I don't own Bleach or High School DxD
Chapter 5: Cheesecake-kun
Two males, one huge as hell who is trying his best to control his sudden urge to laugh, while the other one that is much smaller compared to the giant is analyzing the four unknown winged foes in front of them.
'Those wings… Are they some sort of hybrid of a bird and human?' the pale Arrancar wondered. 'Hopefully they aren't related to that other bird, it be a shame to clip there wings and blast them into oblivion. Though I'm sure these winged people wouldn't be missed by anyone.'
Yammy kept on looking back at Ulquiorra and at the four black winged strangers, having a cocky smirk on his face. He was really hoping something will happen, something violent. So the giant Arrancar waited patiently for anything to happen, be it Ulquiorra striking them down or the four bird people to attack. As time passed so did Yammy's limited patience and that could only mean one thing.
"Ulquiorra! Are you going to kill them or should I just accept that you're a wuss!" the giant shouted. That's right good ol' Yammy will insult and provoke his partner into doing anything at this moment, hopefully this'll means a beat down on their enemies.
'God dammit Yammy…' the fourth Espada thought irritated.
"Yammy you should seriously try to control your bloodlust" Ulquiorra saying this while staring blankly at his partner.
The brute blinked once then twice before scratching chin and adopting an expression of confusion.
"What?" Yammy asked confusingly.
'Why… why must I be partnered up with this brainless fool? Why?' Ulquiorra glared down at the ground, tightening his fists slightly while questioning himself.
After calming himself down the fourth Espada brought his gaze back to the four in front of him and Yammy. The said four all had faces of confusion and pity probably wondering if they should do something about the situation. On one hand they could easily (to them) attack the distracted two and kill them swiftly. However on the other hand they actually feel some pity towards the smaller of the two men and are actually debating if he could use some help. The busty black haired woman seem to be the only one to be focusing on the task at hand.
The busty black haired woman manifested a purple spear before aiming it directly at Ulquiorra with one hand while the other hand was placed on her hip. She had this dangerous cocky smirk on her face that just screams "come and get some!" The fourth Espada only answered was to stare at her still having a disinterest face.
"Now if you two are done with your quarreling could either of you answer my fucking question? Yes I'm looking at you, you cheesecake skinned mistake of a man" the busty black haired woman said, still keeping that cocky smirk of hers on.
Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes and took a step closer to the four. The woman narrowed her eyes as well and tighten her hold on the spear. The other three manifested their spears as well, all preparing for fight. The brute didn't do anything to show that'll he join the fray, but instead he began laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god HAHAHAHAHA! Ulquiorra she called you a failure of a cheesecake AND a man! HAHAHAHAHA!" Yammy was pounding his fist on the ground dying of laughter. The cheesecake fourth Espada eye twitched. "So should I start calling you cheesecake man? Or how about Aizen-sama favorite cheesecake?"
"Yammy quit acting like a fool this no time to act like a child" Ulquiorra said in a relaxed and calm tone. This did not mean he wasn't trying to hold back the urge to straggle his partner to death for his insolence.
The laughing giant continue laughing and insulting the pale Arrancar with these idiotic nicknames.
"How about the rotten cheesecake?" Yammy asked still laughing a little.
"No" Ulquiorra answered irritated.
"Then how about the emo cheesecake?" the giant said.
"Again no, Yammy" the cheesecake emo replied with the same answer. He glared at his partner with an almost empty look in his eyes. The brute knows this look well though, knowing if he continue that shit is about to go down on his ass.
"Okay this is the last one I swear!" Yammy begged.
"Don't you dare!" Ulquiorra raised his voice slightly showing how irritated he is.
"Oh come on cheesecake-kun where's your since of adventure?" the massive Arrancar asked, having this shit eating grin on his face.
"About somewhere down the Garganta locked away for who knows how long" the pale Arrancar replied.
Before the two could continue their interesting 'chat' the same busty woman once again broke the pitying that her comrades were giving to the fourth Espada.
"Now I enjoy a duo of dumbasses as the next guys, but this is becoming incredibly stupid to watch. And I have to say this, this is sad to watch as well. Seriously why are you two friends? Haven't you heard the saying 'you can choose your friends but not your family'? So unless you two are related, which I highly doubt, then there should be no reason why you two are so chummy" she stated.
"Well you see me and my best buddy have an amazing relationship that only myself can understand. That's right not even Ulquiorra knows why we're the best of friends. Right amigo?" Yammy finished while patting his partner on the head.
The fourth Espada swatted the giant Arrancar's hand before clarifying to the woman, "What my partner said is completely incorrect. We do not have any sort of friendship whatsoever so please don't say that we are" Yammy had the biggest what the fuck face, but Ulquiorra simply ignored him "It is more like a forced partnership if anything. Being paired up with this oaf of an idiot was simply a part of faith and bad luck."
