Note 1: Warning, MA rated content is ahead, the following material may be disturbing to viewers who are not okay with sex in general. 18+ viewers are recommended.

Time/place:

Link is on his way to the Death Mountain, right after his visit to Saria. Currently he is near Lon Lon Ranch.

Part 1:

Link: Ugh, were only half way there.

Navi: Only!? You make it sound like it's not a-lot Link.

Link: I know that, hey, do you know what the place is over there

*Link points to his left towards Lon Lon Ranch*

Navi: Nope.

Link: Let's go find out!

Navi: Alright.

*Link and Navi enters Lon Lon Ranch*

Link: Hmm, where's that whistling coming from?

Navi: Sounds like it's coming from that horse patch, inside the fence.

Link: Alright, let's check over there.

Navi: Hey Link, there seems to be plenty of wildlife here, I'll be back in a bit, I'm going to interact with the wildlife here.

Link: Alright, I'll be with whoever is whistling.

Link: I wonder what this place is anyway.

Link: Oh that's the gateway into the horse patch, and a sign on it.

*Link reads the sign*

Link: So that's what this place is, Lon Lon Ranch. I remember that girl from Hyrule Market town saying that she's from here.

Link: Oh, she does live here, she's right there. It sounds like she's the one whistling.

*Link starts running towards the girl*

Link: Hey! *Link waves his hand* Do you remember me?

?: Oh hi Grasshopper, wait, have you forgotten my name?

Link: Yes. *Link says with a guilty face turning downward*

Malon: You forgot already? *giggle* I told you at the Market, it's Malon.

Link: Oh, sorry. Hey, were you the one whistling?

Malon: Yup!

Link: You're a fantastic whistler Malon, I wish I could whistle as well as you.

Malon: Really? Its Epona's song, she really enjoys it.

*dum dum dum DUMMMMM LINK LEARNS EPONA'S SONG! XD*

Link: Where is Epona? I would like to see her.

Malon: She's actually really shy, but because you sang Epona's song with me, she's coming to us.

*points towards Epona*

*Epona keeps bothering Link to be petted*

Malon: *giggles* It seems she's taking a liking into you.

Link: Heh, yeah. So, how's it been since we last met?

Malon: Good, nothing much has happened though, what about you?

Link: It's been great actually! I've been sent on this "great" destiny, met the princess, scared the crap out of your dad, became the Skrub Lord (pun intended J), and I learned about something amazing with an old friend.

Malon: Sounds great Link! What did you learn?

Link: Well, I can't really describe it, only act on it. Would you like to what I learned with me? You won't regret it!

Malon: Sure Link!

Link: Alright, let's go to the barn.

Malon: Alright.

*Goes to the barn near the entrance of Lon Lon Ranch*

Link: Okay, so, first things first, this may sound awkward, but you need to take off your clothes first.

Malon: Er, alright *starts taking boots off*, my dad said I shouldn't be naked in front of anyone until I'm older.

Link: *starts taking boots off* Odd, I don't know why people say that, but as I've done that for plenty of time, I can safely say it's fine.

Malon: Alright. *start's taking pants and panties off*

Link: Whoa, yellow G-boxers with horses on them, I like it.

Malon: What are G-boxers?

Link: *takes belt off* It's the clothing you just took off.

Malon: Oh, you mean these? *shows panties* these are called "Panties", not "G-boxers".

Link: *starts taking shirt off* Oh, okay, well nice panties.

Malon: *starts taking dress off* Thanks.

*Link is now butt naked and putting all the clothing to the right of the door from which they entered from*

Link: No problem. Hey, what's that?

Malon: What's what?

Link: *points for bra* what is that?

Malon: That's called a Bra, daddy wanted me to start wearing them for some reason.

Link: Well that's an odd thing the wear.

Malon: Yeah, so now that we are both naked, what now?

Link: Okay, so, first, *points towards the back corner of the barn at a hay bale* go over there.

Malon: Now what?

Link: Now lay down, face up, feet towards me.

Malon: Like this?

Link: Right, now I'm going to have my face at your pee hole.

Malon: You mean a Vagina?

Link: Wow, they have names for everything, don't they?

Malon: Yup, pretty much.

