Konoha's army of TWO Chapter 4, a Naruto + Army of Two Crossover fanfic

"fire" normal
"FIRE" SHOUTING
"fire" thoughts/radio
"FIRE" SUMMONS/BIJUU/JUSTU

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( Council room a day later )

The council of Konoha is bustling with activity as all wondered what all of them were called here for while some guessed it was the two strangers that entered Konoha yesterday from what they heard. Before it could escalate the doors opened to see Minato, Kushina along with Tsunade and Jiraiya by his side walking into the room which became quite during their entrance.

Minato took his seat at the Hokage's seat while Tsunade and Jiraiya head to the side and Kushina took her seat as the Uzumaki seat next to Mikoto the last living female Uchiha since the massacre as she went to visit Kushina at the time as they waited for the meeting to start, clearing his throat Minato started

"Good morning to you all, I apologize for waking you all up around this time but the situation has called for it. As you all know that Team 7 came back from a successful mission in Wave." Here the civilian side perked up as they remember the last male Uchiha returning from said mission unlocking the SHARINGAN while thinking of ways to make sure he got together with Uzume to restore Konoha's standing.

"As you may have heard yesterday we have some unexpected people entering with Team 7 well I am here to address to you about them but be optimistic here because what I will say might confuse you and it might sound ridiculous but for all intense purposes it is all true."

Here the council got a confuse look on their faces but still kept quite, seeing this Minato continued on "Before we get to that you all remember the day 13 years ago that the nine tailed fox attacked Konoha and I manged to defeat it but what a majority of you didn't know was that during that time my wife Kushina already had a baby, our first born."

That statement shocked the people there sans a few who knew about it but before anyone could say a word, Minato put his hand up signaling to be quite as he continued on

"You see during the time of his birth a portal opened up after I have defeated the Kyuubi and it took my son into it, seeing that I could not do anything I had to keep it quite until Uzume was born as at the time I did not want anyone to know about it and sad to say after a few years I have lost hope of finding my lost son until now because during the mission to Wave the Team have an unexpected help which in this case was my son along with his adopted brother and they have brought them back to Konoha."

After that ended the council talk in mummers as they heard that the Hokage's lost son has return, the shinobi side wondered on what this could mean for Konoha while the civilians thought of ways to have the Uzumaki-Namikaze fortune, the advisers and Danzo were glad that the Jinchuriki is back and they planned for them as they thought in their minds that he was a child who might be confuse that they could exploit in their favor.

"*Ahem* Aside from that it seems that my son was brought to another world at the time and when he returned he was at least a full grown man but I would say action speaks louder than words so here they are Master Chief Petty Officer Simon Riley, Officer 1ST Class Naruto Riley enter."

Everyone there turn to the doors as they opened up and then two figures walked in and the people there were surprise to see two well dress men marching towards the center of the room before stopping. The people there look at the two closely as the two then salute to the Hokage who acknowledge it before they relax and put their hats on their arms showing off their faces but what shocked the people there was that one of them looked exactly like the Hokage furthering that what Minato said was true.

Minato on the other hand was slightly proud looking at what his son was wearing since he saw it earlier and was told this was their formal uniform meant for special occasions. ( Navy blue dress uniform )

Seeing this Danzo had to spoke up since now he was not looking at a child but a man who he along with the shinobi side can see has seen war itself "Hokage-sama not that I doubt that he could be your son seeing his looks but are you sure it is him."

Minato notice what he was going for so he countered "Yes it is him as he has give his blood for test who was then checked by Tsunade, do you doubt her skills Danzo."

Seeing that Danzo back off grumbling a bit Minato couldn't help but smirked on the inside as he then return to the council saying "Now before I was interrupted I would all of you to meet Master Chief Petty Officer Simon Riley and Officer 1ST Class Naruto Riley or in this case Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze."

It was then the two mercenaries started their story on how they got here and what happen after, cutting out their meeting with Infinity as they did not want to sound too crazy and when their tale ended a vary degrees of emotions were on the faces of the council from intrigue to skeptical and after a few moments of silence Shika then spoke up

"Troublesome you got one hell of a family reunion Hokage-sama but I would like to know a little more if you would?"

Seeing not too much harm the two managed to answer as much as possible while not revealing too much about certain stuff, the talked continued on for a bit until Danzo interjected.

"Seeing this development I would asked that you hand over your weapons for our research for the benefit of Konoha."

The two mercs look at the mummified person as though he had grown a second head for a few moments before both of them flat out said "No"

That ticked of Danzo a bit as he retorted "Listen here, you are within our walls and so you are under our jurisdiction so what you have are own by Konoha and by extension this council so you will give up your weapons or else."

