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Chapter 7: New Allies…?
Two similarly dressed men began to leisurely walk to what seems like to be a badly damaged church. The larger of the two men is currently rubbing his right cheek and glaring heatedly at his partner. If looked carefully you could clearly see a nasty bruise on his right cheek. The smaller of the two men is calmly walking towards the church ignoring his comrade's attempt at glaring.
"Son of a bitch! Ulquiorra did you have to hit me that hard?" the giant questioned, still pissed off.
"You deserved it you insubordinate trash" the fourth Espada said.
"Yeah… but still it hurts Cheesecake-kun" Yammy groaned.
"If it makes you feel any better you are allowed to hit me out of stress or rage, whichever suits you well" the fourth Espada said in his normal emotionless tone.
"Really? Awesome!" the giant said way too happily to Ulquiorra's liking.
Just as Yammy prepared for his fist to land straight towards the pale man cheek, his partner had to ruin the fun.
"But be warned if you do decide to attempt to strike me down with your feeble amount of strength there will be a drastic repercussions happening to you" Ulquiorra warned.
His answer to the warning was a "tsk" and something else that he couldn't quite hear perfectly, he did hear words like "unfair" and "bastard" out of Yammy's constant whining.
The two eventually reached to their destination, in front of the crappy church. Yammy decided that since he didn't felt like putting out his anger to Ulquiorra, who he can with no problem at all, and still wanted to release his rage into something. This something will first be the door standing tall, almost glaring at him with its doorknob of doom. The brute never did like doors, well over the years the mindless giant did some value in having doors. Like a door to a stash of food, a stash of scared Números, or even a stash of terrified Números with food. He definitely did see the potential in these little things, that doesn't say anything about the doorknobs though. Those objects of the devil pisses the living shit out of Yammy for a good amount of reasons. Let's just say one of Yammy's first visit to the human world didn't end so well to a spiritual aware young couple.
Lost in thought the giant Arrancar didn't even notice his partner casually opening the door and walking in like he owns the place.
Inside the church the pale man saw the four winged fools laying on the ground breathing heavily. Ulquiorra could see many robe men standing either by the walls or circle around the four. His entrance caused everyone present to bring their sights to him. The fourth Espada watched as the robe men scramble a little and began drawing out weapons.
"Stop!" a voice all too familiar commanded. It was none other than that black haired busty woman, Raynare. The woman was still down on the ground, but she was currently trying to stand up.
"Raynare-sama please allow us to end this intruder existence!" one of the braver robe men said.
"Yes give us the honor to kill this worthless piece of trash" another cheeky robe men said with a cocky smirk.
'Note to self: Murder that cheeky little human in the most inhuman way possible' Ulquiorra thought. He absolutely hates it when people use his favorite word. He hatred will be multiple by ten if someone used the word as an insult to him, the self-dubbed King of Trash talk (literally).
"Didn't you idiots hear what I said!? I said to stop!" Raynare roared, she shakily stood up and took a step towards the pale man that is the very cause of her problems.
"I'm surprised you can still stand up even after the beating you received by Yammy" Ulquiorra betrayed his words by saying this in a bored tone.
"I wasn't chosen as the leader to these fools for nothing" the black haired busty woman said, having a small smirk plastered on her face.
"Apparently" the pale Arrancar replied.
The fourth Espada removed his gaze from the woman standing in front of him and began scanning the room a second time, not noticing the slight angered look Raynare had.
'What a prick! Talks to me one moment and then he simply loses interest in our conservation' the black haired woman thought.
Ulquiorra moved pass the woman and the groaning Fallen Angels.
"Where do you think that you're going to huh?" Raynare asked.
The pale Arrancar sighed before turning around, "Looking around one's new base of operations is usually one of the first things to do" he said as if that was a good enough of an answer.
"Base of operations? The hell are you talking about? Do you think you can just waltz in here and claim this church?" the woman questioned with narrowed eyes.
"Don't ask stupid questions, woman" Ulquiorra said before looking around the church. "I'm sure that you already know the answer to those idiotic questions of yours" the pale Espada stated.
"You can't just… But you… NO!" Raynare bellowed.
Using the teachings of Aizen-sama, the fourth Espada turned around and said three simple words, "You mad bro?" Ulquiorra asked with a tilt to his head.
