Welp...

I'm here again...

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Caan: Tee hee...

Seriously... I'm writing this while hearing Kevin MacLeod Monkeys Spinning Monkeys (that I du not own)... IT FEELS AWKWARD!

YOU SHOULD TRY TO HEAR IT WHILE READING THIS!

RECOMMENDATION! XD

Thanks Chiibe for the idea :D

Ezra's POV

I think, I'm still dreaming now...

Everything is white...

Or it's just me...

Wait... Is that a Tooka? He's cute... He's purple and so fluffy! I wanted to hug him but he pushed my hands.

"Hey stop that kid! Do you think I'm a furry thing that you can always hug ?" IT TALKS!

"Sorry I thought you- wait, Zeb ?! You're a Tooka ?"

"Who do you think I am? A Big Lasat ?" The purple Tooka chuckled. Yup, I'm totally dreaming right now. Suddenly I heard a hiss behind me. I looked back and saw the dark Sith Lord.

"Join me Bridger... And together we will rule the galaxy !" Darth Vader said.

"NEVER! You almost got my Master killed !" I activated the lightsaber, but he just chuckled.

"No Ezra... I AM YOUR MASTER !" He opened his helmet and revealed his face. It was Kanan.

"NOOOOOO!" I yelled.

"Oh boy... What a cliché." Hera suddenly appeared. That was weird. At least, She's normal not like the others.

"Honey, you're scaring Ezra..."

"Hera, I told you I can't handle it! It's just my nature..." Kanan said. Feels weird Kanan was Darth Vader and he's a good guy.

"Oohhh Sabine is here !" Zeb ran to Sabine who came with a big smile.

"Hello Zeb !" she held him tightly as Zeb purred. Sabine petted him and he smiled.

"Aww do it again !" Okay, Zeb loooooved Sabine more than me.

"Oh hey, guys !" Sabine waved her hand to us.

"Aww... Looks who's back !" Kanan hugged her and kissed her cheek-

WHAT ?!

WHAT'S HAPPENING ?!

"Umm... Kanan ? Why are you kissing her cheek ?"

"Oh, it's just a normal dad stuff-"

...

(Mind blow)

"SABINE'S YOUR DAUGHTER ?!" My jaw's drop to this- this FACT!

"Oh, Ezra, dad, mom," MOM ?! HERA AND KANAN ARE MARRIED ?! AT LEAST, THERE IS NO NIGHTMARE... breath Ezra breathe...

"I want to introduce you to my boyfriend..." Please don't be chopper please don't be chopper! Suddenly a big figure appeared beside me with a smile on his face.

"Hi !" He Suprised me-

WHAT ?!

NO...

NONONO...!

NONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONO !

"Sorry if I freaked you out..." He apologized to me. STILL IT DIDN'T CHANGE MY FEELINGS!

"what's your name dear ?" Hera asked. please be an imposter. please be an imposter

"My name is the Fifth Brother" He smiled as he approached Sabine and kissed her forehead

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !" I fell to my knees as I screamed. I woke up and sat up. Phew, it was just a dream... It could be WORSE!

"Hey, are you having a bad dream? If you are, can you turn it a little bit cause I'm sleeping..." Fifth Brother appeared in front of me.

"AAAHHH!" I jumped from my bed and fell.

"Woah what the ?!" Zeb woke up. But I ran through the door and went out to the fields of Lothal.

"What's his problem ?" Skyler asked.

"I don't know, ask him. I want to sleep." Zeb then closed the door.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" I screamed around the Ghost while flinging my arms around.

"Woah, Ezra what are you doing? You're just like a mad bantha !" Chase said. he was on top of the ghost with Chopper.

"Umm, what are you doing ?"

"Think fast !" He threw me a white ball. I caught it but it suddenly broke. Sticky yellow things came out and soak my hands and shirt.

"Eww... Seriously ? right now ?"

"It was Chopper's idea !" he pointed to the laughing droid.

"Whop whop !" Chopper whirled his arms around holding the eggs and threw it to me. I put my hands in front of me but it's no use! The eggs splattered beside me and soaked my shoe.

"EGG WARS!" Chase gave Chopper more eggs and I'm now being thrown eggs like rain.

few hours later...

GOSH ! I'm still soaking wet with those sticky eggs things! All of my body was wet!

"Hey Ezra, woah! Let me guess... Chopper and Chase pranked you with those eggs right ?" Hera sighed.

"h- How did you know ?"

"Chase and Chopper asked me for the eggs of course." She smiled.

"Anyway, where's Kanan and Sabine ?"

"He didn't tell you? They're having a get along together with Sabine's new boyfriend." NO ! NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO !

"HOW COME ?! I- I'm not dreaming right ?" I pinched myself, and I felt pain.

"Of course, you're not dreaming." She stroke my hair a little and went to the cockpit.

Okay, I need to see what's going on. RIGHT NOW-

"Hey, guys! We're home !" Kanan yelled from the ramp. Quickly I relaxed and went to the cargo hold.