The way Danzo said it caused some of the people to glare at him but for the most part the two mercs didn't even looked fazed at him before Naruto answered "Well well what do we have here a real life mummy hell he even moans like one."

That startled the council a little at what Naruto said before it was continued on by Simon "Hey don't be so disrespectful I mean it was probably him releasing some pent up tension as he was passing wind and I got to say *phew* what the hell did you eat old man garlic caused you are stinking up the joint."

The shinobi side started chuckling at how the two were disrespecting Danzo who was infuriated as he shouted "YOU DARE INSULT ME YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN CHILDREN NOW I DEMAND THAT YOU..."

*BANG* *BANG*

Was all Danzo could say before two shots rang out surprising the people there especially Danzo as the wall behind him had two holes narrowly missing his head by a few inches. Everyone turn to see the two mercs with their pistols drawn and placed in a way it looked like a T shape, it then created a tense silence for a few moments before Naruto spoke up first.

"We may be children in your eyes but to us."

"You are nothing more than and old fart smelling like new shit." Said Simon

"You demand of us now that is cute."

"Because from we are standing you are nothing more than beggars."

"Calling yourself strong with nothing to show for."

"While we fight everyday of our lives to the day we die."

"We have seen the devastation of what our weapons can do."

"And we will not let incompetent fools like you have what we have."

"For in our eyes you are nothing more than a warmonger so head our warning."

"For if you cross us or doing something we do not like."

"Then be prepared to face our fury for we will not stand down."

"We will not back down."

"And should we fall in battle."

"We will sure to take you down into hell with us."

"So go ahead and try us."

"If you dare."

The whole council was silence once more as the people there were slightly scared to move a muscle because on how the two mercs said what they said earlier and Danzo was about to retort before a stern glare form Minato stopped him from saying anything else as he then return to the two trying to calm them down "Okay I think he got the message so if you two would put your weapons down please."

The two held their gaze at Danzo for a while longer before holstering their weapons which made the crowd sigh in relief before they continued on their discussion which lasted for a while.

( Some time later )

"I must say you two sure made one hell of an impression especially towards the one eyed crippled back there." Said a somewhat grinning Jiraiya as he along with Minato were now talking with the two mercs in a bar after the meeting was over, Kushina wasn't with them as she wanted to prepare dinner for tonight along with Mikoto as she along with some of the clan heads wanted to see how they were like so they agree to have dinner at the Uzumaki-Namikaze resident.

"Well what can we say we have a sensitive nose that smelled bullshit a mile away and that old fart was reaking off it." Said Simon as he took another swing of sake.

"By the way why did you let idiots like them be your advisers anyway?" Asked Naruto.

Minato took another drink and sigh saying "Well they have been there since the third Hokage and two of them were his teammates while the one you shot was his training buddy when they were starting out."

"If you ask me the longer they stay the worse it gets, that's why back where we are from you have to retire after at least 20 years of service unless you have a serious reason to do so because hanging on for so long makes a few people grumpy because they hate to adapt." Stated Naruto

The conversation further a bit before a shout was heard, all of them turn to see the black haired red eye beauty the two mercs met back when they first got here and she was being harass by three men looking like they were drunk while they were fingering their kunais.

Simon and Naruto look at each other for a moment before they started doing rock paper scissors with Simon beating him with a rock to scissors making Naruto groan a bit as he got up and walked towards the woman. Simon turn to look at Minato and Jiraiya looking at him weirdly before he shrugged and said "Stuff like this happens all the time we're in a bar so we have a system in doing so."

The two men sweatdrop before Minato said "Which is rock paper scissors." all he got was a shrugged before Simon grab his sake as a body suddenly crash onto the table they were using startling the two shinobi there as Simon calmly drank his sake.

( With Naruto )

"What the hell you think you're doing!" Shouted one of the men as he just saw his friend being thrown by a blond foreigner in what look like a blue uniform.

Naruto just raised an eyebrow before shaking his head saying "What I'm doing is making sure you numbnuts don't do something stupid and most likely regret."

"Hah who do you think you are you should know that you don't mess with us and besides the way she dress met she was asking for it." Said numbnut number two.

Naruto couldn't help but shake his head at the stupidity of these two and before he could say anything else he was suddenly grab from behind in a Heimlich maneuver on him startling him for a bit but he quickly countered as he twisted on of the guy's arm forcing him to loosen the grip which Naruto capitalized by quickly going behind him and did a German suplex which resulted in a sickening thud making the people there wince at it.