He always did wondered what the real meaning to those three words meant. He knows that asking someone this is another way of asking if they are indeed mad or not, and using the word bro is just a peace greeting of sorts. By saying "You mad?" is simply asking if they are angry or not, but by adding the word bro to the end of this seemingly innocent question will make it sound friendlier. Ulquiorra believes that if one would to call you his/her bro to him/her than a sort of friendship or sense of safety will be formed. Doing this will make it oh so much easier to manipulate people, be it enemies or potential allies. Well that's what Aizen-sama said after all, and his words of wisdom are always one hundred and ten percent correct.
He wasn't expecting a pissed off expression on the busty woman's face. Perhaps he used Aizen-sama words at the wrong time? Maybe he should have waited a while before saying those magic words. If only his lord was here standing right with him at this very moment. He's sure that his fountain of knowledge would cleanse his ignorance of not fully understanding "You mad bro?" or better yet allow his master to do the talking. He always did had a way with words.
"Fuck you, you cheesecake freak!" Raynare yelled.
"Quite the crude response don't you think, Raynare-san?" Ulquiorra asked, more to himself really.
The woman gritted her teeth before walking towards to pale man. She grabbed his shirt and brought his face to hers.
"I don't know who you are to be demanding this church as a base, but let me enlighten you. You can't go around ordering that dumbass giant of yours to beat people senselessly and demand for their home like some desperate mook!" the black haired woman said angrily.
The fourth Espada tilted his head slightly to the side. He grabbed the woman by the wrist and easily pushed it away from his uniform. Once done he dusted his uniform and took a step back.
"Obviously you're new with being bossed around, but have no fear as a fair master I'll spare your life just this once" Ulquiorra said before turning around and noticing an entrance leading to an underground entrance.
The robe men and Raynare watched as the pale man casually walked towards to the not so secret entrance. He stopped when he noticed something… odd.
"Why are any of you following me? As your new leader you should be following me around like a bunch of sheep to their shepherd" with that said Ulquiorra continued his destination.
Slowly the other robed men followed until it was only Raynare and the three still groaning Fallen Angels.
"What the hell?" the woman asked herself.
Needless to say she is incredibly confused by this situation, but nonetheless went to the underground entrance. Once she arrived there she saw something strange. The ex-priests were all kneeling down and hailing to their supposedly new master, Ulquiorra. Said man didn't bat an eyelash on them, but instead examining what's in front of him. Raynare instantly knew that the pale man is interested in the artifact used for removing Sacred Gears from the one who wields them. Ulquiorra dismiss his interests from the artifact before turning around and making his way closer to the kneeling men, Raynare sighed in relief knowing that Ulquiorra won't destroy the artifact or anything bad.
"All of you measly humans has been granted the honor of serving for our one and only true lord. He who has the goals to surpass all beings. The one to obtain the true power of the transcended being. Our lord that'll change this pathetic world into his new toy at his own deposal. The one and only god deserving the right to lead this world into a new world order. Be it the total demise of you worthless pieces of trash or using you barely useful pawns to succeed his enviable goal. Our lord is none other than Aizen-sama! Praise him!" Ulquiorra preached like no tomorrow.
"ALL HAIL AIZEN-SAMA!" many man screamed out Aizen's at the top of their lungs.
"What… the… fuck?" Raynare muttered.
Pulling both of his hands out of his pocket, Ulquiorra dramatically brought to the air. This simple gesture made the robe men new admiration increase tenfold.
"One of the classic cannon fodder known to men is men itself. Use your feeble skills at combat to escalate our lord's path to his glorious godly goal. If combat isn't your strong suit then use your below average minds to further assist Aizen-sama. If you have neither skills you piles of trash then you should know that you're even worse than trash itself! Then instead of standing around like a bunch of fools, use foolishness to sacrifice your bodies as meat shields to protect Aizen-sama perfect untouched body!" the cheesecake man said while raising his hands up to the air.
"ALL HAIL AIZEN-SAMA!" once again the robed men shows their devotion to their new lord, Aizen-sama.
