Hey there! it's the5ws with another chapter!

Ok I know...this chapter might be a little crappy. Please bear with me though! :)

I was asleep when shorty and his loyal akuma waltzed in the bedroom.

Well, half asleep. As they say, a cat never really is asleep.

Annnnd the look on both of their faces were priceless.

"S-Sebastien! This is an order: kill her, kill her NOW!"

Crap.

Fuck the never really asleep thing. I sleep, I sleep alright, and when I do, it takes 200 years for me to wake up.

Well, if I can avoid the first few knives and then fully wake up, I'm safe… I think.

It was awkward, having to twist my unused to 13 year old sleepy body, however agile it may be in neko form, this way and that, always avoiding death by a hair width, and finally I was sent crashing off the bed and losing that warm spot.

"Ny-owww…That was some greeting you gave me, guard puppy."

Here goes nothing…or everything.

And shit. I just realized my ears were in full view and my tail had popped out due to my using my reflexes.

"I've never expected something so warm, shorty," I smiled wryly, stealthily inching towards them, "and would you kindly answer a question?"

"…!"

By now, I'm completely act, a stark black one.

And one that gave Mr. I'm-Just-One-Hell-Of-A-Butler an overwhelmed blush. Plan=Success

"I've always wondered," I cooed into the still with shock earl's ear, "why demons form contracts?"

Well, too bad for you guard puppy, looks like I struck a soft spot.

What if I strike another bruise?

"Is it because should filled with sweet revenge taste better? Ah…it must feel good to eat such a soul. But," I risked changing into a more human form, "I am not a demon, clearly I cannot enjoy souls, although I would very much like to try. As you can see, I am a neko. Not that you would know what that is, you old farts. I must say though, demons do love unclean, as they put it, bodies that harvest revengeful souls, no?"

Damn I look like the cheshire cat now. Just reminded me of Ciel in Wonderland. Although he was still a shorty in that dream, he was pretty kawaii.

I didn't have to look to know what they were thinking now.

"You don't have to be ashamed of showing me your eye, shorty. I know, and I know about that," I pointed to the lower left of my back, "too. In fact I can remember everything in the anime quite well. Now let's see…which episode are we in? Well definitely before the ending…you're not that yet, I don't think…and no Pluto, so after he —-ed or before he even came here? I would say this is episode 1…but we would need to see what happens tonight to see, shorty."

"S-sebastien! K—"

"You don't need to be afraid, puppy dear. I won't tell on you. It wouldn't do me any good anyhow, although I must admit I have nothing to lose."

"Absolutely positive, my lady?" smiled the demon.

Well no, idiot. I don't know myself, baka.

"I don't know, maybe my life, maybe not…who knows? Whoever sent m here maybe, but then maybe it was just sheer coincidence."

"Fine then!" Kiel suddenly declared, "You will become the new servant to the Phantomhive household!"

In a flash I had my claw against the young shorty's neck. His eyes were so large I thought they were dinner plates.

Talking about dinner plates, they better give my something to eat soon or I'm afraid I might throw a hairball fit.

Poor them. Not.

"Your servant? No. I am merely an observer. An observer, that kindly asks to be your company."

Hahahaha. I just love using that tone of voice. Sorry but I guess this sin't your perfect day, shorty.

This is probably the first time that Seb didn't manage to protect his bocchan. I'm so enjoying this.

"F-Fine…"

"Perfect, shorty. And I'll keep that precious little secret of your unknown too, in exchange, I'll get what I want."

I was asleep when shorty and his loyal akuma waltzed in the bedroom.

Well, half asleep. As they say, a cat never really is asleep.

Annnnd the look on both of their faces were priceless.

"S-Sebastien! This is an order: kill her, kill her NOW!"

Crap.

Fuck the never really asleep thing. I sleep, I sleep alright, and when I do, it takes 200 years for me to wake up.

Well, if I can avoid the first few knives and then fully wake up, I'm safe… I think.

It was awkward, having to twist my unused to 13 year old sleepy body, however agile it may be in neko form, this way and that, always avoiding death by a hair width, and finally I was sent crashing off the bed and losing that warm spot.

"Ny-owww…That was some greeting you gave me, guard puppy."

Here goes nothing…or everything.

And shit. I just realized my ears were in full view and my tail had popped out due to my using my reflexes.

"I've never expected something so warm, shorty," I smiled wryly, stealthily inching towards them, "and would you kindly answer a question?"

"…!"

By now, I'm completely act, a stark black one.

And one that gave Mr. I'm-Just-One-Hell-Of-A-Butler an overwhelmed blush. Plan=Success

"I've always wondered," I cooed into the still with shock earl's ear, "why demons form contracts?"

Well, too bad for you guard puppy, looks like I struck a soft spot.

What if I strike another bruise?

"Is it because should filled with sweet revenge taste better? Ah…it must feel good to eat such a soul. But," I risked changing into a more human form, "I am not a demon, clearly I cannot enjoy souls, although I would very much like to try. As you can see, I am a neko. Not that you would know what that is, you old farts. I must say though, demons do love unclean, as they put it, bodies that harvest revengeful souls, no?"

Damn I look like the cheshire cat now. Just reminded me of Ciel in Wonderland. Although he was still a shorty in that dream, he was pretty kawaii.

I didn't have to look to know what they were thinking now.

"You don't have to be ashamed of showing me your eye, shorty. I know, and I know about that," I pointed to the lower left of my back, "too. In fact I can remember everything in the anime quite well. Now let's see…which episode are we in? Well definitely before the ending…you're not that yet, I don't think…and no Pluto, so after he —-ed or before he even came here? I would say this is episode 1…but we would need to see what happens tonight to see, shorty."

"S-sebastien! K—"

"You don't need to be afraid, puppy dear. I won't tell on you. It wouldn't do me any good anyhow, although I must admit I have nothing to lose."

"Absolutely positive, my lady?" smiled the demon.

Well no, idiot. I don't know myself, baka.

"I don't know, maybe my life, maybe not…who knows? Whoever sent m here maybe, but then maybe it was just sheer coincidence."

"Fine then!" Kiel suddenly declared, "You will become the new servant to the Phantomhive household!"

In a flash I had my claw against the young shorty's neck. His eyes were so large I thought they were dinner plates.

Talking about dinner plates, they better give my something to eat soon or I'm afraid I might throw a hairball fit.

Poor them. Not.

"Your servant? No. I am merely an observer. An observer, that kindly asks to be your company."

Hahahaha. I just love using that tone of voice. Sorry but I guess this sin't your perfect day, shorty.

This is probably the first time that Seb didn't manage to protect his bocchan. I'm so enjoying this.

"F-Fine…"

"Perfect, shorty. And I'll keep that precious little secret of your unknown too, in exchange, I'll get what I want."

Phew...Off to bed now...*collapses*