The two men tried to help out their friend as Naruto quickly recovered, one of them threw a straight right which Naruto easily deflected with his right hand while side stepping before he delivered a punch right at the guy's elbow. The result was a crack sound from the guy's elbow as Naruto's punch broke it sending him a brutal amount of pain as the guy scream but Naruto wasn't done as he punch the guy in the liver before he deflected a punch from the other guy which resulted in him being sent to the bar table.

Naruto returned to the guy with the broken arm as he did a roundhouse heel kick sending him to the ground, he then quickly duck underneath a swing from the guy he suplex after he got up, the guy turned and tried to take another shot at Naruto as he missed wildly with his swing as Naruto ducked one more time but he sent his fist right at the guys stomach causing him to double over and Naruto quickly put his arm on the back of his neck and suplex him once more.

One of the guy Naruto sent to the bar table quickly got to him and tried to stomp him but Naruto spin his body causing the guy to missed before he was brought to his knees as Naruto's legs hook one of his bringing him to his level before he kick the guys face. The two quickly got up and the guy tried to charge in once more but Naruto wasn't having any of that as he strike the guy's throat stunning him a bit before he spun around the guy and then hook his arm on his neck while bending down his body using it as a fulcrum to throw the guy back to the bar table knocking him for good.

After that the bar was silent as the saw a one sided fight between the blond foreigner against three guys while Naruto just walked up to the brunette and ask "You all right."

Kurenai on the other hand was slightly stunned at what happen earlier but snapped out of it Naruto asked if she was all right which she nodded to saying "Thanks"

"Don't mention it mom always told me to respect women well unless they're trying to kill me."

Curious Kurenai was about to asked when Simon walked up and tapped Naruto shoulders "Hey lil bro hurry up we got to get back to help out for the dinner party tonight Minato and Jiraiya already head back first."

A little miffed Naruto retorted "Fine I'm coming well sorry pretty lady duty calls."

Kurenai blush slightly at how Naruto said it but she shook her head before going back to her house as she prepare for the dinner party the Namikaze was holding since she was one of Kushina's students before a thought entered her mind "Wait didn't the other guy said the Hokage's name." After a while she decided to not make anything out of it as she was getting a mild headache as she head to her home.

( At the Namikaze residents backyard night time )

The dinner was starting up to be good as all of the clan heads along with some family friends were all there talking to Kushina and Minato while the kids hang out with each other though missing the two mercs which Hiashi notice as he asked "Where is your son and his adopted brother anyway I don't see them anywhere."

Kushina answered "Well when they got back they went to train in our training chambers since they couldn't use the backyard and last I heard they went to the hotsprings for a bit I think they should be done by now." and as if on que the doors open up and everyone there turn to see the two mercs walking out from the house, the both of them were wearing a normal white shirt with a picture of an eagle anchor and a flintlock pistol along with blue jeans.

But what intrigue the people there was that the two of them were carrying some kind of container between them and a briefcase on top of it before they put it to the side. The two look around them for a bit before Naruto quipped "What you all started without us I'm hurt."

Simon chuckle at his antics a little which a majority of the people mimicked before they took the briefcase down and opened up the container and the two took out what look like drinks and they passed it around.

"Here soda for the kids and beer for the adults." Simon said as he passed the drinks around.

The people there took the drinks and look at it curiously before they opened it up and started drinking, the reaction was funny to the two mercs as they saw the kids had wide eyes while the adults held a refreshing sigh after drinking the beer.

"Mmmmm I must say this is quite something what is it anyway?" Asked Inochi as he never had something like this before.

"Corona best damn beer ever and the ones the kids are having is called Cola, from where we come from we had a lot of different kinds of drinks alcohol included. Whoever that brought us here sure know it's taste I mean it even brought my vintage 1866 wine bottle I raided from a drug lord a few years back." Simon answered.

"Why would you steal wine?." Asked a curious Jiraiya.

Naruto answered "Because where we come from stuff like this can and will cost a hefty sum because of its heritage or that its is rare beyond means, I'll spare you the details why but lets just say that bottle from our world cost at least 22,000$ easy."

That shocked the people there as they never thought a bottle could cost so much and Tsunade summed it up to one word "Wow"

The two mercs nodded as they sat casually while drinking their beer until Ino notice something that Naruto was carrying which she recognized as a guitar so she asked out loud "Hey why did you bring that out?"

