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Chapter 6: Just a Scratch?
As the behemoth of a man prepares for the four winged individuals by doing basic stretches, Ulquiorra quickly looked through the four before bringing his sight back to his partner.
"Try to control your bloodlust, Yammy" the pale Arrancar said blankly.
The giant moved his head by an inch to see his partner. Yammy only shows a grin towards his partner before getting down on the ground began doing pushups.
"No worries cheesecake-kun, I got this under control" the brute replied cheekily.
"Do you know now? Because I'm quite sure… no positive that mass chaos will be knocking on this town's door practically begging to reign havoc upon it" Ulquiorra stated this as if he was talking about the weather to his massive unsophisticated partner.
The giant stopped his activity for a second, probably thinking about his comrade's comment, before continuing doing pushups.
"Hahahaha! Oh you're funny best buddy! But no worries I promise not to destroy much hahahaha!" Yammy cackled.
"I believe that you're missing th-" the fourth Espada started only to be interrupted by the rude brute.
"Nah!" the giant denied whatever Ulquiorra was about to say.
"You should seriously listen to me, Yammy. This is for the go-" again the pale Arrancar began.
"Nah!" Yammy interrupted again.
Ulquiorra decided on keeping his mouth shut. There are times where one must learn to how does the kids call it? 'Shut the fuck?' Using this valuable term, the pale Arrancar did exactly that.
Yammy jumped up into the air before crashing down on the ground. There were visible cracks as Yammy stomps on the ground bellowing out a mighty roar.
"Alright I'm pumped up now and now time for a beat down on you idiots!" the giant exclaimed, grinning like a mad man.
"Don't drop your guards' people" the busty woman warned.
"Oh please this human is nothing compared to Fallen Angels" the one male said waving his hand to the others. "Obviously this human isn't normal, his earlier demonstrations has shown us that he haves immense physical strength. However even though this brute has proven to us that he could easily destroy the environment using his snot that doesn't prove that he could even hit us" the fedora man pointed out.
"Dohnaseek" the busty black haired woman began "Even if this thing is a human that doesn't mean we should underestimate him. You yourself said that this retard has immense physical strength, correct?" she asked.
"Indeed you are correct" Dohnaseek said.
"Then it is obvious that this man shouldn't be taken as a weakling human. So as I said before keep you guards' up people!" the busty woman ordered.
"Understood" the fedora man said while hardening his sights on the giant.
"Of course Raynare-san" the blue haired busty woman obediently said.
"Well if I got to then fine!" the blonde haired girl gleefully yelled excitedly.
The four Fallen Angels all prepped up, waiting for the giant to make the first move. The wait wasn't that long though since said giant launched himself towards them laughing like a crazed man. Raynare eyes widened and she quickly ordered them to take flight and separate.
A large amount of dust began to form and surround where the Fallen Angels once stood when Yammy impacted at said location.
The pale Arrancar watches as the three females escaped Yammy's mad charge by taking flight to the air, the male wasn't seen with them though.
"Where's Dohnaseek?" the blonde questioned.
Raynare was about to say something before they all heard a terrifying screech. They watched as the dust began to disappear. Once the dust mostly went away they could clearly see a grinning Yammy slamming the fedora Fallen Angel like a ragdoll.
"HEL-" Dohnaseek couldn't complete his sentence when he was slammed again on the ground. "ME!" once again he was meant with the ground.
Both the blonde and busty blue haired woman charged at the rampaging brute. Yammy say the Fallen Angels pitiful excuse of an attack and easily countered them by swinging Dohnaseek's crying body as a baseball bat towards the closest attacking Fallen Angel. All the busty woman could see was a broken bruised body crashing right into her sending both her and Dohnaseek to a nearby tree.
"Hell yeah!" the giant roared.
The blondie paused on her pursuit to free her partner when she watched as the brute dismissed Kalawarner using Dohnaseek as a weapon, all in the matter of seconds. She froze when the giant man brought gaze to her.
"Midget's next!" Yammy laughed, leaping a small distance quickly and blocked out the blonde Fallen Angel view of practically anything because of his large form. The girl could only scream and accept the beat down she was about to have free of charge by everyone's friendly neighborhood killer, Yammy.
Yammy brought up his hand and slapped the tiny girl making her cough up some blood. He then grabbed one of her legs and slammed her down onto the now destroyed ground. Raynare quickly snapped out of her fear of this monsters restlessly violence. The busty woman threw her light spear with as much force she could muster to the giant. The brute didn't notice the spear striking down on him until it clipped through his handsome (to him) face.
The giant Arrancar seized his fun and brought his hand up to his face. He began touching his right cheek, he felt something wet dripping down on his face. He looked down on the ground to see a few drops of blood close by.
Ulquiorra wondered what the hell his comrade is doing. He watched as the brute rubbed his face and gaze down on the few drops of his own blood. What happened next actually surprised the fourth Espada.
"YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU SCRATCH MY BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME FACE! MY PRECIOUS MODELING CAREER GONE!" the giant roared so loudly that a few individuals from the Underworld hear clearly as day. One of said individuals was staring at a picture of his younger sister. The mighty roar made the man accidently trip and rip the picture in half, tears of agony could be heard across the Underworld thanks to this drastic event.
Raynare the Fallen Angel and the leader of the other Fallen Angels is currently scared shitless. She never seen such a retarded display of affection to one's face and to take it to another level by bellowing with so much anger. She watches as Yammy carelessly through her comrade, Mittelt, like a piece of garbage. Raynare notice that the giant didn't remove his sight from her and only grinded his teeth angrily.
