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Chapter 4: Base Hunting
Another glorious morning is among us. As the sun slowly appear so does another wonderful happy day began, to most people at least. In a certain town where it may look like just an average town actually has its fair share of supernatural activities. Located somewhere in this town is a not so important crappy motel that haves the honor of having two overpowered beings to use their establishment to stay the night. Our favorite two Espada members are currently sleeping in their own rooms. One of them is blissfully snoring like a pig. The other Arrancar isn't snoring or breathing at all to the human eye at least, almost as if he was a statue placed on the bed. This peaceful slumber was interrupt by a single bird chirp. Usually this wouldn't affect most people, but the fourth Espada is exactly normal. The pale Arrancar eyes opened up immediately when he heard the first sounds of bird chirping. The Arrancar brought himself up and is now sitting on his bed staring at the window where the bird could be seen, it was a little Rock Wren.
'So that's what birds sound like…' Ulquiorra thought. 'They're quite the nuisance, I'll have to remind to Aizen-sama to exterminate these feathery demons.'
The fourth Espada pulled himself off the bed and stretch out his arms, still staring at the window.
'What does that ugly little monstrosity want?' the Arrancar wondered.
All this time the Rock Wren kept on chirping, annoying the fourth Espada. Ulquiorra stared at the bird while it did the same just chirping as well. With quick ease the pale Arrancar leaped towards the feathery vermin. The Rock Wren seeing the 'humans' actions quickly stretch out its wings and prepare to fly away. The Espada jabbed his right hand through the window shattering it and continue the onslaught towards the bird. The Rock Wren had managed to dodge the pale hand that would have most definitely grabbed it and squeezed the living crap out of it by taking flight to the skies. The Espada not wanting to accept such failure in ridding the trash jumped out of the window and landed on the ground. He then brought up his index finger up and aimed it at the Rock Wren. The fourth Espada charged up a Bala and fired the swift death beam straight to the Rock Wren. By some bullshit luck the tiny bird actually managed to dodge the blast by doing a barrel roll.
'How did that trash manage to dodge my Bala?' the pale man questioned himself. Without any delay the bird quickly flew away and Ulquiorra could have sworn he saw a smug grin on that bird, if birds could grin that is.
Slowly the pale Espada brought down his arm while staring at the sky where that piece of trash escaped his clutches.
'Why did I even act like that? The bird is an annoyance that is obvious, but were my actions acceptable? Maybe for someone like Grimmjow or Yam-'Ulquiorra paused on his thoughts when he just remembered who and what his partner is. 'Oh no… Yammy's stupidity is somehow affecting me…' this made the pale Arrancar frown deeply. No one wants to be Yammy, well no one who is sane wants to be Yammy.
'It would be best to wake him up, we have much to do after all' Ulquiorra thought.
The fourth Espada silently sighed and began his walk to his comrade room. The fourth Espada already knows his comrades Reiatsu so it was easy to reach to Yammy's room. He would have knocked if there were a door. Peeking his head inside the giant's room Ulquiorra noticed some disturbing things. First of all the entire room was a mess, there were extra blanket sheets lying on the ground, a few pieces of cloth spread through the room, and a few furniture lying around like chairs and desks. What really brought the pale man's attention was the bloody mess of a human corpse tied up on a chair. If the pale Arrancar didn't knew a body well he would have thought that the human corpse was some sort of dead animal, it was that beaten up. And finally Ulquiorra brought his sights to the one that probably did all of this chaos. The sleeping brute was hugging a pillow and snoring. This made the fourth Espada eye twitch.
Ulquiorra walked towards the sleeping giant staring blankly at him. Sometimes he wonder why he even put up with his partners annoying behavior. He suddenly had the sudden urge to grab the brute and throw through the ceiling and firing a cero at him completely obliterating him. Shaking his head from these thoughts, such thoughts are for those who have little self-control and Ulquiorra has plenty of self-control if he didn't than Aizen-sama wouldn't have dubbed him as his bit… The Behemoth Arrancar started to stir in his sleep causing Ulquiorra look down on him. Without a second of hesitation the fourth Espada brought up his fist and slammed it down on Yammy's gut. The giant's eyes literally popped out when his partner's fist hit him.
The pale Arrancar stepped back and observed his giant of a partner coughing fit. When Yammy finally stopped coughing he began looking around furiously trying to find the asshole who hit him. The giant eventually landed his eyesight on Ulquiorra.
"What the hell was that for, Ulquiorra!?" the brute yelled.
"My bad I must have not hit you hard enough" the fourth Espada said with a shrug.
"Yeah you definitely didn't hit me hard enough" Yammy muttered rubbing his stomach.
The shorter of the two Arrancars look back at the corpse finding it much more interesting than his partner. The giant noticed his best buddy sudden interest in his masterpiece this brought great happiness to the brute, knowing at least some people could understand the beauty of what he likes to 'Yammy Stylish Corpse Art.'