It was then the people there notice the guitar Naruto was holding who smiled for a bit before answering "Well I thought that it might get boring a little, thought it might make for some good entertainment you wanna hear it." His answer was a nod from Ino while some of the people crowded there as Naruto prep his guitar tuning it for a bit before he started

( Desperado by Antonio Banderas Original )

( Opening guitar theme )

The people there were slightly tapping to the beat of the music including Kurenai who just then was told that the guy who save her earlier was her sensei's son which shock her for a bit as she heard the blond sing.

Soy un hombre muy honrado,
que me gusta lo mejor,
las mujeres no me faltan ni el dinero ni el
amor.
jineteando en mi caballo,
por la sierra yo me voy,
las estrellas y la luna ellas me dicen
donde voy.

Ay ay ay ay,
ay ay mi amor,
ay mi morena
de mi corazón.

Though not knowing the meaning of the language the people couldn't help but feel entrap by the music and Naruto's singing none more so than Kurenai who had a healthy blush on her face who was being teased by her best friend Anko who was also invited.

Me gusta tocar guitarra,
me gusta cantar en sol,
el mariachi me acompaña,
cuando canto mi canción.

Me gusta tomar mis copas,
aguardiente es lo mejor,
tambien el tequila blanco con su sal le da
sabor.

Ay ay ay ay,
ay ay mi amor,
ay mi morena
de mi corazón.

It then got to the other girls and some of the older woman as they saw how Naruto played the guitar and sung his heart out and most of them have blushes on their faces while the more outgoing ones had a predatory grins on their faces

Me gusta tocar guitarra,
me gusta cantar en sol,
el mariachi me acompaña,
cuando canto mi canción.

Me gusta tomar mis copas,
aguardiente es lo mejor,
también el tequila blanco con su sal le da
sabor.

Ay ay ay ay,
ay ay mi amor,
ay mi morena
de mi corazón.

( Closing guitar )

( End )

After that the crowd clapped at Naruto's performance as he took a bowed to the crowed as he playfully kissed the crowd before looking to his left and saw that Simon managed to fix up the portable DJ player they have ( Think of the one that the girl use from step up three at the start of the movie )

Simon grin at Naruto before saying out " Hey lil bro how about an encore for the crowd."

"Funny now its your turn and I know just the song." Said Naruto while Simon just shrugged as he and Naruto switch places.

Curious about the machine Kushina had to ask "Ummm what is that thing Simon-san?"

Realizing what she meant Simon said "Oh that's a portable DJ player we bought a few years back, what it does is play music but you can alter it to your liking and made a whole new thing come out of there and it only needs one person to operate it so its like a one man band of sorts."

That really made Kushina wide eyed with some of the people there as they just realized how advance Simon's world was if they could make stuff like this though they were curious about the grin that was on Naruto's face as he started playing the music.

( Whistle by Flo Rida )

When the music started with a whistle Simon couldn't help but roll his eyes at Naruto before he started

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go

The crowd was slightly shock at how good Simon sang as the people felt a little relax by the music with a certain Uchiha matriarch having a tint of pink on her face

(Look) I'm betting you like people
And I'm betting you love freak mode
And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet you I'm guilty your honor
That's just how we live in my genre
Who in the hell done paved the road wider?
There's only one flo, and one rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull a damn hamstring
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer

The female there started to have a healthy blushes for the big brother too looking at how they managed to sing like that along with their bodies which stated to show on their tight white shirts showing off their muscles.

Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shawty don't leave a note
She can get any by the low
Told me she's not a pro
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, 'cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come up in part clothes
Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch, you got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out a candle
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it

Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

Go girl you can twerk it
Let me see you whistle while you work it
I'mma lay it back, don't stop it
'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me
Now, shawty let that whistle blow-oh, oh oh
Yeah, baby let that whistle blow-oh oh!

Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby

( End Song )

Now it was Simon's turn to get the applause from the crowd as he took a bow before walking towards the cooler to take another beer out and drinking it while Naruto hit some of their playlist.

"Well I must say that was quite something." Said a voice next to him, he turn to see Mikoto sitting next to him and he couldn't help but mentally whistle at the black kimono she was wearing that showed off her body greatly while tying her hair into a bun.

"Hey when you've been on a ship for a couple of months you tend to find something to entertain yourself and it turns out me and lil bro over there have a love for music." Answered Simon as he looked at Naruto who was flirting with Kurenai who was blushing up a storm before continuing on "So what's a pretty little thing like you hanging around me for?"

"I thought you might enjoy the company." Answered Mikoto with a tint of pink on her face.

"You thought true but you sure it wasn't you the one feeling lonely."

