I don't think I've ever mentioned this, but this story is a rewrite of my very first fanfic (written in elementary school, before I found this site). I had lost the notebook it was in, and I just found it today. The original pretty much sucked, but there were a few scenes that I found funny. Anyway, I hope this entertains somebody somewhere while I try to figure out the details of the real next chapter, which I'm having major writer's block for.

1) [The next day after Kai loses Jay]

"We should go back to Bear Hill! [I changed it from 'Hill' to 'Forest' when redoing it.] Maybe the Serpentine found him and we need to rescue him!"

"Kai, we did not see any snakes while we were there."

"They could've been hiding. Come on, let's go!"

"Will it shut you up?"

"Probably."

"O.K., fine."

[Skipping some so I don't have to type so much]

"Look! Snake! I told you so!"

"What are you doing here, and hurry up before I call my friendsss!" the snake said, coming over to them.

"We're looking for Jay," Nya told the Hypnobrai.

"Isss that the blue one?"

"Yes! Have you seen him?"

"Maybe."

"Listen up, snake, my sister's unhappy, and when she's unhappy, I'm unhappy. And the only way to make us happy again is to return Jay to us, safe and sound, got it?"

"It's a little too late for that," the snake muttered under his breath. Kai started to grab its neck.

"Don't kill him, Kai!" Cole shouted.

2) "Land of ice?" Kai repeated, "Where would that be, the North Pole?"

"Sure, we're gonna go to the North Pole and look for a flower. While we're there we can ask Santa for advice." [Unfortunately the last ones are only slightly funny (in my opinion).]

3) "The serpentine could've been lying. Jay could've just lost his voice. I mean, really, he's gonna die? Of what, not-talking-itis? Or is it silence syndrome?"

4) [When Jay disappears the first time, Kai makes Cole go with him to Bear Hill]

"We're here, now what, Kai? It was your idea to come back here!" [I really wanna edit that, but I'm keeping it so that this is the same word for word.]

"Well, there's a snake. Ask him about it."

"So we're just gonna walk up to it and ask, 'Have you seen Jay?' I bet they don't even know our real names!"

5) Cole and Kai argued over whether Jay was hypnotized for, like, half the story. Later Kai gets an epic 'I told you so' moment that I'm too lazy to type right now.