytail...

Lana: Hey! I LIKE my ponytail, okay?

Cia: You won't be liking it after some moron pulls it.

Me: Girls, girls! We don't need you two fighting, okay? No bloodshed, please!

Lana and Cia: Fine.

(This chapter was too short, so I'm adding in the second question from TwilightPrince101.)

Me: So, Lana, do you have a major crush on Link, but not one that was like Crazy Fangirl over here, the one who would rip the world apart to have him?

Lana: Well, I, um...

Cia: LANA! NOT YOU, TOO! NO ONE GETS LINK BUT ME! HE'S MINE. MINE!

Me: Maybe we should just ask Link who he prefers. *watches as Cia yells at Lana* Or maybe I could just watch this go down.

Cia: -AND WHEN I FINALLY HAVE HIM, OH, WHEN I HAVE HIM... HEHEHEHE...

Me: And this is where I step in to make sure nothing too innapropriate happens. Answer, Lana.

Lana: Yes, I kind of do. But I can settle for someone else I guess, but...

Me: But you love Link too, right?

Lana: Yeah...

Me: Let's see, that's... about 4 girls who are after Link. And that's canon. Non-canon, and it's about 4 million.

What would happen if Link overheard that last part?

Link: Holy crap, I'm famous!