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Chapter 3: The Quest for a Motel!
Two people could be seen walking through an empty street. One of them is averagely sized while the other one is incredibly huge. The smaller one had his hands in his pockets, casually walking to their destination. The larger one who is following his shorter partner, has a stupid grin on planted on his face.
"So… where exactly are we heading out too?" the giant Arrancar questioned, still having that irritating grin on his face.
"We're going to find a suitable place to rest for the night" Ulquiorra said "We'll probably try out one of those motels that the humans have."
"Shouldn't we be looking for an area that'd be used as a base instead?" Yammy asked.
"Normally yes we should be looking for a temporary base, however I'm somewhat tired from this ordeal" the fourth Espada replied.
"Woah, I think that's a first, Ulquiorra" the brute cheekily said "Never thought I see the day that a Workaholic like you would be lazy!" Ulquiorra's right eye twitched a little. "What would the other Espada members think of you if they found out? What would Aizen-sama say if he found out about your laziness" Yammy innocently questioned.
"Y-you wouldn't?" Ulquiorra asked, fearing Aizen-sama disappointment.
"Hehe maybe I will" the giant sped up a little and is now walking side by side with Ulquiorra "Of course all you got to do is obey my every command. Like give me massages or worship me as if I'm your god hahahahahahaha!" Yammy cheerfully said.
The fourth Espada closed his eyes for a few seconds before opening them up again glaring right through his idiotic partner.
'I might have went too far…' the giant sweatdropped.
"Are you trying to make me into your dog? You want me to be your little obedient servant. Even though that I already loyally follow Aizen-sama, Yammy?" the pale Arrancar asked darkly.
'Scary…' Yammy thought.
"What? No way, I was just messing around with you, Ulquiorra!" the giant said, trying to calm down his partner.
Ulquiorra stared at his partner for a whole minute before turning around and began walking again. "Very well we better hurry, the sooner there's a bed to sleep on the better" Ulquiorra said.
The ultimate duo traveled through the town searching for a motel. It took them a while, but they did eventually find one, except it looked like crap. It was a three floor building having 3 rooms per floor and a parking lot. The reason it looked like crap was that the scenery. One of the windows on the building was smashed open, a spot that was supposed to have a door there was instead replaced by a few wooden planks stacked up together, and finally there was a naked men sleeping on top of a van. The fourth Espada didn't care about the disgusting building, all he cared about was a bed to sleep on. His comrade however, had to voice his opinions on the piece of shit of a building that is apparently a motel.
"Damn, this place is dead ugly. I know human motels are usually nothing special, but this right here is hideous! What kind of moron would want to ever stay here for the night?" the giant said this while watching his partner walk ahead of him again towards the motel. "Well, I guess we all know who's the real moron of the two" Yammy said, grinning like a mad man. The giant began to run, trying to catch up with his partner.
"Yammy, I want you to stand behind me and watch how a professional gets a free room, alright?" the pale man requested.
The brute just nodded his head and watch as his best buddy went to a door that doesn't look like shit. Ulquiorra removed one of his hand from his pocket and brought it up to the door. He knocked once and waited for an answer, which he got. The door opened up to show some scrub only wearing a white t-shirt and black shorts.
"If you're with the government or the church than get the fuck off my property!" the motel owner said before closing the door, but was stopped when an arm reached out to the door and grabbing it preventing the man from closing the door. The man tried pulling harder on the door, hoping the pale guy will lose his grip. After many attempts the land owner gave up and glared at the blank face man in front of him.
"Now that you have my attention, I wish to have the best room you have in this revolting motel of yours" Ulquiorra half demandingly asked.
"You got some balls coming over here demanding you want a room you government dog!" the man shouted.
"You have two options, one you give me what I want, or two make me force you to give me what I want. No matter what I'll win, so choose wisely" Ulquiorra said calmly.
The motel owner seemed like he was about to protest some more, but stopped when he saw a larger man behind the shorter one. Usually this wouldn't scare the guy, but the shit eating grin that the giant was giving off was just… creepy, like rapist kind of creepy.
"Ye-yeah sure I'll give you and your nice friend over there the best room I can over" the man said with a forced smile, before going back into his room.
"You see that Yammy that's how you acquire a room for the night with little to no effort. Perhaps one day you might gain this skill of persuasion" Ulquiorra bragged. The fourth Espada only got a nod as a reply.
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" the giant inwardly laughed.
The motel owner returned with a room key. The man simply gave Ulquiorra the keys, still watching the brute hoping he wouldn't smash him or something.
"Your room number is 3A, it's the best room that I can offer. It has two newly placed queen size beds that should make you comfortable, I hope that'll be fine sir" the man said.
"It'll do, thank you for your time" the pale Arrancar said before turning and walked towards to the stairs leading to the second floor.
Yammy just stared at the motel owner, still having his shit eating grin. The man gulped, fearing for the worst to come.
"Boo!" the man screamed like a little girl and ran away leaving his door open. This just cause the brute to grin some more.
"Yammy, are you coming up or should I leave you to sleep outside with the squirrels" Ulquiorra said with a slightly raised voice.
"Coming!" Yammy yelled.
Ulquiorra was already heading towards the stairs going up to the third floor when Yammy caught up. Neither of them said anything until they reached their room.
