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Chapter 8: Idiots! Idiots Everywhere!
Outside an abandon looking church stood a large imposing man. The giant look to be thinking about something with how he had his hand on his chin in a very common thinking gesture.
'Why do doors even exist? It isn't like we need those pointless things. I mean why would you bother wanting to waste your time to open up a door and then closing it after? What you want privacy, you prissy bitch? Then why not buy a suitable rock to live on, idiot,' Yammy thought shaking his head in a negative manner, his disappointment and silent rage to doors and users truly does piss him off.
The giant brought his disgustingly huge hand towards his face and whipped out his finger. Said finger already knew about its destined target, Yammy's nose. As his finger journeys through the valleys of the brute's nostrils he notice his partner's absents.
"Hmph…" the giant sounded. After bringing out a bounty of golden snot, the precious treasure was flicked away to a random direction as the brute began his investigation to find his best buddy.
Yammy brought up his fist of door-hating justice and smashed through it with ease as he walks into the church, uninvited.
He walked pass the groaning Fallen Angels without a care, he though 'accidentally' stepped on the fedora wearing one by 'mistake' this earned another groan from said Fallen Angel, music to his ears. The Arrancar looked around the half assed church, hoping that maybe his comrade is simply playing hide-and-seek against him.
'Bastard doesn't even warn me about the game ahead of time, what a douche,' the giant thought slightly angry that his pale companion wouldn't even tell him about the sudden game. Don't get him wrong he absolutely adored the game especially when he's playing the super fun game with a couple of Números. Best part about the game is he always end up with a few bodies as a reward for winning, good times.
By pure luck Yammy stumble upon a 'well-hidden' entrance leading towards to who knows what. Sometimes shit like this amazes him of how he can find some of the craziest or cleverest of things without even trying. He once again began his walk to find his best buddy.
As the brute made his way downwards he could clearly hear chanting and screaming. Lots and lots of chanting and screaming. Before he could ponder on this anymore he reached at the very bottom of the stairs where one of worst nemesis stood. Another God damn door. The behemoth glared at the fearsome door with the utmost hatred.
"You must believe that you're better than me, huh?" Yammy questioned, still having his death glare at the door.
"…" the door replied.
"Oh! Is that so you son of a bitch!? You want to tangle with yours truly?" the brute asked.
"…..." the door replied with a longer response.
"Cocky prick! How dare you call me a less-retarded-version-of-Nappa! What does that even men?" the Arrancar bellowed.
"…" the door replied with an even longer response.
"F-FUCK YOU! TO HELL WITH THIS!" Yammy roared and took a step back and began to charge a Cero, aiming directly at the door.
"…" the door taunted with the longest response of its nonlife.
"My mother is not a desperate whore!" Yammy yelled.
"…?" the door asked.
"Of course I know my own mother! What kind of stupid question is that?" the massive Arrancar asked back.
"…" the door sarcastically said.
"Her name? It's uhh… I know it… Positive…" Yammy stared at the ground in shame.
"…" the door insulted.
The giant removed his sight from the ground to glare at the door again.
"You know what screw you! At least I had a mother at one point, unlike you, you wooden obstructed waste of space!" the brute roared and charged his Cero.
With a fully charged Cero, Yammy flipped the bird at it and fired the doom blast. The Sheer strength easily penetrated through the door and continued its onslaught of power through the room that the door was protecting.
"And that's why I hate doors," the Arrancar grumbled while walking through the freshly created wreckage.
Ulquiorra's new worshippers were terrified by this new individual. They could only watch as the strange deadly beam blew up the door leading to this room and watched as it crashed at a nearby wall that was a little bit too close to their new master's face.
"Ulquiorra-sama, there seems to be an intruder that wishes to destroy our path of the glorious Aizen-sama!" a random robed man said tearfully.
Ulquiorra ignored the fool as he began to descend down towards the intruder. He already expected this to happen after abandoning Yammy.
The fourth Espada made his way through the crowded men. Once arriving at the troublemaker that caused him a headache, he removed one of his hands from his pocket and took another step to the unsuspecting brainless fool.
The giant was too focused on observing that scared little shits surrounding him to notice Ulquiorra casually walking up to him.
"Yammy look over here would you?" Ulquiorra asked.
'Wait I know that voice! Could it be him?' the brute thought excitedly before looking down to see his partner staring impassively at him.
With a giant smirk Yammy yelled out to the heavens. "Cheesecake-kun! I mis-" he was interrupted since the moment the massive Arrancar brought his gaze to Ulquiorra he was slapped with a mighty pale hand sending him through a crowd of terrified screaming robed men.
The pale man sighed and walked away from the crying men. Raynare quickly followed without hesitation.
"Was that alright to do, Ulquiorra-sama?" the black-haired beauty asked only to blink and repeat what she just said to herself inwardly.
'Did I seriously said his name with sama in the end? And why do I not feel bothered by that at all?' Raynare wondered.
"The idiot will be back on his feet in no time," Ulquiorra said, completely ignoring her question.
"I could care less what happens to that brick head. What I'm asking is was that really the best choice action? The men might be scared to death because of that stunt," the busty woman pointed out.
"If anything this'll show them not to be disobedient," fourth Espada answered to his new follower. Said follower had this confused expression on her face, this made the pale man sigh. "Think of it like this, by slapping my fool of a partner by using only the minimal of my power and sending him quite the distances away from me shows that my strength is not to be trifled with. Their fear will form as an extra lock of sorts to secure their loyalty to me. They wouldn't think twice in trying to betray me unless they wish for me to interrogate them, plunge my arm through their chest, and finally decapitate them" Ulquiorra explained with zero changes to his facial expressions.
