Chapter 1:
Our favorite meisters and their weapons were hanging out at Soul and Maka's apartment watching movies and playing games. they have school the next day but they decided that they want to try and be like normal kids and just hang around and have fun for one night. they werent really succeeding on being ' normal kids' though seeing as Blair kept transforming into a cat, soul kept passing out from nosebleeds, Blackstar was standing on a chair shouting how awesome he was and that he was going to surpass god, Patty was going crazy over the giraffe documentary that was playing on the tv sometimes she would giggle at how cute it was than she would start yelling on how much she wanted to break its neck, and Kid was crying over how asymmetrical the house was. Maka, Tsubaki, and Liz seemed to be the only normal ones...kinda. Maka was sitting on the couch reading a book and occasionally Maka-chopping soul with said book, Tsubaki was trying to get her meister off the chair but that wasn't working, and Liz was sitting at the table painting her nails. Blair suddenly jumped off the couch changing back into a human as she did. when she had jumped it made soul's attention snap to her...chest seeing as it moved from the force of the jump. soul passed out from a nosebleed and landed right in front of where she was walking. She tripped over soul and smacked into Kid who had finally gotten the poster that hung on the wall perfectly symmetrical. he had been trying to fix it for hours and apparently when Blair had stumbled into him he hit the poster causing it to go crooked again. As soon as Kid saw the poster he started sobbing.
"NO! the perfect symmetry! ruined." next thing you know he went oddly serious and slowly looked at Blair, who had picked herself up off the floor and was now currently smirking at the emotional shinigami. "you ruined the perfect symmetry you...you...YOU ASYMMETRICAL WITCH!" he yelled. everyone in the room froze and patty stopped giggling at her meister. Blair instantly got angry and stopped smirking. "what did you just call me?" she asked in a deadly voice. All the other occupants of the room saw that it was about to turn bad quick so they left the apartment. and started to run out of the building itself. i mean really you would have to be crazy to stay in a room with an angry OCD grim reaper and an angry cat that has a strong amount of power.
"i said you ruined the perfect symmetry with your body you asymmetrical witch." Kid answered her slowly with an even deadlier voice as he glared at her. this only made her angrier .
"you're going to regret calling me that." she told him right before she did her famous chant that usually means something bad "pum pumpkin pumpkin!" after she said those three words a bright light emitted from the young shinigami.