'Oh… I should had asked for another room for Yammy' Ulquiorra thought. 'I'm seriously not in the mood to go back down and grab another room for Yammy too…' he frowned knowing he had no choice or else he had to deal with Yammy's constant bullshit.
The giant notice his partner frowning "Ulquiorra, something on your mind or are you just having one of your emo moments?" Yammy asked, grinning knowing Ulquiorra will question the emo part.
Ulquiorra looked at his comrade strangely. "Emo? Me? Yammy stop being a fool I'm not emo and if you must know I just noticed that we'll have to return back to the motel owner and request for another room for yourself" the fourth Espada said this with a sigh.
The giant placed his hand below his chin and began thinking. As if a lightbulb just shined on top of his head when he made an "O" face, smacking his hand to his palm.
"I got an idea buddy!" Yammy said happily.
"I'm not your buddy, Yammy and your ideas always end up with someone dying or something destroyed, usually both" Ulquiorra muttered the last part to himself.
"Oh come oooooooon it's a really awesome idea!" the giant begged childishly.
The pale Arrancar wanted to face palm so badly right now. Here standing in front of him is one of Aizen-sama strongest soldiers in his army. You would think that these soldiers wouldn't be so childish, you thought wrong.
'Now that I think about it everyone who's an Espada is kind of childish. There's Aaroniero who wishes to devour everyone and gain strength to prove that he isn't some weak cannon fodder. Next one would be Szayelaporro that freak gets so giddy when he has a new subject or project to do, kind of like a child having a new toy to play with. Zommari, is loyal to Aizen-sama like me, but he does act like a whinny brat when he's losing in a fight, he also loves to brag about his powers' this caused Ulquiorra to roll his eyes 'the blue haired Smurf, Grimmjow… wants to be king and is battle hungry. Nnoitra, battle hungry enough said. The third Espada Tier Harribel, she's a loyal one and really I say her only flaw is wanting to protect her fraccion, I suppose she's an exception then. The last two Coyote Starrk and Barragan Luisenbarn, our number one Espada is deadly and powerful, truly someone to fear only flaw is that he's lazy. Barragan is an egotist king living a fairy tale dream of reclaiming his underserved throne' Ulquiorra didn't even notice his partner, Yammy trying to get his attention. He only notice when the giant started slapping his face.
"Are you there, Ulquiorra? Say something! Don't leave me behind! Speak to me!" Yammy shouted, begging his partner to snap out of his thoughts while still slapping his partner like no tomorrow. Ulquiorra did finally snap out of his thoughts and instantly twisted the giant's right hand.
"AHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT BEST BUDDY YOU'RE BREAKING MY FAVORITE HAND!" Yammy shouted/groaned.
'Gross…' the pale Arrancar let go the arm and noted to himself to wash his hands. The brute massaged his hand a bit before looking back at his partner. "So Ulquiorra what do you think? What to hear my idea now?" the idiotic giant asked.
The fourth Espada knew the brute wouldn't shut up if he didn't at least hear him so he decided on humoring him. For all he knew this idea of his could actually be helpful.
"Alright, what is this ingenious idea of yours?" Ulquiorra questioned with a slight grin planted on his face.
"Why not let me go and ask the motel owner for a room key while you rest. I mean you been through a lot and could use a nap, so it be nice if I can do this while you're relaxing" Yammy said.
'Huh… That is actually considerate of him. Even though I know he probably has some other motive in doing this it's still nice' the fourth Espada thought.
"You know that plan of yours isn't half bad and I would most definitely appreciate the extra time to rest" Ulquiorra pulled out his keys and unlocked the door. "Go ahead and get yourself a room, Yammy. Oh and try not to cause too much chaos it be a real shame if I have to kill you and explain to Aizen-sama your reckless behavior" Ulquiorra finished and went inside his room, there was a locking sound that could be heard.
'There's no way I'm going back down to that little bitch and get some keys for a room' Yammy thought and grew a grin when he thought of something 'I guess I got no choice, but to borrow someone else's room.'
The giant went to the room next door and kicked it down. The door fell and there Yammy could see a chubby fellow sitting on his bed looking through his phone. The chubby man paused at what he was doing when he heard the sound of his door being kicked down. He looked up only to see a giant imposing man with a dark grin to his face and he could swear he saw a red glow to those red eyes of his.
"Sup" Yammy greeted while cracking his knuckles.
Author Note: Chapter 3 is up woo! I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. So Ulquiorra and Yammy finally found a place to stay for the night thanks to the kind motel owner and chubby fellow, such nice people.
Anyways I'm kind of sorry about this chapter you see I wanted to show some of the characters in High School DxD in this chapter, but I kind of got zoned into this little motel searching quest. Last chapter I said this chapter was going to be interesting and while that I'm sure it was, I am still disappointed in myself not bringing in the story line. So from now I won't make any promises, though if you're wondering this story will get good in probably Chapter 4 or 5.
Oh and in case anyone checked out my story Bambietta Stupendous Adventure I'll probably have a chapter up in a few days at most.
Anyways go ahead and review, tell me if you enjoyed this chapter, could have been better, or was a little disappointed in the chapter because to be honest I'm a little disappointed myself. See ya everyone!