Hey everybody I'm back with a new chapter of "Thief of the Streets" and I know I may be moving a bit fast but I really want to get to the gennin exams so that I can get to the teams No mizuki because Naruto knows shadow clones and he knows about the Kyuubi. (He screwed up trying to do the bunshin) IT'S MY STORY
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CHAPTER 2: Stacked Team
Over the past 5 years Naruto and Sasuke had become stronger then everybody in their class but Naruto tended to screw up on purpose because he knew that the dead last and the Rookie of the year would be paired together so he flunked most of his test to put him at the bottom.
They also knew that since Sakura was the top kunoichi of the year they would all be together so they tried their best to become friends.
As it turns out Sakura was an orphan because her parents had died during the Kyuubi attack and she had been living at the orphanage for a while but she didn't have a lot of friends there so they asked her if she wanted to live with them.
They told her that she lived in the slums in an old tobacco factory but she didn't care and she soon became good friends with everyone.
She had a lot of knowledge on genjutsu so she cast illusions all over their house.
She was a good cook so everyone let her make dinner and breakfast but she wasn't there for lunch so they had to manage themselves then.
In class Naruto and Sasuke acted like they hated each other and Sakura was a devoted Sasuke worshiper. Naruto was lazy, emotionless, and didn't talk much. Sasuke was a brooding avenger with a stick up his ass
Naruto wore a pair of black goggles, a blood red T-shirt with a white dragon pattern that spread out across his shirt, black anbu pants, and black ninja sandals. His ninja pouch was on his right pant leg and he had a tattoo of a fox on his right shoulder. The fox was yellow-red with bright blue eyes and a black spinal cord design on its fur. His tail wrapped around his arm and ended in a black tip. (If you don't know why I chose a fox then stop reading.) He had a scar under his right eye that ended at his jaw. On his hands were various cuts and calluses.
Sakura was wearing a white dress with black cherry blossoms at the bottom and a red ribbon around her waist. She was wearing black tights under her dress and white flats. On her arm was a red bull with pure white horns and dark green eyes. Bulls symbolize anger and hostility. (Inner Sakura)
Over the years they had each tested their affinities and taken up a skill.
Sakura had an earth and water affinity and she had taken up genjutsu plus a small amount of medical knowledge.
Sasuke had fire and lightning. He wanted to be a ninjutsu specialist so he trained with his sharingan and soon got three tomoes.
Naruto had wind and fire. He trained in fuinjutsu and taijutsu so he was mostly a close ranged fighter but he also liked to capture enemies in barriers. He had made some gravity seals and applied them to Sakura and Sasuke as well as himself.
The three of them had made their goal finding Tsunade so that they could help Hotaru. Akako had been trying her best to keep her alive but she could only do so much and Hotaru and gotten worse over the years. She tried to stay positive but Hotaru had barely a year left before she would die. Even Hotaru knew she was going to die but she still tried her best keep smiling. Everyone was reading medical books to see if they could help but so far nobody had found anything that could be used.
Tsunade had more experience than them so if anyone could help her it would be Tsunade.
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"Settle down everyone class is starting" yelled Iruka. When nobody seemed to listen Iruka got Pissed and yelled "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN" now that he had everyone's attention Iruka smiled and said "Good now today is the graduation exam so I hoped everyone Studied. The first part is a written exam so come up here and get your test."
Naruto made sure to get the minimal passing score and passed in his test and handed it in. The test was very simple but we can't have the dead last getting 100.
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Ok everyone it's time for the spar and then we'll go into kunai and shuriken throwing.
When Naruto got called up he had to fight Sasuke so Iruka explained the rules.
"You must stay in the ring for at least three minutes. No weapons, jutsu, or crippling attacks. Hajime"
As soon as Iruka jumped back both boy's rushed at each other. Naruto was the first to attack with a right hook but Sasuke ducked under the hit and swiped Naruto's feet out. While Naruto fell he twisted his body so that he would land on his hands and did a handspring. Without giving him time to recover Sasuke lunged forward trying to deliver a drop kick on Naruto's stomach. Naruto jumped into the air and tried to axe kick Sasuke's shoulder but at the last second Sasuke jumped out of the way and pushed Naruto out of the ring.
"Stop, the winner is Sasuke. Naruto has been in the ring for three minutes and seven seconds, therefore he passes."
