Robin and Lucina aimlessly wandered around the hotel for half an hour trying to find the hot spring Robin spike of. Lucina glared angrily at Robin.

"I said I heard there was a hot spring. I never said I knew where it was." Robin said defensively.

"You lead us to conquer an entire continent, but you can't find a hot spring!?" accused Lucina.

"Those are not related! Give me a break, I'm only human and-" Robin stopped mid-sentence "There it is!"

Robin pointed towards a door with a hot spring symbol on it. They noticed that there was writing under it. He and Lucina walked up to get a closer look and it read "mixed bath".

Robin flushed, his mind flashing back to the awkward conversation in the Bathrealm. Lucina was in no better state, her face was red as a beet.

"I-I- think we can h-handle it now." Robin stammered.

"Y-yes we've been married for a few months now." Lucina shakily agreed.

Avoiding eye contact. They went to their respective changing rooms. Robin found it a little embarrassing that he couldn't even think about the naked body of his own wife without feeling awkward. Robin removed coat and the clothes he wore under it, wrapped a towel around his waist and walked towards the bath.

As he walked out he saw Lucina walk out too with a towel wrapped around her body. They avoided eye-contact and moved towards the bath.

Robin took a deep breath to calm himself down, they removed their towels, still not looking at eachother and slipped into the bath. They then looked at eachother, Robin justbegan laughing at the awkwardness of the situation and Lucina began giggling as well. Soon they were both guffawing, which lasted about a half-minute before they both sighed in unison.

"This feels amazing." said Lucina

"Yeah, it should also help any bruising you got during your fight earlier." replied Robin

After a few seconds of silence Robin realized that was the wrong thing to say. Lucina sank deeper into the water, feeling ashamed of her defeat.

"I- I mean- you- ah- um-" Robin stuttered "I mean he's just so much better than you- I mean-"

He knew he was just digging himself deeper into this hole. As he tried to find words that would help a loud youthful voice came from the changing room quickle getting louder as the source of the voice got closer.

"HOT-SPR-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-NG!" yelled a winged toga wearing child.

The winged kid made a running jump into the bath, splashing Robin and Lucina. He then began floating on his back still fully clothed.

"This feels SO good on my wings." he sighed.

Then a green haired woman slipped into the bath next to Lucina.

"Please excuse his behavior. He's very passionate about relaxation." said the green haired woman apologetically.

"Oh, it's fine." Lucina responded "But who are you?"

"I am Palutena, Goddess of Light. The angel over there is Pit, Captain of my personal army."

"That child commands an entire army!?" exclaimed Robin

Upon hearing this Pit stood up.

"Hey, I'm over 35!" he said defensively.

"Sure you are Pit." Palutena said dotingly

Her gaze returned to the couple "So you are newlyweds correct? What are your names."

"Oh! I'm Lucina and he's Robin." Lucina responded.

"How did you know we were newlyweds?" asked Robin.

"I am goddess. I see all and know all." Palutena answered.

Pit, who had to returned to floating on his back cut in. "She's lying, she just saw you two walk in the same room together."

"Pit?" asked Palutena.

"Yes Lady Palutena?" responded Pit.

"Be quiet." Palutena commanded.

Palutena made a motion with her hand and Pit teleported ten feet above the bath. He fell in making a large splash.

"So despite being a goddess you aren't omniscient?" asked Robin.

"I- uh- well no." Palutena avoided eye-contact for being caught in her lie.

"Well this has become awkward. Let's go Lucina." said Robin.

Lucina nodded in agreement and the two got out of the bath and wrapped their towels around themselves.

While Robin was changing back into his clothes he could hear Palutena yelling at Pit over giving her away.

"For a Goddess she doesn't seem entirely well behaved." Robin muttered to himself as he put on his boots.

He met up Lucina outside the changing rooms and they just began walking back to their room, making sure no one was watching them this time.


Authors Note:

Well this was fun to write.

I've decided there is not going to be any set schedule for when I update with new chapters. I'm just going to write them when I feel like it.

I'm not sure I really got down Pit and Palutena's relationship right. Oh well, I wedged them into the story like I wanted to. I think I may bring Rosalina back next chapter. Being my favorite Nintendo character I want her to be larger part of my story.