This simple and yet effective tactic was used on himself and the other Espada members by Aizen-sama. By showing off his immense strength by defeating the Espada members in a duel will allow us to see how far we truly are compared to Aizen-sama's insane Reiatsu. No that isn't correct… Aizen-sama doesn't even need to battle us to earn our loyalty, he simply has to presents his Reiatsu to make us kneel down. Some may put up a fight while others will understand the sheer difference in power. It is like putting an infant in cell filled with hungry lions, there isn't any chances in surpassing something that you cannot reach. Our fear is Aizen-sama's assurance of loyalty. He truly is the one and only one meant to achieve the impossible.
"Oh. Alright that makes sense," the black-haired woman said, bringing Ulquiorra out of La La Land.
"Of course what I said makes sense, and I do hope you follow my words wisely and follow me willingly, Raynare-san," the pale man half said/ordered and looked back at her for a second before continuing their walk.
It doesn't matter to him if the woman besides wishes to follow him or not, it isn't like she really has a choice. Well to be fair she does have a choice, either obey his every command and live another day or die as a rebellious wench. He's fine with either choice.
The black-haired beauty wanted to squeal so badly right now. She doesn't know why but how her Ulquiorra-sama spoke those words to her made her want to melt. And those eyes of his. The way he stared blankly at her like some worthless trash and wouldn't miss the chance to cut her down for any kind of failure got her excited for some strange reason. Raynare knew at this point she wouldn't trade her new master with any master. She desperately wanted him to keep on being bossy and cold to her, just to satisfy her arousal.
A couple minutes passed as the two kept on walking to what look like an old living quarters through the endless halls. The pale Arrancar tilted his head slightly to his companion direction. What he saw would have made some men feel disturbed. Raynare was drooling with this happy expression on her face. What actually creeped him out a little were those sparkles on her eyes. Do eyes do that? He wasn't sure if that was a Fallen Angel thing, but he knew one thing. That woman is fascinatingly strange.
After finishing his little inspecting, Ulquiorra went back to where most of his new slaves should still be at, followed by a still daydream Raynare. He wondered if Yammy actually scared them to death. That'll be hilarious to see. Though he would lose many valuable cannon fodder, and that wouldn't be amusing to him at all.
What he saw wasn't what he was expecting. All of the robed men were huddled around, some were standing while others were sitting down on the cold ground. Their attention was solely focused on Yammy, who apparently was telling them about an epic tale. The fourth Espada should have expected this to happen. Only Yammy would do something so unsuspectingly stupid to somehow infect others to his stupidity. Hell Yammy's idiotic behavior affected himself too, only slightly though. He rather be eaten by a Menos Grande in his Resurrección form then to become a Yammy clone.
Yammy stopped talking about his tale when he noticed his partner and the busty bitch walking to him. The brute waved his hand with a happy grin on his face.
"Hey Cheesecake-kun! Big booby bitch! Come over here!" to emphasize his point by pointing at an empty chair near him, probably saved for Ulquiorra.
'What he call me!?' Raynare thought angrily, trying her best not to snarl and smack his smug prick face.
The pale man sat down and stare at his partner, while the Fallen Angel stood beside him.
"Ulquiorra you wouldn't believe how awesome these humans are!" the giant said while laughing.
"How are these humans 'awesome,' Yammy?" Ulquiorra asked, not really caring about the answer.
"They love my stories and are a bunch of fanboys. Makes me want to straggle them to death out of happiness," the brute said.
Many of the robed men laughed instead of shitting bricks.
"Sounds like you're having a blast," Ulquiorra said boringly.
"Oh you have no idea, Cheesecake-kun," Yammy laughed. "You know I was just about to start another story. It's the time when we went to the human world to test out that orange-haired boy strength."
'I'm surrounded by idiots,' Ulquiorra thought.
Ulquiorra sighed and zoned out as not to lose any more functional brain cells. The black-haired woman however listened to the tale, only because of her sudden interest in her new master.
"It all started when Aizen-sama wanted us to have some fun…" Yammy began.
Author's Note: Welcome back readers. I hoped that you all enjoyed Chapter 8!
Yeah this chapter wasn't really plot worthy at all but hey I like to take my time. At least another chapter is up, right? Anyways how did you like it? Was Yammy's interactions with the door neat? Did you like the whole Raynare having a master complex? Personally my favorite part in this chapter was the part with Yammy and the door's (I might have a similar event happen again) chat.
Here's something unrelated to the story! I'm sure many of you at least know about the Yu-Gi-Oh series, correct? Well I'm planning in starting another story that isn't Bleach related (HOLY SHIT!). I know it's crazy and you might be thinking that I shouldn't since I kind of abandon my stories in a way or more like don't focus on it as much. Like my other two stories, which by the way I am planning on going back to soon. Anyways this Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction will be a crossover to wait for it… Naruto! Now I'm not the biggest fan of the series, but I did see the interesting potential in putting Yami into the series. Oh were you expecting a crossover of Naruto having a deck of cards and gathering a harem? Ha please! Oh no I'm going beyond those weak ideas. Instead Yami will be going into the Naruto verse using the power of his Egyptian awesomeness and monsters. I won't say much else besides this, abridged Yami mixed with slightly sadistic Yami and Kaibaman.
Don't forget to smash in a review on your thoughts of this chapter and really story overall. And I'll see you guys in the next chapter. Sayounara!