Note 1: Warning, MA rated content is ahead, the following material may be disturbing to viewers who are not okay with sex in general. 18+ viewers are recommended.

Parts 2:

Link: What's a shower?

Malon's dad: You don't know what a shower is?

Link: Nope, what is it?

Malon's dad: It's where you clean yourself.

Link: Never had one.

Malon's dad: Really, well how about you take a shower with me, so you can find out what a shower feels like?

Link: Sound great!

*the two people go to the upstairs shower, the biggest of the showers*

Link: So what do we do first in this "shower"?

Malon's dad: Well first we strip down to bare skin. *starts taking shoes and socks off*

Link: Alright, I can do that. *starts taking boots off*

Malon's dad: Alright, good. *starts taking pants off*

Link: *points towards shower* so is that the shower? *starts taking shirt off*

Malon's dad: *starts taking shirt off* yup, it is.

Link: Alright, I'm completely naked now.

*Malon's dad finishes off taking his clothes off, and puts both of there clothing that they were wearing to the left of the bathroom door.*

Malon's dad: Alright, now we get in the shower.

*link and Malon's dad get in the shower*

Malon's dad: Now we turn on the shower.

Link: Ahh! It's raining inside!

Malon's dad: Nope, it's supposed to do that *points towards where the water comes out* the water is actually coming out from there, pouting water on us, without the water, it would be harder to get clean.

Link: Oh, I see.

*Malon's dad explains to Link about soap and what you do with it, along with shampoo*

*Malon's dad hands Link a bar of soap*

Link: So I just rub this across my entire body?

Malon's dad: Yup.

Link: Alright.

(Hey there folks! Just letting you know, I'm going to skip the cleaning part. So just imagine link is cleaning himself while anything *winks* in this story happens. Alright? Good, BACK TO THE STORY! Also imagine moaning when the time is right, I don't like constantly typing in moans.)

Link: Aw great, my pee hole is stiff hard again.

Malon's dad: *looks to see what Link is talking about, and when he sees he starts getting hard* Oh, you mean a Penis?

Link: Oh, so a pee hole for boy is actually called a Penis?

Malon's dad: *continues to get harder* Hey could you help me wash my back?

Link: Sure! *starts scrubbing back.*

Malon's dad: *almost completely hard* Hey, after you are done scrubbing my back, how about I scrub yours?

Link: Sure, thanks.

*Link finish's up scrubbing his back*

Malon's dad: No problem. *is completely hard*

*Malon's dad quickly scrub's Link's back from how small it actually is.*

Malon's dad: *is as hard as possible* Hey, about when you and Malon had sex, did you know you can have sex with a man?

Link: Really, how, I don't see any holes you could do so with.

Malon's dad: Sure there is, it's called the butt *turns around and bends over to show*.

Link: Oh, alright. Is there a name for that as well?

Malon's dad: Yep, it's called anal sex.

Link: Could we try it?

Malon's dad: Sure, you want me to put my dick inside of you? Or your dick inside of me?

Link: What's a dick?

Malon's dad: *sigh* It's another name for your penis.

Link: Oh, I'll have you do the work.

Malon's dad: Alright, first, face the side bench, and bend over, then have your body lying on the shower bench to make an L shape towards me.

Link: Like this?

Malon's dad: Perfect, now since I have no lubricant, and can't use any shampoos or it would burn as hell later, on, this might hurt a bit, especially since I want to go fast, k?

Link: Alright, let's do this.

*Malon's dad shoves his dick in Link's butt.*

*immediately starts thrusting quickly.*

Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO MUCH!

Malon's dad: I know, give it a couple moments to actually feel good.

Link: It hurts, it hurts so much. *starts crying from pain.*

Malon's dad: Any moment now it should stop hurting, or stop hurting as much, and feel good.

*Link's pain slowly goes away*

*30 seconds later it's gone and starts feeling good*

Link: Hey the pain stopped! And I'm not sure what I like more, girl sex, or male sex!

Malon's dad: (in his mind: Man Link's so tight, I'm not sure I can last long) *starts thrusting very fast* you much you aren't sure if you are straight or gay?

Link: Yeah, I knew that, totally! Oh wait, that feeling is back.

Malon's dad: That feeling is your body nearing its point to Cumming.

Link: What Does "Cumming" mean?

Malon's dad: It's the process of cum being shot out, or oozing out from your dick.

Link: Oh, alright, well I'm close to Cumming, what about you?

Malon's dad: Same, I have been for a bit.

Link: Alright, annny moment now.

Malon's dad: I'M CUMMING!

*Link cums right after Malon*

Malon's dad: Alright, Lets finish cleaning up, and then you can leave if you want.

Link: Alright.

*Link and Malon's dad cleaned up, now currently Link is outside.*

*Navi comes back*

Navi: So how was it?

Link: Fantastic! Let's go to Death Mountain like we were supposed to now!

Navi: You even sound like you had a good time, alright, let's go!

Please give opinions, opinions would be lovely, however please make them constructive, as I don't want a "This is bad" without a reason why.

Link: I agree, nonconstructive opinions are for jerks, and everyone knows jerks are bullies. AND NO ONE LIKES A BULLY!