Author's Note: I was inspired by this commercial picture from Uha (it's a Japanese candy brand, never mind) X One Piece collaboration, when every crew member got an extra piece of jewelry.
You can check the picture as follows,
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The one with the tiara
"What'd you think you are doing, woman?"
"Taking my share, obviously." She answered absently as she looked at herself in the mirror. There was a gorgeous tiara placed on the top of her head, which was made of gold and inlaid with all kinds of precious stones one could name.
Nami beamed contentedly and readjusted the tiara slightly with her hands, to better situate it into her orange locks. "Rubies do bring out my eyes, don't they?"
"Yeah, especially when they are the size of your fist." Zoro snorted. "Again, why do you get to keep that huge tiara while all I got is this stupid…waist chain, or whatever it is? I thought we agreed on splitting the treasure evenly. "He was holding up a bronze chain in his left hand.
"Don't whine, Zoro. Your piece is just as valuable as mine. Robin got this teeny tiny bracelet and I didn't hear her complaining. Why can't you be more mature about this, like her? "
"I want an exchange then-with you." He challenged,"-since my piece is as valuable as yours, there shouldn't be a problem, I guess? "He reached out his right arm toward her, trying to grab what was on her head.
"Kyaaaa! Hands off me!" She shrieked as she leapt back, holding onto her tiara firmly with both hands. "This is mine~~~~! I'm not giving it to you!"
"Oh that's very mature."
His sarcasm earned him a death glare from her. "Why'd you want a tiara anyway, Zoro? You'll probably just go sell it at the next port and use the money to buy sake."
"And you wouldn't sell it why?"
"Because it looks good on me. I'd like to keep it-not that it's any of your business." Now she just sounded like a spoiled little girl.
"Seriously?" He raised an eyebrow, "So you're telling me you're gonna walk around with a tiara on your head? That is soooo-"
"Cute? " She interrupted. She was quite positive that the end of that sentence was going to be "stupid" or "crazy", but she was willing to offer him a second chance.
"-ridiculous." He finished, and was kicked hard in the shank- by her deadly high heel of course.
"What, I can't look like a princess or a queen? Even just a little bit? Luffy is always babbling about becoming the Pirate King and yet nobody judges him!"
"Look, if you wanna be a queen, just marry Luffy once he becomes the Pirate King."
He meant it as a joke; but when he found her actually considering it, his eyebrows furrowed.
"Hmm. Maybe you do have a point. "Nami tapped her chin thoughtfully, eyes rolling."I mean he's gonna be really rich if he does find that 'One Piece' thing, right? And he'll need someone to spend all his money-"
"That's it, gimme that." he swiftly snatched the tiara from her orange head and hid it behind his back. "Enough daydreaming, princess."
"Hey! Give it back, you!"
"Make me."
"Oh I will make you-GIVE! IT! BACK! " she jumped at him, hitting him for all she was worth while screaming at the top of her lung. "Luffy~~~~~! Zoro took my tiara!"
"You told on me? "He retorted in disbelief as he maneuvered his body to dodge her attack. "Great, woman, tell the captain! What's next? Calling for that love-cook? You know I'm not afraid of those two idiots combined-Now will you stop scratching my face! IT HURTS!"He felt like he was fighting a losing battle with a cat woman!
Just then, the cabin door slammed open and Luffy dashed in, his round eyes sparkling with golden stars: "There's a tiara? Ooooh… I bet it'll look pretty on me!"