Mikoto had to smirk at Simon's open display of flirting which is somehow working in her mind but she decided to make it slightly hard for him to get what he wants as she cheekily answered "Ohh are you trying to flirt with me Simon, I remembered that Kushina told me that you're engage to somebody already ready to cheat on your soon to be wife."

But instead of a nervous reaction she was hoping for Simon instead gave her an amused look which confuse her before he answered "You know you are talking to the guy who has slept with people of the opposite sex trying to kill him on more than a few occasions but other than that my fiance is even funnier as she has married divorce and remarry two more times to the same person and before meeting me she even went on a few dates with her employer at the time. Other than that she's not here at the moment so I'm fair game for now."

He then lean in to Mikoto's ear continuing on in a whisper "So care to dance with me my angel." before blowing gently on her ear causing her to jump slightly at the contact with a furious blush on her face as she tried to glare at the mercenary with all her might but failing to do so which resulted to huff while Simon chuckle at her misfortune.

They continued on for a bit with some witty banter that kept Mikoto sputtering nonsense and such until it was time for the guest to leave with Sasuke slightly glaring at Simon which made him smirked at the kid. After the clean up the Uzumaki-Namaikaze along with Simon went to bed for the night.

( Next morning )

Morning came quick at the Namikaze resident as the family woke up with Kushina cooking in the kitchen and Minato reading a newspaper at the table. After a while the patter of feet was heard and down came Uzume once she smelled Kushina's cooking and she got up to the chair with her happy go lucky look on her face with her fork at the ready.

She then look around for a bit and notice her brother and Simon wasn't at the table so she asked "Hey where is nii-chan?"

The two adults look at her for a bit and she got her answer as some more walking sounds was heard and the three look towards the sound. Only for the two adults to have their jaws dropped with the female members having a blush on their faces as they saw the two brothers shirtless showing of their impressive muscles making their body looked like they have been carve out of stone and the scars they got didn't help either.

Minato on the other hand had a slight jealous look on his face as he saw the two being more ripped than him when he was at that age as a small raincloud appear on his head.

"Morning." Said the two as they stretch their bodies for a bit making their muscles flex causing the girls to blush once more and Minato cursing them slightly for their bodies until he notice a picture of a tail on his son's waist he realized what it was before he shouted out "You have a tattoo!."

The two females then notice the tail tattoo on his waist which looked like a fox's tail to them but that didn't matter to Kushina as she went into mother mode and grabbed Naruto by the ear and twisted it as she shouted "What is the meaning of this young man why do you have a tattoo."

"Owowowowow its a right of passage mom me and the rest of my former team did it too ask Simon."

The three look at Simon who was eating his part of breakfast just nodded as he turn around to let the see his tattoo.

His tattoo was that of a picture of a skeleton like thing wearing a black armor sitting on a throne made of bones with one of his hand holding a skull with what look like red liquid flowing down from the eye sockets, on the bottom of the throne were two black dogs with blood red eyes and two scythes were stabbed beside the throne it looked both scary and cool in their opinion except for Kushina who still had Naruto's ear in her grasp as she forcefully turned him around to see his.

Naruto's was a little more simple than Simon's as his was that of a fox with nine tails flowing out with one of the tails flowing out to the front of his body though the face was slightly unnerving as the grin on its face looked like it was about to play with its food before killing it.

It was then a voice came out surprising the people there "Hey don't be like that let the kid live a little."

Everyone there turn to the voice to see Infinity sitting on the couch with what looked like a humorous expression on his face. Simon who was about to throw his bowl had to ask "What are you doing here?"

Infinity made a folder appeared and toss it onto a table confusing the people for a bit before he elaborated "Your first job, there was a disturbance that happen yesterday, a dimension gap and from what I gather was four unknowns in a village at least a four day travel by foot I want you guys to check it out."

The two mercs look at the folder for a bit before nodding and was about to gear up when Minato spoke up "Wait I know this village yeah it was in one of the mission sent to us because bandits started raiding them, I was about to send some chunin in to help but since you guys are also going there how about you guys go together."

The two mercs contemplated for a bit before agreeing to it as Simon said "OK then tell whoever you are choosing to meet us at the gates at noon we'll head out then."

Minato nodded while Kushina had a worried look on her face but she shook it off as her son could take care of himself, Infinity nodded for a bit before he disappear leaving the five to finish their breakfast and the two mercs then got ready for their next big adventure.

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Cut that's a wrap, All right hope you like this chapter and for those who might ask about the SimonxMikoto I thought it'll be good drama when the fiance meet them so Rate and review Ja ne