Link: Alright. So now, my pee hole goes in your mouth, and you suck it. In the meantime, I use my mouth to lick and dig into your Vagina, but get ready, I will have to lay on you.

Malon: It's fine, I'm not sure about putting your pee hole in my mouth though, seems disgusting.

Link: its fine, my friend said it tasted good.

Malon: Alright.

*Malon sticks Links pee hole in her mouth, at the same time, Link started licking and sucking on Malon's Vagina*

Link: *moans* Wow, your Vagina tastes better, or just the same as Saria's Vagina!

Malon: *lightly moans* *stops sucking for a moment* Is Saria your friend? Nice name, and your pee hole tastes great by the way. *continues sucking*

Link: *moans louder than before* *starts jabbing tongue inside Malon's Vagina, and at the same time jabbing his pee hole in Malon's mouth faster* mmm so good.

*Malon's dad hears Link moan loudly and goes to find out what's going on secretly. Malon's dad proceeds to spy on them.*

Malon: I mph agree mphm.

Link: *moans loudly* *starts jabbing tongue in Malon's Vagina quickly, along with jabbing his pee hole in her mouth ferociously* mmm that feeling is happening again.

Malon: What mph feeling mphm?

Malon's dad (in his mind): I'm going to have a talk with Link when they are done

Link: I don't really know how to describe it except this "pumping" feeling.

Malon: *Moans* hmmmmphm.

Link: *moans loudly* *Link thrust's his pee hole into Malon's mouth hard and cums* few, wow *wipes forehead* that was amazing.

Malon: *Malon starts freaking out, then swallows most of the cum down* *moans loudly and cums because of what just happened* What is this stuff, it's white and kind of

sticky, kind of sweet tasting as well.

Link: *licks up all of Malon's cum* Don't know, it only happens after my pee hole gets sucked/moved forward and back into a person's Vagina, which is what's next, it's also the last thing I learned, feel like going for it?

Malon: Interesting, and sure, let's go for it.

Link: Okay, stay where you are, and widen your legs just a tad.

Malon: Like this?

Link: Perfect.

*link supports himself up in front of Malon and starts thrusting in her Vagina, causing Link and Malon to moan a bit*

Malon: WOW, I have no words to describe how amazing this feels.

Link: I know right!? *moans*

Malon: *moans loudly* mmmmmmm so good!

Link: *breaths heavily with mouth, and quickens thrusting pace*

Malon: *continues to moan loudly* Why didn't we go straight to this part!?

Link: Because Saria and I started with the sucking. *starts thrusting quickly*

Malon: *cums, Link doesn't realize she cums* *Moans very loudly* OH MY HORSES!

Link: *starts thrusting very quickly* *laughs a bit* that sounds funny.

Malon: *is offended* Hey! Don't laugh at me for what I say!

Link: Okay, sorry.

Malon: it's fine.

Link: Its happeniiiiinnnnnnggggg*Thrust's in 1 last time and cums, at the same time, yelling in pleasure, and falls right on Malon*

Malon: Wow, that was amazing Link, thank you for this experience. *yawn*

Link: *cuddles up on Malon asleep*

Malon: Your sleeper like my dad aren't you? *starts drifting* yup… *falls asleep*

1 hour later

It's been 1 hours since the 2 children had sex, and Malon is nowhere to be seen, with Malon's dad walking towards Link.

Link: *starts waking up* Huh, Malon? Where are you?

Malon's dad: Wake up, get dressed, we need to talk. Come inside my house when you are done getting dressed.

Link: Huh? Okay. *gets clothes on*

*Link goes into the house across the barn.*

Malon's dad: Take a seat on the couch Link.

*Link sits on the couch*

Link: Have I done anything wrong?

Malon's dad: No Link, although, I noticed that you had sex with my daughter.

Link: What's sex?

Malon's dad: it's what you 2 were doing in the barn an hour ago.

Link: Oh, am I in trouble for having sex?

Malon's dad: No, just asking you not to have it with her again, alright?

Link: Alright, I can do that.

Malon's dad: Alright, I'm taking a shower, you can leave.

What will happen next? Will Link leave to continue his quest? Or will he stay for unknown reasons? FIND OUT IN PART 2!

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