"Ahh I see you notice my temporary roommate/latest victim. So what you think? You like my work, Ulquiorra?" Yammy asked the smarter of the two Arrancars hoping to get some input on his work and maybe some tips and advice for next piece of art that he is already planning on.
The fourth Espada gave the giant a strange look "Yammy, you have a beaten up bloody mess of a corpse tied down to a chair and you're asking me my opinion on this revolting 'work' of yours?" Ulquiorra questioned.
"Well yeah… I mean you're into stuff like that right? So I thought you would like this and maybe give a few tips" the moron said innocently.
The pale Arrancar decided on ending this conversation by turning around and walking out of the room.
"He-hey! Ulquiorra where are you going? You still didn't give me your opinion!" the giant cried.
"Shut your mouth you fool, we're leaving this revolting place understand?" the giant walked alongside with his partner completely ignoring the corpse left behind. "Besides because of a certain foolish kill hungry giant, not pointing any fingers, will have leave a tad bit earlier than usual" Ulquiorra finished.
"Woah sounds like this giant is a real asshole should we hunt him down? A douche like that doesn't deserve to live after all, destroying the peace… that giant prick got some nerve!" the brute roared.
The fourth Espada gave the giant a blank look before bringing back his sights back to his destined direction.
'He's so god damn stupid…' the pale man thought, shaking his head just from the sheer stupidity.
The ultimate duo left the motel and began their search for a suitable spot as a base. They located a few abandon warehouses and other buildings but Yammy being a picky bitch wouldn't accept them for some idiotic reason. So here they are now walking up to what look to be an abandon church.
"Hey buddy you think we could use this place as a base? I kind of like the whole gloomy feeling it fits you well you know? And I bet there's room for me to add some of my fun things" the giant asked and ending saying something somewhat creepy.
'I'm not even going to question on what he meant about fun things' the pale Arrancar thought.
"This church will serve us well, an abandon church holding two Espada members? I'm sure the Shinigami wouldn't notice" Ulquiorra replied.
Both Arrancars made their way to the abandon church not knowing they were being watched. Well that's what the watchers thought since both of the people that they're watching kept on walking to the church ignoring or not even noticing their presence, these two were easy prey.
Yammy being a simpleminded giant probably didn't notice the group following them. The other Espada member did notice a while ago. He notice when they made their next destination to the church. They were following them for a while until they reach the boundaries of the church that was surrounded by a well-hidden barrier of some kind. Ulquiorra decided on not commenting about their stalkers to Yammy seeing how that wouldn't do much good, instead he'll walk into their little trap like a boss.
The ultimate duo finally made it to the entrance of the church. Ulquiorra's partner did a stupid little dance before pumping his fists to the air.
"About damn time, god that was such a long walk!" Yammy shouted.
"Yes I suppose it was a long walk… to lazy fools that is" the pale Arrancar taunted.
"Oh hell no don't start this shit with me! We both know full well who the real lazy ass here is!" the giant once again shouted, this made the fourth Espada narrow his eyes at him. The brute knows full well where this is leading to and to be honest Ulquiorra would like it if he didn't brought it up ever again.
Before Ulquiorra could reply to Yammy's comment who has a shit eating grin on his face, four people landed surrounding them. Three of them were females while the last one was a male, strange thing is they all had black feathery wings. The male looked to be a middle aged man with short black hair and dark blue eyes. His attire consisted of a pale violet trench coat over a white dress shirt with a matching ascot, and a black fedora. The next one is a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, she wore a gothic dress with white frills, a large black bow on the front, and a green jewel embedded on the collar. An older taller woman with long blue hair, her choice of clothing is a violet revealing trench coat giving a wonderful view of her assets. The last winged mystery person is a black haired woman with a busty figure. Her attire consisted of leather strapped around her, a thong that is held around her hips, and a shoulder guard-like objects on her shoulders.
The black haired busty woman took a step ahead of the rest and stared at the two Arrancars. Probably observing them or something, maybe she's trying to figure out their purposes. Was it that hard just to ask? They might not even get an answer, but asking never hurts anyone.
"Who are you two and why did you come here?" the black haired busty woman asked.
The fourth Espada kept on a passive blank face, still having both his hands in pockets. The giant started picking his nose and looked at a random different direction as if this wasn't a threat at all.
"Wouldn't you like to know, huh?" Ulquiorra questioned.
The black haired busty woman narrowed her eyes "So are you going to tell us or should we just save everyone time and throw out the trash.
'Did that woman just use Ulquiorra's favorite word?' the giant thought astounded. At first Yammy didn't care about these winged people and their idle threats, but when the woman used the word trash well he knew things were about get a whole lot more interesting.
Author Note: Chapter 4 is up baby woo yay awesome! So in this chapter the epic pair finally met a few characters in the High School DxD universe. And maybe this church may or may not be their base of operations.
Not much else to say besides review! Tell me if liked this chapter, wanted more, or maybe you're a little pissed because of my troll like cliffhanger. Sayonara suckers!