"Ah I see my bad it's just it looked like some kind of messed up friendship to me" coughing into her hand trying to hide away the small amount of embarrassment "Anyways back to my question. Who the hell are you two and answer to me why the both of you are here?" the busty black haired woman questioned with a glare, foregoing her cocky smirk.
"That's classified" the pale Arrancar decided to play the douchebag FBI role.
"Well you see we were looking for a nice spot for a base of operations" the simpleminded giant answered.
The fourth Espada head slowly and creepily turned to Yammy.
"What is wrong with you, you fool?" Ulquiorra asked.
"I don't see anything wrong with me cheesecake-kun" he replied while picking his nose.
Cheesecake-kun messaged his forehead hoping desperately to recover from Yammy's constant stupidity.
"Forget what I said" the pale man said.
"Weird" the giant removed another beautiful meatball sized booger before flicking it to a nearby tree. The booger pierced through the tree like a knife on butter and continue penetrating through a dozen more trees.
'What the hell? That snot of his just went through those trees like nothing. Even if that is disgusting he did break through a dozen or so trees with a damn booger! What the hell!' the busty black haired woman is currently having a meltdown.
"Hmm I think that was a new record" Yammy mused. The giant then began stretching and quietly chanting to himself. The chanting volume increased to a point where everyone could hear him perfectly.
"YES YES YES! I COULD WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I CAN DO THIS AHHHH!" the giant roared with a new untouched power.
"What are you doing?" Ulquiorra questioned not just to himself but to the others as well.
"Ah nothing" the brute said, looking away.
"Really? Cause it looks like that you were chanting to yourself" the fourth Espada pointed out.
"What? No of course not I was just preparing" Yammy said.
"Preparing for what exactly?" the pale Arrancar seriously wondered what's inside his comrade's brain sometimes.
"Isn't it obvious?" the massive Arrancar asked. He had this this expression on his face as if what Ulquiorra said was the most stupid thing he ever heard before, and that's coming from him!
"No it isn't obvious, so could you care to explain to me what is exactly inside that poor excuse of brain of yours before I remove your other ar-" the fourth Espada immediately stopped talking when he noticed one important factor. Yammy missing arm is perfectly attached to his body. Yammy has two arms.
"Yammy, how do you have both of your arms?" Ulquiorra quickly changed the subject of his chanting to something far more interesting.
"Huh what are you talking about best buddy? My arms has always been here" the giant said this a little slower making sure his friend understood that he does have two arms just like everyone else.
"No, what I meant is when Kurosaki was beating you down he chopped off one of your arms which you then began to cry out pathetically" Ulquiorra stated in a serious tone of voice.
'Dick' the giant thought slightly pissed. Yammy did though look back at his arm, trying his best to remember what happened. He does remember the events on Karakura Town perfectly.
They have both arrived there where he began sucking up some shit tasting souls which attracted two humans. The Mexican dude got beaten down easily (good times) and the other woman was about to get some ass kicking as well before the target of the mission came. In the beginning of the fight the orange haired prick was winning only thanks to Yammy being generous in the fight, it wasn't like he was actually losing. That asshole brat did sliced his arm off in the skirmish. After that the giant beat the living crap out of the kid, two others came a ninja bitch and pedophile shopkeeper. After Yammy amazingly won without breaking a sweat he began to brag to his partner who was praising his awesome strength and tactical skills. Somehow though Yammy's overwhelming swag made him trip which brought him and his best buddy down to the Garganta.
"Hmm you know Ulquiorra… I have no stinking idea when this arm came back to me" the brute wondered.
'Yammy doesn't have my extreme regeneration nor is it anywhere close to my. So the question is how and when did he regrow his arm back' Ulquiorra pondered.
"We'll investigate this case some more later, Yammy. Right now we must solve this small problem" the fourth Espada said, bringing back there original focus on the four winged people.
"Oh yeah I forgot about those four!" Yammy said with a giant grin.
"Yes you do tend to forget many things, Yammy" the fourth Espada said.
The giant walked up to Ulquiorra making the smaller Arrancar to look at him.
"So Ulquiorra remember when I was preparing?" Yammy asked.
"If you mean chanting then yes I do remember" Ulquiorra said.
"Whelp you see I was preparing to kick these four asses until they drop dead" the giant informed, cracking his knuckles.
The four winged people all gotten into their battle stances upon hearing those fighting words.
Author's Note: Annand cut! I hope you enjoyed this chapter guys. I know some of you been waiting for another chapter in this adventure so here it is. Oh and I would like to say that I am sorry for the wait hopefully this won't be an issue anymore.
In this chapter you see the comedic duo argue a lot and some insight on the four enemies (who I'm sure everyone knows who they are). And the question to Yammy suddenly growing back an arm wasn't answered, yet.
See you in the next chapter and don't forget to review! Relish me in your positive or negative feedback people! Tell me if you enjoyed the mass humor in this chapter or you're pissed that I left on another cliffhanger. Have a wonderful day readers!