AN: Another chapter here! Wow, I am on a roll here. 3 chapters in 3 days! I'm amazing. Reviews!

Brenda01(Guest)-Ah, ya veo. Yo estaba como que cuando traté de aprender español también.

Enjoy the story!

Chapter 3-The Pains of Pregnant Women

Mood swings, food cravings, pains, stress, headaches. Naoki had to survive those problems because of his pregnant wife. After two months, they had two broken chairs, 50 empty ice cream containers and 100 boxes of cereal because of Sahoko.

"Damn, do women eat THAT much food during pregnancy? Okaa-san didn't eat that much food when she was pregnant with Yuki." Naoki said under his breath.

"NAOKI-SAN!" Sahoko yelled.

"Yes, my wife?" She walked in and started to pull on Naoki's hair.

"ITS BECAUSE OF YOU! ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I AM FAT! YOU BASTARD, YOU STUPID DOG!" In the household, you can hear screams of pain and anger. "DAMN YOU BASTARD!"

"Ok! Ok! It's my fault! I'm sorry!"

"I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL! I HATE YOU!"

*1 hour later*

Naoki had a bag of ice on his head and Sahoko was eating a box of cereal.

"How much are you going to eat?" Naoki asked, then he realized that he did something wrong. Sahoko threw the box of cereal at him.

"YOU BASTARD! LET ME EAT!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Ok! Damn."

*2 months later*

Another 2 months passed and Naoki decided to do extra hours at office so he can escape the raging Sahoko.

"I cannot leave you into the office after 9 pm." Mr. Irie said. "You need to take care of Sahoko."

"Ok Oto-san." Naoki said. 'Damn it!' He walked back home and he was greeted by Kotoko's friend, Satomi. "What are you doing here?"

"Rude as usual." Satomi said, crossing her arms. "Kotoko was busy so she couldn't come to take care of Sahoko-san today."

"Kotoko takes care of Sahoko-san?" Sahoko never breathed a word to Naoki about Kotoko after their marriage. Naoki's heart raced, thinking about his love. He can't, he has a wife, Kotoko is a mere memory from the past, he convinced himself.

"What's up with you, Irie? You're face is red." Naoki realized it.

"It's nothing." Naoki walked into the living room and then had to dodge a flying shoe.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE LATE!" Sahoko screamed.

"Wow. I thought Sahoko-san was a peaceful and quiet person. She was calm with me." Satomi said, amazed. Naoki glared at her. "I'm sorry, when did I piss you off? I'm leaving." She waved goodbye and left the door. Sahoko came to Naoki and pulled on his hair.

"I HATE YOU! YOU'RE LATE AGAIN!"

*2 months later*

3 months left until the painful 9 months were over. Naoki needed to go to the hospital three times over the course of 6 months. Their TV was broken, the table has only 2 chairs left. The other 6 were smashed to pieces.

"Pregnant women are one thing, my wife is another thing. She's a new level, a level no other woman can reach." Naoki said after he was discharged from the hospital.

AN: Sahoko-san is crazy in this story as a pregnant woman. *laughs awkwardly* I hope you enjoyed that part. The next chapter is the awaited chapter... Agent A has a mission and she's out!