WARNING: THIS IS PROBABLY A T-RATED CHAPTER. Well, near the end at least. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. I know I'm out of order here, but this chapter and the next one just HAD to come up because I've had the ideas for them for a while ^.^ and I think they're hilarious. And I don't normally laugh at my own jokes. Enjoy!
7th question from TwilightPrince101:
Link and Young Link: Do you think it's weird seeing a different version of yourself in the same place as you? And what was your first thought when you first crossed paths?
Me: OHMYGOSH! YOU. ARE. ADORABLE.
Link: Thanks. I get that a lot.
Me: Not you, moron! *points at Young Link* Him! He's soooo cute!
Link: ...I see how it is...
Me: *hugs Young Link* Can I keep you? Please! Look at that adorable face!
Young Link: Yeah, I guess. Can I have some cookies, please? Thanks.
Me: And he even has MANNERS! I am SO keeping him.
Young Link: *sends Link an evil smile*
Link: You little brat!
Me: *gasp* How DARE you speak to him that way! *hits Link over the head with a frying pan*
Link: OWWWW!
Proxi: Yeah! Get 'im! Hit him where it counts!
Link: Gah! No! Please don't! I'll be nice! I swear!
Me: You better apologize to him right now, mister! I'm going to get the cookies. *hands frying pan to Young Link* If he tries anything, feel free to give him a good beating.
Young Link: *waits for me to go into other room* Quick, take this! *shoves frying pan into Link's hand*
Link: What-
Young Link: *pretends to be unconscious*
Me: Did you apol-*sees frying pan in Link's hand and Young Link on the floor*
Link: This isn't what it looks like!
Me: *kicks Link where it counts*
Link: Oh... Farore... *slumps to ground*
Proxi: WOOHOO! Nice kick!
Me: I know, right?
Young Link: *pretends to wake up* Link hit me with the frying pan!
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't worry. He has consequences. The cookies are on the table if you want some.
Link: Thanks! You're awesome!
Me: Awwwww! You're awesome too, lil' bro.
Link: Why... would you DO that?
Me: SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE! We have business to discuss.
*Me, Link, and Young Link all sit at the table*
Link: *tries to reach for cookie*
Me: NO! *whacks Link's hand with wooden spoon* You can't have any. Now, start answerin'!
Link: JEEZ! Fine! Goddesses! Oh, when I first saw that little rascal on the battlefield... I was like: Oooh, another me! Dude, we're going to be BEST FRIENDS. Turns out I was wrong. There's only room for one Link, and that's me!
Me: *puts on cowboy hat and boots* I beg to differ, Wyatt.
Link: Wyatt? Who the heck is that?
Young Link: Do you know ANYTHING? Classic history here, buddy! Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday! Pay attention in history class!
Link: Well it's not MY fault I have sleeping problems!
Young Link: WELL EXCUSE ME, IDIOT!
Proxi: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Me: Lil' bro, can you not use words like that, please? Sometimes they can be mean and hurtful. Well, unless you're talking to Link. You're fine then.
Young Link: Oh, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have been mean. *smiles sarcastically at Link*
Link: NOW YOU LISTEN HERE-
Me: LINK! Stop pestering the better version of yourself.
Link: WHAT! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! HE STARTED IT!
Me: SHUT UP!
Link: Well excuuuuse me, princess!
Me: That's right! I'm a princess and you should treat me as such! Now be a good little boy and ANSWER THE SECOND PART OF THE QUESTION.
Young Link: Well, my first thought was that I just found myself a new big brother. Before he started being a complete JERK to me.
Link: That's how big brothers are supposed to be! Besides, it's not fair that our enemies are too nice to hurt a child!
Me: Well why don't you start wearing a diaper and a bib on the battlefield? Do you need me to get you a binky?
Young Link: *giggles*
Link: ...I should never have come here.
Me: Awww, does someone need a hug?
Link: Don't even touch me.
Me: ...Ouch. Do I need to get your girlfriend?
Link: ZELDA'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
Me: Who said I meant Zelda? I totally meant Cia.
Link: You did NOT go that far.
Me: Nah, I really didn't. I did mean Zelda.
Link: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND OKAY?
Young Link: It's been official for a while now. They've totally been going out. Don't even ask what it's like at night.
Link: Have you been spying on us?!
Young Link: Um... no...
Me: This is getting long. Let's call it a night, mkay?
Link: FINALLY. *gets up to leave*
Me: Hey Link. Have fun with Zelda tonight. *winks* Well, if you even can... that was a nasty kick...
Link: IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE IT'S A BIG DEAL, OKAY? IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT SOME POINT IN EVERYONE'S LIFE!
Me: WOAH! Please don't get into details!
Proxi: Try BEING there! He always forgets that I'm there!
Link: DIN BLAST IT! WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY?!
Young Link: I have been scarred for life... THIS is the guy I grow up into?
Me: Yowzah... better tell Ghirahim not to prank him tonight or he'll be getting a fist to the face. With the gauntlets. Wouldn't be the best way to go. Jeez, this was a long chapter. Yeah, definitely T-rated. Poor, poor Link. Him and Young Link really hate each other, huh? Ahh, brotherly love.