"Okay, Ezra, There's nothing you can't handle... It's just Sabine's friend, and he's a boy- What am I thinking! Stop it brain! That Inquisitor is on the Empire side. There is NO way Sabine would love him !" I said to myself while climbing down the ladder. When I looked at them-

AAWWW COME ON!

NOT HIM AGAIN!

(*&! (#*&(#*&$( *&(&! #)*#$

"What's wrong Ezra ?" Sabine asked me.

"Oh I don't know, I just came here and YOU CAME WITH THAT- FISH FACE !" I couldn't held myself anymore. She's dating the FIFTHBROTHER!

"Woah, words Ezra !" Kanan reminded me.

"It's okay, Sir. Everybody like to say that to me all the time." The Fifth Brother chuckled. he is still using his armor, but more grayish. It has white strikes in it. And he wasn't using his helmet instead using a- COWBOY HAT ?! What's wrong with him ?!

"What a gentlemen," Kanan said as he climb up the ladder with Sabine. Leaving me with- FISH FACE!

"So um.. You don't like me huh ?" He said.

"Oh yeah totally !" I snorted.

"What's wrong with me, kid ?"

"Don't call me kid !" I growled.

"Hey, I'm a good guy here. I'm not with the Empire..." he chuckled. Hearing him chuckle made me wanted to throw up.

"Says the one who endangered us !" I blurted out.

"I never did that !"

What ?!

How ?!

"Do you know the Seventh Sister ?!" I asked him.

"Uhh- What-"

"Just answer it !"

"Yes! She's my sister !" He was looking to me with a confused face.

"And ?"

"Fine. You wanted the truth ?! I'll give the truth !"

FINALLY !

"She and I are just like your master. Running away from the Empire. Yes... We are the remaining Jedi's..."

NOOOOO

NOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARRGGGHHH !

"You're bluffing, right ? so what's with the red double bladed lightsaber ?" I pointed his lightsaber.

"Oh, It's my lightsaber. It's not red. It's green !" He ignited it and it was true. The color was green.

"So, how's the get a long time ?" Sabine climbed down from the ladder and all of the crew started followed her. Even Chase and Chopper went in.

"Oh great... So very great..." I said sarcastically...

"Hey, there big guy! " Zeb came and nudge the Fifth Brother.

"Hah, glad to see you, buddy..." He fist bumped with Zeb. BEST BUDS ?! BUDDY !?

"Sabine, can you come here for a sec ?" The Fifth Brother asked Sabine. She nodded and came in front of him. The Fifth Brother then stand in one knee-

NOOO

NOOOOOO

NO, HE CAN'T DO THAT!

"Wha-" I wanted to say something, but Chopper zapped me and let Chase shut my mouth with a cloth. he tied it around my head before tying my arms and legs.

"HMMPPHH!" I shook hard but Skyler hushed me.

"Sabine Wren" Fifth Brother took one of Sabine' hand.

NOOO !

AAAHHH !

PLEASE JUST BE A DREAM!

"Will..."

NO !

"You"

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY FRIEND YOU FISH FACE!

"Marry"

AAAHHH !

"Me ?"

PLEASE KILL ME!

Sabine gasped. all of the crew just smiled. with teary eyes, she nodded.

"Yes...!" she hugged him before kis-

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Cann, Chase, Chopper, I've warned you three this thing will give him nightmares ! And stop painting a mustache on his face !" Skyler told them.

"Awww. but looked at him! He talks while he sleeps ! It's fun to see him with a mustache" Caan spoke out.

"Please... No... FIfhtbrother..." Ezra mumbled.

"Is he dreaming about the Fifth Brother ?" Sabine came to Ezra's and Zeb's room.

"Yup..." Chase nodded.

"Is that a machine ?" The Mando pointed at what Ezra was using.

"Oh yeah.. IT's like a dream catcher, but you could choose what dreams you want" Skyler explained.

"And, Chopper just changed it to ?" Chopper beeps whirling around laughing.

"HIs greatest second fear !" Chase smiled.

"Really ?"

"No... Sabine... Don't go with... Fish face..." Ezra mumbled again.

...

...

"PFFFFFFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the trio (Chopper, Chase, and Caan) Laughed out loud.

"Ugh... seriously? Ezra's second greatest fear is me dating and marry Fifth Brother ?" Sabine rolled her eyes.

"Y yeah... But I need to tell you something..." Skyler rubbed her back.

"And ?"

"err... If Jedi's used this, it has a possibility the machine gave him a vision." Skyler finished.

"WHAT ?!" Sabine shouted.

"PPFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOOHHO HEHE" The three dumb prankster laughed again.

"But it's 50% possible !" And with that, Sabine fainted.

"OOHH ! Let's try the machine on Sabine !" Chase said.

"Fine..." Skyler said in surrender. But in her heart, she always wanted to see what happens...

THAT'S all folk!

I'm still laughing while hearing the music... So FUNNY!

Bye Buddies :D

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