12th question from TwilightPrince101:
Tingle: Since you like fairies so much, what was your reaction to seeing the Great Fairy?
Me: Oh gosh... I'd think that would make any fairy-lover reconsider!
Tingle: Oooh! I'll tell you the story!
Me: Um, okay...
Tingle: So it all started one fine day when I just so happened to stumble aross the Fairy Boy!
*Flashback*
Tingle: *watches battle going on* Oh! Is there a party? Why are there so many people here? Was I invited? I think I was! I BROUGHT BALLOONS AND CONFETTI! KOLOO-LIMPAH!
Link: *notices Tingle* Aw hell no... not THAT guy... *tries to hide behind shield*
Tingle: *sees Link* OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE FAIRY BOY! FAIRY BOY FAIRY BOY FAIRY BOY HEY WAIT COME BACK!
Link: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Zelda: We need assistance from the Great Fairy!
Tingle: GREAT FAIRY? Where?! FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY FAIRY!
Link: *facepalm* Farore help me...
Zelda: Follow me to the Great Fairy Fountain!
Tingle: OKAY!
Hyrulean Troops: Uhhhh... should we be concerned for this guy, or scared of him?
Link: Both.
*Zelda, Tingle, Link and Hyrulean Troops arrive at Fairy Fountain*
Tingle: WHERE'S THE GREAT FAIRY?
Zelda: We must pray to her together.
Tingle: CAN DO!
Link and Hyrulean Troops: I can't wait to see his reaction!
*Great Fairy appears*
Link and Hyrulean Troops: *giggles*
Tingle: ...
Link: I bet he doesn't like fairies anymore after that, huh?
Tingle: ...Can I touch it?
Link: *facepalm* And this is what you get for underestimating a 35-year-old immature man who is obsessed with fairies. YA KNOW WHAT TINGLE? YOU CAN HAVE MY FAIRY.
Tingle: REALLY? Ooooh, thank you so much!
Proxi: NO! LINK! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! NOOOOOOOOO! I PROMISE I WON'T BE ANNOYING!
Link: Hehehehehe. Now maybe Tingle will stop being so immature! Two birds, one stone!
Proxi: You won't take me alive! No! *flies back into Link's tunic*
Link: Proxi, wait, no, don't fly down there!
Zelda and Hyrulean Troops: *all start laughing at Link who is currently on the ground*
Link: STOP TICKLING ME! STOP IT! OKAY ALRIGHT I TAKE IT BACK YOU'RE THE BEST FAIRY EVER AND I WON'T EVER GIVE YOU AWAY!
*flashforward*
Me: *bursts out laughing* Good job, Proxi! You get an A+ for that one! I wish I coulda been there!
