AN:IT SEEM THAT LARA HAZ FOUND THIS STORY AND H8ED ON IT. WEL I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING! FUCK U LAURA!
"so peridog, where is the malakit?" i inquired sexily.
"she is go. now kissle me." she ansered in the flurtyest ton pawsible. (GET IT PAW-SIBLE HAHA)
"wat" i was confused by her str8forwardness, considering how gay she was.
"you herd me emerald. fuse with me an we wil rul the worlb and mak yelling diamond proud!"
"ok." emer replayed.
so we fuzed. i danced a swet lolita balet in my sparkly emerald dress and perismol, not knoing how to danse, folowed my perfect exampl. the lit of the fusin shon so brit that malakit sawed it and felt its warmth. and i was part of peridot. our gem was floorite, and we sat ther, underwater, raisin our middl fingerz to the haterz.
that remines me, i forgot to tel yu wat the fusion luked lik! it hadfloinng gorge hare and a sparkl green onesie. on top of that was a lolita dress and we wer mor perf than garnet. we even had only 2 eyes!
and we dansed. we danced in the glory of the fusin and yelled "FUCK YOULAURA" and laffed and ate candy and lukked up at the sky. we would nevr leve. the ocen waz oru homr! and the clustr could wait. :3
AN:PLZ LEV GOOD RREVIEWS! NO CISHET HATER OPPRESSION ALLOWED! FUCK UUU (NOT THE SPACE TRAVEL COMPANY. STEVEN IS AWESOME UWU)!