My best friend is Horrible

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MEREDY

Meredy: Hey, Jellal!

Meredy: How was your day?

Meredy: You're with Wendy right now, right?

Meredy: OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible . . . Oh no wait, I'm just being ignored.

Jellal Fernandez is typing. . .

Jellal: Just like you said I'm with Wendy. AT A CINEMA. WHERE PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED?

Meredy: I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI DUMMY! THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU BUT YOU DON'T CARE IDIOT!

Jellal: I'm sorry, okay. I'll make it up to you.

Meredy: Hey about the thing you ask to do with me before . . . to be honest it'll be my first time and I'm scared. You're not even my boyfriend. I can't trust you.

Jellal: You can trust me enough. I'm your best friend for pete's sake and us doing it is not a surprise.I've known multiple best friends doing it. Don't worry it'll feel really good that you will be shaking and screaming the whole time.

Meredy: I'll be super noisy aren't i?

Jellal: That's just natural and what makes it fun. Just try it.

Meredy: I don't know. . . It is my first time.

Jellal: The roller coaster isn't that scary, Meldy. -_-

Meredy: HAHAHA.

Jellal: Just got home.

Meredy: What are you doing right now?

Jellal: Lying in bed.

Meredy: Just lying in bed? Nothing else?

Jellal: I'm eating cereal.

Meredy: HAHA. Nice.

Meredy: What would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Jellal: Eat my cereal.

Meredy: Lol. I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Jellal: Then I'd get out of bed and go get a cereal.

Meredy: -_-

Meredy: To be honest, you know. . . I wish there was something between us.

Jellal: Me too.

Meredy: Really? Like what?

Jellal: A wall.

Meredy: . . .

Meredy: I hate you.

Jellal: HAHAHA. Just what's with this flirting all of a sudden?

Meredy: I just feel really unattractive. I don't have a boyfriend for a year!

Jellal: You're talking to a guy who hadn't had a girlfriend since birth.

Meredy: That's different since you're unemotional bastard.

Jellal: Gee, thank you for thinking about my feelings before saying that.

Meredy: I mean, I don't think I'm that cute you think I'm cute?

Jellal: . . . no.

Meredy: Am I pretty then?

Jellal: No.

Meredy: OMG. Does that mean I'm beautiful? 3

Jellal: No it means you're ugly.

Meredy: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS JELLAL FERNANDEZ! MARK MY WORDS.

After that Meredy did have her revenge. She borrowed my phone and without really thinking I gave it to her. She changed all the names in my phone book and now I don't whose number to whom. Meredy changed her name as TASTE KARMA JERK. A particular name caught my eye though and I don't know whose it is.

THE CHOSEN ONE (+81034…)

Jellal: Who are you?

The chosen one: JELLAL?! You have my number?

Jellal: What? . . . Is this Natsu? Meredy changed the names on my SMS.

The chosen one: What did Meredy changed my name to?

Jellal: The chosen one.

The chosen one: Don't change it back.

Jellal: BUT WHO ARE YOU?

The chosen one: I'm the chosen one. :D

Meanwhile Meredy is texting someone.

To: Jellal's chosen one.

Okay, I gave you your opportunity! Do your best!

A/N: Hi, it's been a while! I bet you guess who the chosen one is. ;) I know it wasn't more ERZA/JELLAL thingy but more of a best friend comedy but I have nothing else at the moment. I'll keep striving to write more comedic plots more! So what do you think? I hope you have fun reading this, even a little! THANK YOU FOR THOSE WHO SUPPORT THIS STORY! I LOVE YOH GUYS!