"You done fucked up bitch, you hear!? You somehow fucked up and ruined my glorious face that was blessed by the gods of all life and shit!" Yammy yelled.
"It was ju-just a scr-scra-scratch! You idiotic fool!" Raynare stammered in the beginning, but regained her cool in the end of her insult.
"Just a scratch?" the brute muttered.
"Did you say something?" the busty woman asked, having seen the giant move his mouth, but didn't hear what he said.
"Just a scratch? Just a scratch? JUST A SCRATCH!? I'LL SHOW YOU A SCRATCH!" the crazed Arrancar declared.
Yammy slammed his fist on the ground before launching himself like a cannonball straight towards Raynare. The Fallen Angel barely had time to block and only had enough time to manifest a light spear. The giant slapped the light spear out of her hands and forcefully grabbed her by the neck. The giant squeeze the woman's neck making her cough.
"Here's my 'scratch' bird" Yammy said darkly. He reared back and punched her gut. Raynare coughed up blood and scream, but Yammy kept on punching her gut. After a while the brute let go of Raynare's neck, and watches her as she fall breathing heavily. The deadly giant quickly grabbed both of her feet and began spinning her around wildly. He then threw her at a random direction. Yammy used Sonido to appear right in front of the Fallen Angel, this caused her smaller body to hit his.
Raynare flinched a little when she hit a hard surface, well more like a hard muscled body… oh shit. Still in a daze she could only watch as the behemoth brought up his fist and slammed right down on her head. The savagely hard hit send her already beaten body crashing down to the church. She easily penetrated through the churches' roof and crashed inside the build laying beaten.
"Did you like me scratching you huh?" the giant said a lot more calmly, seems like his rage is coming down a notch.
A figure appear out of the woods and swooped down on the giant. The figure created a light spear and attempted to impale Yammy. To the figures shock the light spear broke when it impacted directly on his target.
"H-how?" Dohnaseek asked to no one in particular.
"I Believe it's because I have more swag then all of you combined" the brute said with a new reformed shit-eating grin.
'What is this swag?' Ulquiorra wondered.
Yammy backhanded the fedora freak causing him in a daze. The brute watched amused as the man tried to reclaim his vision by shaking his head, the Arrancar interrupted his little attempts by kicking him straight to the face and forced himself to land down on the ground with Dohnaseek below his foot.
Once landed the giant kicked the Fallen Angel up to the air and slapped both of his hands to the man's cheek.
"Augh… what happen?" the middle-aged man asked.
"This" Yammy said.
He bitch slapped Dohnaseek, sending him to the church. The moment his hand landed on the man's face the last two Fallen Angels appeared behind him both wielding light spears and went to strike the brute down for good. The brute tanked the light spears and took a step back to now be the middle between the two. With a shit-eating grin he slammed his right and left hand to both of the Fallen Angels faces. They weren't sent flying though, instead the two girls were crushed down on the badly destroyed ground.
Yammy grabbed both of their asses and fling them to the church to join up with the other badly injured Fallen Angels.
The brute dusted his hands and looked at his handiwork. Many of the trees surrounding the abandon church was either missing completely or left with only stumps. The ground had many cracks and a small crater. All and all it wasn't his best work, but then again he has to remind himself that these winged people weren't even worth to be used as Bala target practice. Shrugging he turned around and faced his best buddy who was surprisingly quiet during the fight. He kind of wished that Ulquiorra said something even if it was to taunt him, beating down people could be boring without a commentary after all.
"So cheesecake-kun did you like my plan?" Yammy innocently asked with a grin.
The fourth Espada looked at the destruction and back at his partner.
"Well I'm proud that the devastation wasn't that maddening" Ulquiorra confessed while beginning to walk towards the abandon church.
"Yeah I told you I wouldn't destroy much, right? I deserve a reward for being so much better" the brute exclaimed happily.
"So much better in what?" though the pale Arrancar already has a decent guess on who he's talking about.
"You of course!" the mindless giant said with zero fear of the impending doom await for him, either that or he was so blinded by his stupidity to notice jack shit.
"Hmm…" Ulquiorra sounded.
"By the way Yammy, do you remember why we did came here in the first place?" Ulquiorra questioned.
"We're out here looking for a base" the brute replied.
"Very good now what was that church going to be if it was acceptable" the pale Arrancar lead to the evitable.
"Our… base… oh" Yammy understood what he meant.
"So Yammy give me one reason why I shouldn't punish you for ruining a suitable location for our base" Ulquiorra asked, keeping his hands inside the pocket and staring blankly at the church.
"Because we're best buddies?" the giant weakly muttered.
Ulquiorra close his eyes and replied to his partner's crappy excuse, "No" and with that Ulquiorra slapped Yammy's face sending him straight to the ground. The pale Arrancar's virgin ears could clearly hear the beautiful sound of a crack bone, this made Ulquiorra give a small smirk at the sound.
Author's Note: I hope you all enjoy the beating Yammy gave to the Fallen Angels and I do hope the combat was decent.
I don't really have much to say this time besides one thing! There is a slight chance that'll post another chapter soon just because it's December. So keeps your fingers crossed if you want an early chapter up.
Remember to review and tell me what you thought of this chapter. Did you like the combat? Could it use some work? Anyways I'll see readers in the next chapter.