"As one of Aizen-sama strongest soldiers in his army, I must bestow you with more wisdom! The one who is currently stating the greatness of our lord is Aizen-sama fourth Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer. Unlike you dirty animals I myself follow our lord Aizen-sama because of his kindness and goals. He may throw out trash such as you out, but those who'll survive the danger will be rewarded. With what you may ask? Well allow me to say what I'll be rewarded if I do live after our lord's conquest, nothing! Why nothing is what I truly do want nothing else. This nothingness is however not empty and yet empty. I'm still wondering about nothingness to this very day, but until that day does come I'll serve Aizen-sama" Ulquiorra paused for a second before finishing up, "Even after I obtain what I want I'll still give my services to Aizen-sama! So what about you, you pieces of trash that walk this planet without a care in the world? Will lay down your pitiful lives and join me in our lord's quest of Godhood?" the fourth Espada finished, staring at all the men.
"ALL HAIL AIZEN-SAMA! ALL HAIL ULQUIORRA-SAMA!" the men hailed.
'I'm not one to have servant… But these slaves will be a nice addition for Aizen-sama' Ulquiorra thought.
Inside the crowd one woman wasn't hailing, but shocked to the core.
'This man in one day took care of four Fallen Angels using that monster size brute, basically took over the church, and has earned the trust and loyalty of all my men. Who the hell is he' Raynare thought with extreme shock. Even with all this confusion she couldn't help but blush slightly. 'What a leader…'
Author's Note: Guess whose back? Barack Obama that's who! Now go ahead and get some Obamacare! Nah it's just simple old me.
So what did you think of this chapter? Did you enjoy Ulquiorra being all like "I don't give a shit what you say" attitude? How was the little speech? I kind of just type in the first thing that came to mind. Oh and I know both Yammy and Ulquiorra are definitely out of character a bit, but really I prefer it this way. I like Yammy being the loveable oaf he is and Ulquiorra still being a smartass and a huge loyal men to Aizen. I feel like Ulquiorra being a worshipping crazed guy to Aizen is more amusing if anything.
So I decided to bring up some stuff since I'm sure some of you are wondering. First up is the big one that I'm sure a lot of people are wondering. Will Ulquiorra be paired up with anyone? This is a god damn Highschool DxD crossover, what do you think? The real question is who he is going to be paired up with. Let me first say that since this is a Highschool DxD crossover Ulquiorra will have a harem, a small harem but a harem nonetheless. Cheesecake-kun won't have no Naruto sized harems (I'm looking at you Naruto Fanfiction writers).His harem will probably be two to three girls, possibly four depending on later chapters. I only have two in mind that may join the harem, one of them a few of you been asking about. The other potential members has still not be chosen. Go ahead and tell me if you want someone in Ulquiorra harem, and maybe an explanation to why this person should join.
Second on the talk about list is the progress to this story. I'm not making any promises but I'll see if I can at least post two chapters a month. I have also already planned out two endings to this story. Not much details will be presented but I will say that one of the endings could easily be changed depending on the Highschool DxD canon storyline while the other one won't have many changes depending on the canon storyline.
Next up is Yammy's death! Some of you want me to kill off Yammy to obtain the infamous clone of Ghost Nappa, Ghost Yammy! As much as I love the idea of me killing off Yammy this early on is highly unlikely. I prefer that Yammy troll the living crap out of Ulquiorra by his side like a true best buddy. Does that mean I'll keep him alive for the rest of the story? Maybe or maybe not. Same goes to Ulquiorra and any other character.
What is next now hmm… oh my opinions on some things about Bleach? You have the right to not give a flying fuck, I understand. For those that are interested though I kind of wanted to talk about Yammy's character overall. We see this cocky brutish Arrancar who is weak as fuck. This weakling gains this massive boost in strength in power and becomes the Zero Espada just from using Resurrección. Like holy shit he gained a huge ass boost, such a powerhouse and yet he gets beaten down by my boy Zaraki and Byakuya. Now I get it Zaraki is power as hell and Byakuya is tough too, but really this hyped up form was nothing but a disappointment and worst of all they skipped a portion of the fight. I rather not go that much into depth with this so I'll just end it here.
Go ahead and review on this chapter! Did you enjoy Ulquiorra's devotion to Aizen? Were you happy that I updated? Or are you pissed off? Whatever it is make sure you review! Have a lovely New Year and see you next chapter.