Hi everyone! Dipper Pines 101 here! Guys i'm so sorry I haven't updated in a month my plan was to crank out six chapters during spring break but I had to go to disneyland instead, oh well (hee hee) I decided to put the Dipper insanity thing on hold but there will be foreshadowing, anyways heres some stuff that happens in the chapter: Ford shows up!, Gideon isn't reformed anymore (it lasted about two weeks) and Dipper turns into the guy who punched a robot in the eye to save his sister, all that and more! Cue theme song.
"Give it back!" "Make me!" The twins wrestled around on the ground each one fighting for the letter,
"Mabel I swear!"
"I'm not letting you abandon us again!" Dipper managed to flip Mabel over his shoulder, she landed with a thud. He scrambled at her hands trying to grab the letter, while that was happening, Mabel got her foot on his chest and pushed him back as Dipper fell he twisted his body trying to break his fall and his face smashed right into the statue Bill Cipher turned into when he was defeated. A crack appeared where Dipper's face hit, but no one noticed, they were looking his bleeding nose. Dipper's eyes filled with rage and his hand balled into a fist, he threw a punch at Mabel. But before it could land it was caught... by a hand with six fingers.
"Alright pal I don't know who you are but-wait Dipper!?" Ford looked at the boy who could have been his apprentice, and like Stanley tears filled his eyes, but unlike his brother he didn't try to hide it. He hugged Dipper with all his might
" *Cough* *gasp* why does everyone *ack* *ack* have bear hugs…"
"Sorry my boy i'm happy to see you what are you doing here?... and why were you fighting your sister?" Dipper and Mabel explained what had happened to Ford, and he grew serious
"Dipper walk with me please." They walked off leaving an extremely guilty Mabel alone.
"Dipper, do you remember what I told years ago, that Gravity Falls was a magnet for special things including you and me?"
"Yeah why?"
"Well one of those special things was the relationship you had with your sister"
"What?"
"You were inseparable the best of friends you… you reminded me of me and Stanley years ago our friendship ended because I was to stubborn to hear his explanation of how my project was destroyed."
"What does this half to do with me and Mabel?"
"Patience i'm getting there, I was only able to repair my bond with Stanley because of your example, the way you and Mabel worked together inspired us to reconnect, don't let something that wonderful die Dipper."
"So you're saying I should stay?"
"The final choice is yours, but you should know history is repeating itself right now, don't make my mistakes Dipper you'll regret it for the rest of your life." Giving the boy a comforting squeeze on his shoulder before walking away.
Gideon Gleeful smiled evilly, it had taken months but it was almost ready. He stared at the old man chained to the project
"YOU THERE IS IT READY"
"Almost" the dejected broken form of Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket replied
"Excellent" the young psychopath said
"Remember old man no tricks, or your son dies." Old Man Mcgucket screwed in the last bolt
"It's done" he said
"Then you're of no further use" Gideon pulled out a pistol and shot Mcgucket in the shoulder
"DAD!" The young man tied to a chair yelled.
"What's a matter?" Gideon asked "Hmm tell me would have been this distraught if he was still insane?"
Fiddleford jr. glared at Gideon
"Why you lowdown murdering son of a-"
"Ah ah, language, unless you want some of same."
Gideon stared at the completed project, it was finally complete, finally he would have his revenge, finally he would gain ultimate power, finally Mabel would be his.
"You've seen your last sunrise Stan Pines."
After Ford left Dipper sat alone for a long time, thinking about what he said, wondering what it meant.
"Should I take his advice?" He asked to himself. He just sat there for awhile thinking, finally he got up he'd made his decision.
TIME JUMP
Dipper stood in front of his family ready to tell them what he had decided
"Guys i'm sorry but I have to go" Mabel smiled at him
"It's ok bro-bro at least I got to see my brother again that was the best birthday present ever." Dipper gave her small smile
"Awkward sibling hug?"
"Awkward sibling hug."
They hugged each other.
"Pat pat."
Soo's helped Dipper load his car
"I'm gonna miss you bro."
"I'll miss you to Soo's"
"P-terodactyl bros?"
"P-terodactyl bros."
"Boosh."
Next Wendy said
"See you later dork."
"See you later Wendy"
They hugged. Next Stan and Ford came to say goodbye
Stan said
"Kid you're a small squeaky-voiced little wimp and i'm glad you're leaving."
"It was good to see you to Grunkle Stan."
"Pursue your dreams Dipper, pursue your dreams."
"I will Great-Uncle Ford."
Dipper climbed into his car and looked out his window
"I'll visit as soon as I can!"
He shouted out his window and started his car. As he pulled away his friends ran next to the car shouting goodbye, just like they did all those years ago… Dipper sighed as he came to an intersection one way went to an exit ramp, the other went up to lookout point. Dipper glanced at his watch "I've still got time" he thought to himself as he took the right up to lookout point. When he stopped he sighed and leaned back in his chair, just then he noticed a burlap sack sitting on his back seat that wasn't there when he arrived. Curiously he picked it up at opened it and pulled out a letter he flipped it open.
