An: Sorry for not updating last week. Anyway there's a one-week time skip in this chapter. I'll go over what exactly happened later. Happy Halloween!

One week ago, they decided to split up and find their charges, then contact each other again using a private chatroom Allen set up for them.

Pinky and Stripper have logged in.

Pinky: What the hell is with this stupid username!? Why can't I change it!?

Stripper: What are you complaining about, you are pink. I'm the one who should be complaining, I'm not that bad!

Pinky: My hair's not pink, it's strawberry blond! And I bet you're naked right now, Ice Princess!

Red Monster and Busty Cheerleader have logged in.

BC: Grey, you're naked almost constantly, and Natsu your hair is pink. So shut up already! (Somehow, her glare passed through the screens so Natsu and Grey could feel it.)

Stripper: Aye

Pinky: Aye Aye

RM: "Red Monster" huh, not bad. I'll have to thank Allen for the name next time we see him.

She likes her name!? Were the collective thoughts of Natsu, Grey, and Lucy while they were sweat dropping.

Chibi Wind Princess, Crazy Water Fangirl, and Gajeel Redfox have logged in.

BC: How come Gajeel is the only one who got his actual name!?

Gajeel: Gahahaha! Your names are ridiculous!

CWP: Should I be flattered or not? I don't know what to do! *doom is radiating off her so badly, they can feel it on the other side of the world*

CWF: Juvia's not a fangirl, is she? Grey-sama!?

Gajeel: Ha! These names totally fit all of you people!

RM: We can talk about our names later, right now we should get down to business. How did your charges react to you guys?

BC: Don't remind me. That midget won't stop yelling about how "extreme" it is to have a foreign exchange student stay at his house.

Stripper: My guy's pops is really suspicious. He's obviously trained in some way of fighting, and yet he doesn't let his son know anything about it. So my guess is that he wasn't trained in any competitive sport.

CWP: My charge is... A little annoying.

BC: Don't lie, he's the brattiest brat I have ever seen, well, heard about, and Carla agrees with me.

Stripper: Wait, the cat can talk to you? I thought only the kids could relay information.

BC: Not really. You know they can share thoughts and information both ways right? That means the cats can read and spell, so I had Carla type down what she wanted to say on the keyboard.

Stripper: That's good to know.

CWP: Back to the matters of my charge, he's okay, and Carla is helping me teach him to grow up a little.

Gajeel: Hmph, the stupid people at my brat's mansion were clueless about his mother's condition, until they finally got a clue when I got her medical records. Other than that, the brat's fine.

CWF: Juvia finally found her second charge and helped him and his friends escape from that vile place. When Juvia told him about our circumstances, he reacted just like Allen said he would. He's actually spying on our conversation right now.

BC: Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that he was suppose to be let in the chat room until he turns 13, even if he was allowed to know about the truth already.

CWF: That's why I said he was spying.

BC: Oh, okay.

RM: Natsu I know you're still there, so report on your charge already

Pinky: 3 words. He's a wimp.

RM: That's not a report.

Pinky: Fine, I'm working on making sure he's not a total clutz, and so far I've gotten him to stop tripping on air, stutter, and screech when startled. But, I can't do anything about his grades, social skills, or flinching, so I had Happy work on that.

BC: Are you stupid!? The only thing Happy can do about that stuff is the flinching, because he's too used to being a cat not a human! Happy doesn't know academics or social skills either! Hmph, I'll work on his social skills.

RM: I can work on his academics if you attend the lessons as well, Natsu. Anyway, my charge hasn't stopped trying to kill me yet, since, apparently, I'm the only "carnivore" in the vicinity, though we did clear the issue on my hair.

BC: Oh well, I need to go to bed, apparently this house has a curfew. Goodnight.

CWP: Wah! Me too! Goodnight everyone.

Busty Cheerleader and Chibi Wind Princess have logged out.

RM: Sleep sounds like a good idea, goodnight everyone.

Pinky: Goodnight.

Stripper: 'Night

CWF: Juvia wishes you all a goodnight.

Gajeel: 'Night scumbags.

Red Monster, Pinky, Stripper, Crazy Water Fangirl, and Gajeel Redfox have logged out.

Allen: It seems everything is going according to the plan.

?: So it would seem.

Allen and ? have logged out.

AN: So, who do you think the mysterious person is? It shall forever be a mystery to me and you. Oh well, sorry for the late update.

Lazy Author with writers block- Not quite, the cats are partners for everyone except Erza, except (sort of like with Byakuran) they can share thoughts and knowledge with their human counterparts and vice versa. Btw Lucy got Carla the cat, Juvia got Happy the cat, and Grey got Panther Lily the cat. Thanks for guessing though.