Naruto brushed himself off and walked over to the other classmates.
"Next Sakura Haruno and Dan Casserole, (Not an important character so I don't care what his name is) the rules are the same as the last fight. Hajime" as soon as he said go Sakura ran forward and delivered a hard punch to Dan's stomach knocking him out of the ring."
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"Ok the rules are you have five kunai and five shuriken. Three of each must hit the target but one must hit a bull's eye, first up Uchiha Sasuke."
Sasuke stepped up to the target and grabbed all ten of the weapons at once. He threw them all with deadly accuracy and each of them hit a bull's eye. "Perfect score Sasuke. Congratulations you pass, next up Uzumaki Naruto."
When Naruto grabbed his weapons he threw them as if he didn't care where they ended up and he got a bull's eye with a shuriken and kunai, but all the others landed on the spot closest to the edge except two shuriken and two kunai. "You pass Naruto but just barely." Iruka mumbled. (Half hour later) "Lastly Sakura Haruno, come and get you shuriken." Sakura picked up a handful of shuriken and each landed on target. Then she picked up her kunai and four got a bull's eye but one didn't hit the target. "Great job Sakura. We will now go inside for the final test. To pass the last test you must successfully perform a henge, a kawarami, and three bunshin.
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When Naruto was called up to perform the jutsu he first did a henge of Iruka, then he kawaramied with a chair but when the bunshin came up Naruto asked Iruka. "Does it matter what kind of bunshin I use" "No not at all Naruto," Answered Iruka. "Kage bunshin no jutsu" yelled Naruto as five copies of himself appeared. Iruka was dumbfounded how the dead last could know a kinjutsu was beyond him. "You pass congratulations Naruto" said Iruka whose jaw was still hanging open.
Naruto went up to grab his hitaie and left to meet Sasuke and Sakura.
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When Naruto got home he Sasuke and Sakura started dancing and shouting. "Who-hoo look who's a gennin" stepping into the kitchen they saw each of their friends in front of a large cake that had congratulations written on the front. "Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura each smiled as they went to have fun with their friends.
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The next morning the three of them each woke up and got ready for the day. Each was wearing the same thing that they wore yesterday except Sakura. Sakura changed everything except the dress and shoes. The dress was replaced by a shirt that looked exactly the same except the shirt was black with white cherry blossoms. The shoes were substituted for black running sneakers that seemed to blend with the tights. She was also wearing a blue crystal necklace. On her head was the hitaie except the backing was white. Next to her ninja pouch was a black case filled with poison needles and various poisons.
Sasuke's hitaie had a red backing and the genjutsu that was used to cover the scars had been removed now because he was an official ninja. On his back was a dark red long bow and a set of white. On the bow were different seals and he was wearing a red earring.
Naruto was wearing a hitaie with a black backing but the metal had been dyed white. On his back was an executioner's blade. It was red with a white fox running up the blade and its handle was white. On the blade were various seals and it was sheathed in a red case. He had a silver tongue piercing and a red crystal ring.
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When they got to class everyone immediately started at the three of them walking together. No one paid attention to the new outfits and jewelry, just the fact that they were talking and smiling together as if they were friends.
Iruka walked into the room and gave a lecture on what it means to be a shinobi and then he called out the teams.
"Team ten is Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji. Team eight is Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino. Team seven is Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto. Congratulations everybody Team seven's sensei is Hatake Kakashi, Team eight's sensei is Yuhi Kurenai, and team ten's sensei is Sarutobi Asuma.
While he had been announcing the team placements Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke had been using Anbu hand signs to tell each other what they thought of the teams.
"Team ten is obviously a recreation of the ino-shika-cho formation, team eight is a tracking team, but I don't know what our team is supposed to be. It might just be either a heavy hitter team like the sannin or we could be the leftovers that no one found a place for."
"I think that Sakura's right Sasuke-teme. About the first part, they would never put the 'last Uchiha' on a team of leftovers so were probably going to be an all around team."
"I just hope our sensei's not a lazy pervert who has no regard for time" signed Sakura.
Naruto and Sasuke both nodded because they knew that they could never work well with someone like that.
Everyone became quiet when a bunch of people walked into the room.
"Hey I'm Shiranui Genma, here for team six." I'm Gekko Hayate, here for team five" etc…. As the list went on everybody had left the room. All except team 7 that is.
