"Hey Donna?" asked Zatanna.
"Yeah, Zee?" she said looking up from her book. The two of them were the only ones sitting at the counter. Wally, Aqualad, Superboy, and Artemis were all sitting on the couch watching TV. She glanced over at Artemis and pursed her lip. She looked back at Donna.
"On Themyscira, there's no men, right?"
"Correct. Amazons don't like men all that much. Although Diana and I are more open minded, but our mother, Hippolyta, has sworn them off completely. Although, several male members of the Justice League have been on Themyscira, although that doesn't necessarily mean they were allowed to be there, because our mother wasn't very happy, she even banished Diana for a few years, but she's been forgiven and-" she stopped when she looked at Zatanna's face to see she was completely lost. "I'm sorry I started rambling again, didn't I?"
"Little bit."
"Sorry. Anyways, why do you ask?"
"Well, since there aren't any men, do the Amazon women like… get together?"
"Oh, yeah! On Themyscira women being with women is incredibly common. A small portion of the island don't find themselves attracted to women, such as Diana and myself, which always kind of disappointed our mother, because she always wanted both of us to find a nice woman to settle down with and potentially rule with, but I have to say ever since coming to 'man's world' as Diana calls it, I have found myself on fire in the downtown, if you know what I mean, but I had always thought that…" Zatanna chuckled and just let Donna continue rambling.
Later on, Artemis was in her room at her mother's apartment listening to music trying to write a report on Judge Solomon Wayne, because she was partnered with Lonnie Machin, quite possibly the most careless student at Gotham Academy. She had really been hoping to be paired with Barbara Gordon, since she has straight A's in every single one of her honor's classes.
"I'll keep you my dirty little secret, dirty little secret, hope that you can keep it-"
"Oh you've got a dirty little secret alright." Said an all too familiar voice, freaking Artemis out enough to rip her headphones out and somersault off of the bed into a fighting stance, only to see Jade sitting on the windowsill with Artemis's diary in her hand. Artemis's eyes widened and her voice cracked when she asked "How long have you been there?"
"Long enough to know that you have a really bad singing voice. Also that you're gay."
Shit. Thought Artemis.
"What are you talking about?"
Jade then cleared her throat and read from the diary in her best impression of Artemis's voice. "Could Zatanna be more hot? Is it bad that I constantly fantasize about pushing her up against a wall and stripping her down?" She grinned and looked over at Artemis. "Do I need to go on you dirty little bird?"
"I knew getting a diary was too cliché…" Artemis muttered to herself, getting off the floor. She sighed. "Fine, I'm gay, why the hell do you care?"
"Gee, maybe because you're my sister."
"Since when has that mattered to you?"
"Since always, but we're not getting in to this right now."
"We're not getting into anything, because you're getting out. Now."
"Oh, you're so cute. Look, I'm gonna give you a little sisterly advice, if you really like that Annataz girl-"
"Zatanna."
"Whatever, it's still a stupid name, if you really like her, then grow a pair and tell her."
"It's not that easy."
"Why the hell not? You're Artemis Crock, since when are you afraid of anything?"
Artemis gulped and look away, rubbing her arm.
"That's what I thought." She said, climbing out of the window. "Oh, one last word of sisterly advice, I'd keep an eye on the sewer system if I were you. Buh bye." And with that, she was gone.
Artemis then fell to her knees and let out an enormously loud groan.
