12th question from TwilightPrince101:

Tingle: Since you like fairies so much, what was your reaction to seeing the Great Fairy?

Me: Oh gosh... I'd think that would make any fairy-lover reconsider!

Tingle: Oooh! I'll tell you the story!

Me: Um, okay...

Tingle: So it all started one fine day when I just so happened to stumble aross the Fairy Boy!

*Flashback*

Tingle: *watches battle going on* Oh! Is there a party? Why are there so many people here? Was I invited? I think I was! I BROUGHT BALLOONS AND CONFETTI! KOLOO-LIMPAH!

Link: *notices Tingle* Aw hell no... not THAT guy... *tries to hide behind shield*

Tingle: *sees Link* OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE FAIRY BOY! FAIRY BOY FAIRY BOY FAIRY BOY HEY WAIT COME BACK!

Link: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Zelda: We need assistance from the Great Fairy!

Tingle: GREAT FAIRY? Where?! FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY!

Link: *facepalm* Farore help me...

Zelda: Follow me to the Great Fairy Fountain!

Tingle: OKAY!

Hyrulean Troops: Uhhhh... should we be concerned for this guy, or scared of him?

Link: Both.

*Zelda, Tingle, Link and Hyrulean Troops arrive at Fairy Fountain*

Tingle: WHERE'S THE GREAT FAIRY?

Zelda: We must pray to her together.

Tingle: CAN DO!

Link and Hyrulean Troops: I can't wait to see his reaction!

*Great Fairy appears*

Link and Hyrulean Troops: *giggles*

Tingle: ...

Link: I bet he doesn't like fairies anymore after that, huh?

Tingle: ...Can I touch it?

Link: *facepalm* And this is what you get for underestimating a 35-year-old immature man who is obsessed with fairies. YA KNOW WHAT TINGLE? YOU CAN HAVE MY FAIRY.

Tingle: REALLY? Ooooh, thank you so much!

Proxi: NO! LINK! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! NOOOOOOOOO! I PROMISE I WON'T BE ANNOYING!

Link: Hehehehehe. Now maybe Tingle will stop being so immature! Two birds, one stone!

Proxi: You won't take me alive! No! *flies back into Link's tunic*

Link: Proxi, wait, no, don't fly down there!

Zelda and Hyrulean Troops: *all start laughing at Link who is currently on the ground*

Link: STOP TICKLING ME! STOP IT! OKAY ALRIGHT I TAKE IT BACK YOU'RE THE BEST FAIRY EVER AND I WON'T EVER GIVE YOU AWAY!

*flashforward*

Me: *bursts out laughing* Good job, Proxi! You get an A+ for that one! I wish I coulda been there!