Dear Dipper,
I'm really sorry I gave you a bloody nose and I was selfish enough to try and keep you here, I realize that you want to make something of yourself. But the thing is you already did you're a hero to the people of Gravity Falls a lot of people have named their kids after you, you've helped all these people so many times and so many people look up to you. In the bag is a bunch of stuff from that one summer so when you're making the world a better place you'll remember us. But don't you see Dipper you did great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Love,
Mabel
Dipper smiled as he looked in the bag and pulled out some old stuff first was the infinity-sided dice Great-uncle Ford had given him, next was the disposable camera that had the footage of the Gravity Falls Gobblewonker, the head of Wax Stan the smashed pendent of little Gideon, and much more. Dipper felt tears sting his eyes as he looked at all the stuff from his past, then he noticed his old pine tree hat sticking out of backpack, when he pulled it out his application letter flew out. For a long time Dipper just sat there staring at his hands, in his right his hat, in his left the letter. Finally his face hardened, after a few seconds he got out of the car walked over to the edge of the cliff and threw the burlap sack over the edge of the cliff. It sailed down to a spot where no one could reach, when it hit the ground it flew open and… textbooks,science tools, and his application flew out. Dipper finished stuffing his gravity falls stuff into his backpack, he made a u-turn and shot down the hill. When he reached the bottom a ginormous metal foot nearly crushed his car, as it was it ran him off the road. He looked up and it was another Gideon robot.
"I'm coming for you Stan Pines!"
It shouted.
"Oh no!"
Dipper said, as ran after the robot. As he ran, he wondered what he could do to stop it. Suddenly he tripped and a certain red flashlight rolled out of his backpack, he looked at it and smiled.
Mabel stood on the porch for a long time just looking at the spot her brother's car had gone around the corner, part of her was hoping he would come back. So she was the first one to see the ginormous robot coming toward her house. Quickly she called everyone and Stan, Ford, Soos, Melody, and Wendy came running out. Mecha Gideon 2.0 laughed evilly
"Finally after all these years my revenge is at hand, prepare to die Stanley Pines!"
He swung his fist down to crush Stan. Stan covered his head and waited for the blow to land, but it never did. Confused he looked up to see another giant fist holding Mecha Gideon's arm stopping him from killing Stan. The other arm heaved up flipping Gideon onto his back. Just then they all saw the face of the giant who had saved Stan it was
"DIPPER?!"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!"
He shouted taking a swing at the robo Gideon.
"What the-"
Gideon was cut off when Dipper's fist connected sending Gideon flying back.
"Well well Dipper Pines it's been quite awhile since we last-"
Dipper landed a vicious uppercut, after that Gideon stopped talking. Dipper kept throwing punches driving Gideon back. But Gideon was beaten so easily, his metal fist connected with Dipper's face sending him reeling. Dipper kicked Gideon in the stomach, and Gideon elbowed him in the ribs, Dipper ripped up a billboard and used it like a baseball bat, in retaliation, Gideon jumped on top of Dipper and relentlessly started pounding his face. Dipper tried pushing Gideon off but he couldn't get any leverage.
"HAHAHAHA, once I destroy you i'll kill every living soul in that shack, and your sister will finally be mine!"
Dipper was filled with rage and he caught the next fist that came flying at his face and ripped out of it's socket. Gideon, inside of his robot, stared at the monitor showing Dipper's face in shock. He had never seen that look on anyone's face, there was so much rage in it. It was at that moment Gideon realized he had gravely underestimated Dipper, and he was about to pay for it. Using every ounce of strength he had Dipper heaved Mecha Gideon off of him, and then charged at him, using the ripped off limb as a club.
"You. Will. Not. Touch. My. Family!"
He shouted, punctuating every word with a blow. Finally he smashed the severed arm into Mecha Gideon's head so hard it caved in half of it, that was it for the robot it fell to the ground destroyed. Dipper just stood there for a minute panting
"It's over" he said to himself, "it's really over." Shaking slightly he dropped the robot arm. Suddenly he was bathed in pink light, and began shrinking down to his normal size. When he was at the correct height the light shut off.
"Dipper oh my god! That was amazing!"
Mabel shouted as she squeezed her brother in a big hug,
"You've *gasp* got to be *wheeze* kidding me!"
Dipper said as for the third time today he was smothered with love. Everyone laughed as Stan helped him up, and Wendy handed him his backpack.
"So Dipper, are you going to stay in Gravity Falls after all?" Great-uncle Ford asked.
"Yes"
Dipper said as reached into his backpack, and for the first time in years Dipper Pines placed his blue and white pine tree cap on his head.
"Yes I am."
Epilogue 1
A few hours after Dipper had settled back into his shared room with Mabel, Ford came up and told Dipper to come with him. Dipper followed Ford down into his lab in the basement.
"Dipper listen closely i've been working on this since I returned to Gravity Falls, and now that you're here, you're the only one I trust to take it."
He then handed Dipper a large red velvet book with a golden six-fingered hand in the middle. Dipper just stood there for minute staring at it, then he took it and opened it. On the first page it said
The Collected Journals Of Stanford Pines.
Epilogue 2
The preserved remains of Bill Cipher had a crack in it, a crack that was slowly spreading. It reached the extended hand, and suddenly it burst into pieces. Four small black fingers flexed themselves before the hand erupted into blue fire. The next sound that was made could be heard across the forest.
"hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Dipper Pines 101 here well that does it for this part! Please review, and once again i'm sorry it took so long to update next chapter "Dipper's secret passion" and Remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!