"When I get my hands on him I'm gonna…" mumbled Sakura as she continued to sort through her dark thoughts.
After about two hours of waiting Naruto decided he had had enough and picked up a flower pot by the window. Then he pulled some paint pellets from one of the many pockets of his pants rigging them to shoot at the door the moment it was opened. Finally he grabbed a handful of smoke bombs and fire crackers and set the smoke bombs to fall from the roof once the door was opened and the fire crackers were lined on the ground in front of the doorway which would light when Naruto sent a steady pulse of chakra to the fuses. The flower pot was put in a crack on the door way. (The same place he put the chalkboard eraser in canon)
Sakura and Sasuke catching on to what he was doing put genjutsu on everything so that he would never notice they were there.
After about an hour a tall lanky man walked through the door but was surprised to see a flower pot coming at him before it hit, then he started to hear a strange hissing noise only to look down and see several firecrackers explode. As he danced around the explosives (or tried to) he failed to notice a plethora of smoke bombs go off in front of him. With his vision obscured he failed to notice various colored paint bombs heading his direction before it was too late.
Panting, singed, and utterly annoyed Kakashi Hatake had never felt so humiliated and angry in his life.
"Kakashi Hatake here for team 7, meet me on the roof." He managed to grit out.
"Present" came three high voices from the little demo- I mean gennins.
As the newly named Kakashi poofed onto the roof each of his gennin broke into hysterical laughter.
"Oh boy did you see the look on his face" cried Naruto who was beginning to tear.
"Kami that was the funniest thing I have ever seen."Said Sakura threw fresh peals of laughter.
"I bet we have the most incompetent teacher ever if he didn't see threw that genjutsu or dodge any of the paint pellets" said Sasuke who was red from all he had laughed.
"Well we might as well meet him before he ends up hating us even more then he already does."
"Fine Sasuke, Sakura hold on to my hand and I'll shunshin us up there." And with that they were gone in a gust of leaves.
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When team seven got onto the roof the first thing they saw was their teacher who was twitching on a seat across from a bench.
Still grinning each of the gennin took a seat on the bench and waited for their sensei's instructions.
"Ok give me your names, hobbies, dreams, likes, and dislikes." Said Kakashi who was still a little peeved at the three. His now rainbow outfit was certainly mad.
"Why don't you go first sensei?" Said Sakura who was about to start laughing again.
"Fine, my name is Hatake Kakashi and my likes are none of your business, I dislike annoying children, my hobbies … none of your business, and my dream are none of your concern." Kakashi ended with a smile.
Naruto and Sasuke were muttering curses so foul that Kakashi actually blushed.
"You next duck butt"
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke; I like tomatoes, eagles, and my family. I dislike late perverts, and diseases. My hobbies are training, drinking, and learning about herbs. My dream is to find the Sannin Tsunade."
When Kakashi heard Sasuke's speech he was more than a little curious but he decided to wait until the end of the talk to question them.
"Blonde, it's your turn."
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I like meat, a certain fox, my family, sake, gambling, and dragon's. I dislike diseases, puppets, perverts, and those who don't look beyond what others tell them. My hobbies include training, gambling, finding rare sake, liberating items, and running games. My dream is to find the Legendary Sannin Tsunade, and to be the strongest ninja ever."
Kakashi had truly gotten some weird students.
"Last but probably least Bubblegum over here" said Kakashi in Monotone remembering she was supposed to be a fan girl.
"My name is Haruno Sakura" she growled out. "I like bulls, cooking, genjutsu, my family, gambling, and seduction. I dislike perverts, diseases, and the orphanage. My hobbies include cooking, drinking, and training. My dream is to find the cure to a certain disease."
What she had said had surprised Kakashi greatly, especially considering that she was supposed to be a weak fan girl.
Another thing that surprised Kakashi was that they had so many common interests and dreams. Plus he knew that they were all orphans so he was going to need to look into this a bit more.
"Alright team, meet me at training ground seven at 5 am tomorrow morning. Don't be late and DON'T EAT BREAKFAST."
And with that he was gone in a poof of smoke.
"GOD DAMNIT KAKASHI" came the cry of three infuriated voices from the roof of the academy.
Next chapter done. Please review. Xoxo the fox has left the building.