"I'm sick of it!" Eren exclaimed as he started pacing around the horse stables, extremely agitated by the fandom. "Really sick of my life right now, too. First, I see my own mom die, then I go through years of grueling torture to be in the military, and now people ship me with everyone! I'm done!" he said, kicking a tree.

"Oi, brat, who are you talking to?" a voice said a few feet away from him. It was Levi.

"Sorry, heichou, I was just angry because," Eren said, kicking the tree again, "because of the fandom and the shippings. It's like they totally underestimate me and think my goal in life is to be with whoever they ship me with."

Levi walked up to the younger soldier and patted his back (OOC Levi coming through!). "Hey, we've all been there, Eren. So, did you find a way out of that fan website you were on?"

Eren's eyes widened slightly as he looked at Levi. "Well, sir, actually..." Eren stopped and gulped, not really wanting to tell Levi he left the room without figuring out how to get off the website.

Levi scowled at Eren. "Jaeger, get back in that room right now," he ordered, dragging Eren all the way form the horse stables and up to the room of broken souls...

Previously on Shipping Complaints:

Jean stared at the computer screen, trying to figure out how to get passed all of the fandoms and into freedom.

But what he did not notice was that the door behind was starting to open, revealing the next person to get traumatized.

Time Skip TO NOW:

The door slowly opened, revealing Humanity's Last Hope and Humanity's Strongest Soldier: Eren Jaeger and Levi.

Within a minute of walking into the room, Eren had a fist in his face. The boy's first response was to go punch back at who he thought was Jean, but then he noticed Jean staring at him, shocked, from his spot in front of the computer screen. And Mikasa was finally out of her phase, but confused. Levi was standing right next to him. So all that leaves is...

"Armin?" Eren asked, taken by surprise by his friend's sudden attack. But this Armin wasn't the same Armin he was earlier that day. No, this Armin was a more experienced, a more traumatized Armin. And this Armin was shaped by the fandom. The fandom totally changed him.

"Listen up, Eren, why did you leave me, Jean, and Mikasa in here stuck in the fandom?" Armin said, standing over Eren, a menacing look in his eyes."Do you know what I've been through, personally, sitting in this room with little Miss 'We're Only Family' and horseface? And if that ain't bad enough, add the shippings into it. Uh-huh, you decided to leave me in this place of torture. And because of that, I have no hope," Armin said in a dark, brooding way.

Jean, whose feelings were hurt by the horseface comment, just stared at the now Emo Prince Armin.

Eren stared at Armin, regretting ever leaving Armin in a place of torture like the fandom. The regret consumed him to the point of tears, so he stood up and reached for Armin's hand and said, "Armin, I'm sorry. I was a bad friend. But let's make up, okay?"

Armin nodded. "I forgive you, but DON'T EVER TOUCH MY HAND AGAIN YOU FILTHY COMMONER. NOW UNHAND ME, THE EMO PRINCE!" Eren quickly let go of Armin's hand and backed away slowly.

Levi sighed, annoyed. Somehow, he found himself dragged into the shipping mess, so to preserve his reputation, he ventured towards the computer.

"Move, Kirstein," he ordered, and Jean moved out of the immidiately. Levi sat in front of the computer screen, trying to figure out how to get out of that website. But, little did our beloved Levi-heichou know that what he thought was the back button was really something that would move us on to our next darn shipping: Levi x Mikasa.

Levi's immediate reaction was to break the computer and everything in proximity to him, but quickly decided against it when he thought of the trouble of explaining the whole shipping thing to Erwin. So, as he stared at his shipping with Mikasa, he couldn't help but beckon her to look at the computer screen.

"Did you do this?" he asked, his tone dangerous. Mikasa looked at the screen, causing her to stand up abruptly and walk over to Levi.

"Is that some kind of joke? Why would I ever be with some creep like you? I still haven't gotten over what you did to my Eren," Mikasa said, her face also sending a dangerous glare to Levi.

"Hm, then who put this online? Do you have an answer for that, Eren's waifu?" Levi taunted, causing Mikasa to still glare but blush at Levi.

"I'm not his wife. Me and Eren are- are fami-" Mikasa started, the glare fading off of her face, but before she could finish her sentence, Armin interrupted her.

"No, Mikasa. We are not going to that 'We're only family' stuff again. Focus on the shipping the sick minds have made up for you," Armin said, gesturing to the computer screen. These words stopped Mikasa from getting any further into her phase.

"Anyways, why would I like anyone as short as him? I prefer people who a bit more- how should I say, fitting of the lofty title 'Humanity's Strongest Soldier," Mikasa taunted. Her words were starting to get to Levi.

"Did you just call me short, Ackerman? I hope you realize that I am senior and I am higher up in command," he said, glaring right at her, just to be confronted with a smirk from the all too sly Mikasa Ackerman.

"Higher up? Funny, last time I checked, I can reach higher up than you," Mikasa joked, cracking herself up. Levi gave her an extremely frightening look that was followed by an equally dangerous smirk.

"I thought you could come up with better comebacks, Ackerman," he retorted, thinking he had won that battle, but Mikasa persisted.

"Don't you dare think I'm done yet, little heichou," Mikasa said, causing Levi to get up, standing just inches away from her.

"Are you challenging me, Little Miss Eren's Wife?" Levi said, putting his hand on his cleaning spray.

Mikasa just put her hand on her hips and put her face in Levi's, saying, "Come at me, bro."

Just before Levi was going to spray Mikasa with whatever cleaning chemical that was in the bottle he had, Eren blurted out, "Stop flirting you two!"

Both heads snapped to Eren.

"Eren, you should know I'm not ever going to do that with him," Mikasa said with disgust.

"You must have a death wish in saying that, Jaeger. I'm not out to steal your woman," Levi retorted, causing Mikasa and Eren to blush.

"I'm not his woman. Nor is he my man," Mikasa said, averting her eyes away from Levi.

Eren nodded in agreement. "We're family!" he said, staring at the floor.

"Tch, that shipping is disgusting," Armin said, arms crossed against his chest, assuming the cool guy pose. All eyes darted towards him. "Mikasa is only fifteen, while Levi is definitely not a fifteen or sixteen year old guy. Anyways, this ship makes Levi-heichou look like a total pedophile," he said, nonchalantly, not really caring anymore.

"Thank you, Armin," Mikasa said. Levi nodded in agreement.

"No problem," Armin said, a cool look still on his face. "But we still have to get out of this fandom and it's shippings."